A new age in Qualcasting begins now, with the first edition to be recorded while both parties are in the same room, drinking tea and eating crumpets. The subjects covered include the hitherto unacknowledged debt owed to David Jacobs by Alexei Sayle, the lost sex comedies of Trevor Eve, the botulism massacre shame of Robert Dougall, how Russell Brand plans to win an election without votes and how Sean Connery broke up Kevin Costner’s panblocker.