All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The two most popular things in the world, Batman and zombies, meet at long last on the Battleship Potemkast! With revelations about the guillotine, agreements over the best horror film, and what actually counts as a zombie anyway, you will laugh, cry and scream in this episode!
Music by Herbert Chappell and Kevin MacLeod
Audio only slashers? Check. Joker holograms? Check. Diving for sharks? Check. It can only be an episode of the Battleship Potemkast, where Captain Michael Cook gushes over VR, Quartermaster Stoakes gains a powerful new ally, and both of them love Halloween.
... the movie, not the holiday. Though they love the holiday too.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
On this week's special bumper edition of Battleship Potemkast, the boys explore themes such as sci-fi horror, Don't Breathe, Liverpudlian philistines, Luke Cage, disliking Suicide Squad, dragons made of kung fu and the amount of fucks McGregor and Diaz give.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Oh jeeeeeez. Yes, causing offence and bitterness wherever they go, the Battleship crew sail to the coasts of Colorado to indulge in what is arguably the best television programme of the last three decades... Hole In The Wall! ... wait... no, sorry, it's South Park. They're talking about South Park.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
It's the Month of the Macabre, and the Battleship Crew enter the swine-flu influenced hallucinations of Captain Michael Cook and pull out an underground horror classic, Trick R Treat. Meanwhile, Quartermaster Stoakes is jealous of not having Robocop, purgatory haunts the world of the living, and Latin night classes are held in Hell.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Resident Evil 6... Siren... Alone in the Dark Illumination... none of these are mentioned in this, a rundown of what the Battleship Crew think are the greatest horror games of all time. Meanwhile, Captain Cook ignores the entire point of Silent Hill 2, Quartermaster Stoakes cowers in fear of spiders, and the video games industry turns to the world of druidism to make decisions.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Dancing Adam Smith returns onto the podcast after breaking his fist on someone else's jaw, and he is not taking prisoners on this week's podcast. Quartermaster Stoakes manages to probe out of him some details of the rest of the card, the importance of cardio, and the only thing better than childbirth. Music by Kevin MacLeod
Yee-haw, it's a roundup on the Battleship Potemkast! With Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes donning their stetsons, mounting their horses and saying "like" a lot, tune in as Antoine Fuqua's name is mispronounced, breasts are discussed, and Indians war over who is the least authentic.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Arthur Conley
"Our Bruce in Gotham, feared be thy cowl. Your Kingdom Come, your will be done, breaking all of the Riddler's bones in the process. Give us this night our desired safety. Forgive us for making gay jokes about you and Robin, as we forgive those who make gay jokes about our fascination with a leather-clad S&M rodent. And lead us not into mediocre superhero stories, but deliver us from boredom. For thine is the city, the police and the criminals, forever and ever. We swear to you."
In this, the third episode of the increasingly inappropriately named fight section of the podcast, we speak to a returning Dancing Adam Smith, who is scheduled to murder another opponent this Friday. Sage advice is doled out, as are threats and jokes. Relive his first fight, learn how to get into a ring yourself, and prepare to be scared for your life by a dancer.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Hey, Boo-boo! We err got ourselves a podcast talking about the new Blair Witch-a picture! Yes, it's Halloween early aboard the Battleship, as Captain Michael Cook and Quartermaster Rob Stoakes discuss the difference between predator drones and Amazon drones, the obsession modern horror has with the homeless and Russian bears. What else would you expect in a Blair Witch review?
Music by Kevin MacLeod and FINN
Things get raunchy on the Battleship Potemkast with one-eyed children, Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Put 'em on the Glass" and Eastenders actors. Yes, it's What We Watched, where Quartermaster Stoakes tries to explain why you should see Depression Revelations the Movie while Captain Cook goes back in time to inspire Da Vinci.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
FIGHT! In this new segment, a comedian and a critic vie in bloody battle for your entertainment. Your gladiators, Captain Michael Cook with his army of robots and hackers and Quartermaster Rob Stoakes with his legion of clowns and millionaires, will continue the grand tradition of audiences and reviewers fighting over who's right, and duel to decide what is the greatest movie sequel of all time; Terminator 2 or The Dark Knight!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox
Look in my eyes! What do you see? The Battleship Potemkast podcast, that's what, as Captain Cook, Quartermaster Stoakes, and Regular Joe analyse, deconstruct and reconstruct UFC 203. Wonder Woman is recast! Stipe saves cats! CM Punk quotes Rocky! Oh my, what an episode!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
It's the Gentleman's Gaming Gulag where we talk about movies instead. There are many revelations on the ship; Quartermaster Stoakes sucks at war, Captain Cook stands up for Scarlet Witch, and a great journey is made as we get a sneak peek at a 10,000 hour long recording session.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Meat is on the minds of the Battleship Potemkast crew (tell us something we don't already know)as Sausage Party is up for the chop. Marvel at Quartermaster Stoakes' encyclopedia-like knowledge of films! Be stunned as Seth Rogan disappears from his own film! Shiver as Captain Cook itches in anticipation for October like the Norwegian scientists in a certain despised horror prequel!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox
Regular Joe, a not regular guest, makes his return on the Battleship Potemkast, joining Captain Michael Cook on a fighting focused fragment of the Battleship Potemkast. On this week, the aftermath of McGregor and Diaz is discussed in anticipation for the sequel (MVD2, McGregor Vs Diaz Requiem) and CM Punk is compared to Rocky Balboa.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Gamescom! Gamescom... there were games. Mostly stabbing Hideo Kojima in the back and nervousness about Resident Evil from the boys. Captain Cook bores everyone to death with football, Quartermaster Stoakes reveals his greatest fear, and Soviet Russia introduces mohawks to its military machines.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes have horror on the brain, as Captain Cook dives into the conspiracy behind Stranger Things, while Quartermaster Stoakes dives into the darkness of Lights Out. One of those is beloved and good. One of those is beloved and bad. Which is which? What is where? And who are you? Answers to some of these questions are in the episode.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Quartermaster Stoakes takes Captain Cook to a faraway world... Scotland. Yes, we went to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and saw a great many things, including hippies infiltrating the West Borough Baptist Church, symmetrical people, unnamed Kiwis and Thai Food. Fun times were had by all, and this is their account.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
