Ep 48: A Well Endowed Kebab with Jack Webber

Welcome to episode 48 with our special guest Jack Webber, who joins us to talk all things Kebab. We indulge in the Eden Special from the Eden Kebab menu in our town Kingston, talk kebab love & consumption then cover the 2017 Kebab awards, news from the awards & the winners! Warning: Will contain kebab puns! 

As the episode goes on & our bottle of rum gets less full we go in on what the titles of our autobiographies would be based on our crazy adventures & then go IN on what could be our best Agony Aunt segment to date. It gets.... weird. 

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Note: Greg is a little quiet at the start of the show but we sort it during & then it's great sound.
 

047 - SELF AWARE FRIDGE, WITH THIS ONE.

Welcome to episode 47 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. This week we have a slightly segment heavier episode & some recent bizarre news stories. Kicking off with Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, most of which this week were sent in by you listeners. Talking the recent lost & found Police Marijuana news stories, we pitch made up movie stories to one another including 'The Self Aware Fridge'. We express our Bee in the Bonnet with Facebook chat such as 'Hubby, Wifey & This One'. List of the week is 'Female cartoon characters' who wet your whistle. Along with our Agony Aunt segment & the return of 'Wankerty W*nk'.

046 - SAVE THE LAST AVOCADO

Welcome to episode 46 of The All Seeing Guys, Greg & Joe go straight in on Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, getting massively side tracked and accidentally create All Seeing Guys the musical. We briefly talk our disgust for Independence Day 2. Then look over some of the recent unusual news stories covering Avocados, Vegan Cafe beef, Adult books accidentally sold to kids, the increase in cock ring incidents, the movie Save The Last Dance & more madness. Greg goes for a wee & Joe does an Irish accent. Of course we dish out our unwanted agony aunt advice & end with a banger of track 'All I've Known' by the mighty 'Iron Duke', formally Violent Offender.  More than enough reasons to listen.

045 - PORN, SEX & TALES FROM THE HORSE PADDOCK WITH ELOISE TRANTER

Episode 45 of The All Seeing Guys & it's a special one for Valentines Day! Greg & Joe are joined by Ellie (not the grey haired old lady in the episode artwork) who featured on our Fighting Cocks episode last year, but this time we have her all to ourselves & the topic of conversation is a fun one (Sorry to our families). Join us as we talk Porn, sex & Ellie shares tales from the horse paddock. Of course conversation takes a few turns, sexy teachers, porn scenarios we've been in, one night stands, losing virginity, sex dolls, Jehovah witnesses along with our Geezedropping & unwanted agony aunt advice segments & much more! (We have a slight audio issue for last bit but it's all good)

044 - EVER FELT SO SEXY YOU SH*T YOURSELF?

Episode 44 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe & it's a fun packed show. Greg, Joe & a bottle of rum make their way through the poshest baby names, Eastenders & life in soap land, people who repeatedly press the button at the traffics lights, the most offensive swear words & our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & our giving our unwanted agony advice in 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Really enjoyed recording this episode, one of our faves. One of those rare episodes when Greg shocks Joe. We finish with a track from local band Head Plague, who made our theme tune. 

043 - 2016 REVIEW & THE C*NT AWARDS WITH ED WOODERSON

Our 2016 review episode is here! We look back over the highs & lows from last year & we are not alone. We are joined by the third leg of our tripod, the 'and' in our fish and chips, our swiss army knife, our best friend & returning guest Ed. 

Join us as we look back at Great British Bake Off madness, top tv shows, movies & drone popularity & much more from 2016 & out first ever C*nt awards! Calling out our top personal c*nts of last year. Join us for the ride. 

042 - 'STRUMMING BOLLOCKS GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM'

This episode of TASG we sit back & have a good old chinwag. After going in on Gaming & Scientology recently & our huge 2016 wrap up episode coming next we thought we'd go a bit easy on this weeks episode.

We talk getting shit on by birds, actual birds, how the hit sitcom show Roseanne ended for some reason, an update on fast food establishments names that have caught our eye recently, our dream of opening a hot dog stand out Primark for all the guys that just wait outside while their missus goes in & much more. We talk the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special & play the outtakes from our cameo on the show. Along with segments Geezedroping & Show Joe Sh*t where he gives he thoughts the new trailers The Mummy, Transformers, The Last Knight & Baywatch.

Check out the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special 2016 here:

www.casamirth.com/christmas16/

041 - EP 4: SCIENTOLOGY

Episode 41 of The All Seeing Guys is here! It maybe Christmas but we decided f*ck that & talk about Scientology instead. So join us as dive into the 'facts' & fun of Scientology & it members. Well, we talk about Tom Cruise & John Travolta more than we should but that's the fun part right?. That's not all though, we dive back into our sausage roll segment with an important update, The Walking Dead keeps popping up & much more madness. Of course we go in on our two fave segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You Didn't Ask For it but here's our advice', where we return to incest. We also sing the Frasier theme... again.

040 - GAMING WITH JASON ARMSTRONG

Episode 40 of The All Seeing Guys! This episode Greg & Joe are joined by Greg's younger brother Jason Armstrong to talk all things Gaming. Join us for a nostalgic, present day & a look to the future view on video games. From consoles & handhelds to Mobile phones. Toejam & Earl, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fallout, Uncharted to Tetris. Of course, we talk about all this in true All Seeing Guys fashion with our fave segments 'Geezedropping' in which we share snippets of conversations over heard by strangers & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' where we give agony aunt advice to people who didn't ask us for it. If you are still reading this just press play & listen, you came this far.

039 - TOP 5 ANYTHING

Welcome to episode 39 of The All Seeing Guys podcast. This week Greg & Joe dive into each others 'Top 5 Anything'. By throwing categories at one another from 'Top 5 theme tunes' to 'people you hate but never actually met' & insane conversation ensues.... that's podcasting people! So tag along for the adventure into nostalgia & craziness along with our comedy segments, snippets of strangers over heard conversations in 'Geezedropping' & giving unwanted advice to agony aunt letters not written to us.

038 - 'TAKE THAT INTERNET': UNPLANNED WITH CHRIS FORDREY

Welcome to episode 38 of The All Seeing Guys. This week is a special episode as once again we have no set topics or points to discuss just pure unplanned conversation. Joining us as the conversation descends into drunken madness is our dear friend & bassist to the mighty Earthtide Chis 'Chris' Fordrey! We go in on Star Wars, hat knowledge from Jaws (you did read that right) TV shows ranging from childhood favourites Mr Bean, The Crystal Maze & You Bet! to current releases such as Breaking Bad & The Walking Dead. We look back at school mufti days, ask the big questions such as 'Where does Gary Lineker keep his crisps?' & more. Along with our popular segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' We can promise you it's going to be a fun packed episode! There may be some incest.

037 - "I'M DANNY DYER & AQUAMAN CAN EAT MY SHIT"

Welcome to episode 37 & Kingston upon Thames Town Ambassador Moses lives! we share our love for Danny Dyer, his tweets, movies & TV shows where of course conversation turns other topics such as an Earthworm Jim porno. Joe doesn't care about movies like Greg does & gives no f*cks about upcoming films. So to gauge Joes judgemental reactions Greg shows him the following trailers John Wick 2, Justice League, where Joe expresses his opinion of Aquaman, Army Of One, Rings & Doctor Strange. Along with some agony aunts, will one be a problem of incest? Maybe?... we know the answer is yes. 

Playing us out is Earthtide with 'Saragossa Speedway' taken from their new ep 'Live, Loud & Loaded'

036 - THE END IS NIGH, PREPPERS & #SQUADGOALS

Episode 36 of TASG & we welcome Tom Snape who joins us to talk Preppers, those who hope for the best & prepare for the worst. The worst being the end of days. Join us as we dive into the reasons to start getting your sh*t together for the end of the world & how to survive. As always it's gets weird as we design our weapons to protect ourselves realise we would be the arseholes who show up in a Walking Dead episode along with Geezedropping & taking on weird mums in our agony aunts.

#PODCASTDAY SPECIAL WITH JAY & TONY

Crossover for intl podcast day! We join forces with Jay & Tony from the How To Write A Tune Podcast to celebrate International #PodcastDay by bringing aspects of each other's show & diving into actual podcasting.... just chatting. No agenda, notes, guidelines just compete unplanned mayhem. We get more drunk & wasted as the show goes on. Covering many topics such as language today, Bruce Willis (a lot of Bruce Willis), podcasting, international podcast day, that freestyler song, Joe goes over his worst 'hit in the bollocks' moments, avoiding spoilers in trailers, cross fit explained & so much more.

Celebrate Intl Podcast Day by listening to Greg, Joe, Jay & Tonys intl #PodcastDay Podcast special!

035 - "EAT YOUR MUNCH" & THE JOHN BARROWMAN BOYS

This week on The All Seeing Guys, Greg rants about 'phishing' after receiving a spam iTunes email, Joe brings up the idea of buying celebrity sperm, then we discuss recent news stories such as Gran close to birthing own gran daughter, a baby punched in a supermarket, Strange Guinness World records where we uncover the only true way to destroy John Barrowman. in an ode to one year since we put episode 9 out where we did an incest special agony aunt we celebrate by... doing another incest special. Along with other segments Geezedropping & Wankerty Wank. Enjoy.

034 - CAN YOU TELL WE ARE F@CKED? & YOUR CELEB DRINKING CREW

Episode 34 of The All Seeing Guys, we are way too wasted which always makes for good fun, we share a sneak preview of our upcoming Detective radio play 'Ritz Cricker & Ritz Disturbance in.... yet to be titled', and we ask the big questions such as what if Danny Dyer, Jeremy Irons or Patrick Stewart hosted robot wars? what if serial killer Jeffery Dahmer hosted Crystal Maze? would you reach climax through f@cking a McChicken Sandwich? & we read out YOUR answers to the big question 'Who is your celebrity drinking crew?'! Along with a few choice segments & much more!

033 - THE GREAT OUTDOORS: HOW MANY CENTIMETRES IS THAT? WITH GUEST 'BEN MONOPOLI'

In episode 33 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe we are joined by old friend, travel buddy & handsome c@nt 'Ben Monopoli' to discuss The Great Outdoors. Join Greg, Joe & Ben as they discuss Penis Lengths across the globe, Camping, wet dreams, Greg & Joe take a trip up Box Hill with the Zoom Mic, Greg shares the time he faced death.... by accidentally ingesting ashes, Geezedropping, unwanted advice & much more.

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032 - "PEOPLE ARE F@CKED"

Episode 32 of The All Seeing Guys is packed as we talk Suicide Squad cry babies, the Rio Olympic fails, the oral sex coffee shop opening in Switzerland, romances on death row, a mother son incest story which was in the news this week, a girl going the wrong way about turning her boyfriend into a vampire & much more! It gets nasty.

031 - "BITCH PLEASE" WITH LIZZIE ARMSTRONG

032 - People Are F@cked.jpg

Episode 31 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a new dawn as we present our new original theme tune by Rob Augustus. Things take a hilarious turn when Gregs wife Lizzie joins Greg & Joe to talk Most Haunted, Pokemon GO & help us give unwanted advice in an agony aunt special that spirals out of control into Shoe Sniffing, amputee sucking, Ghostbusting haunted sanitary towels, Disney Fantasia being terrifying, incest, people we know who have done awesome charity cycles & walks including the recent #TorbanWalks & relationships on Facebook'. All that & more!

030 - UNPLANNED ft CALUM WRIGHT: "THE INTERNETS WEIRD INNIT"

Episode 30 of TASG is here, & to celebrate we are joined by everyone's favourite 1970s Phil Collins lookalike, The Fighting Cocks bar manager 'Calum Wright' for our first ever unplanned episode! That's right, we have no notes or set topics. Instead, we have make a BBQ in a bucket, get wasted & go wherever the conversation takes us, which is to some pretty strange places, Very Important Peado, Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory, theatre troops, lip sniffing, old games consoles, Goldeneye on the N64, the magical wonder that is the Internet & much more! We play out with a new track from Sing a Storm.