Episode 58 of The All Seeing Guys, and it's about to get weird in a kinky sexual way. this episode Greg & Joe look at rather odd sexual stories, from landlord feet licking in exchange for free rent, a shotgun in vagina & one of them goes off... guess which? we also look at a great list of things guys have been caught trying to have sex with and lots more. On top of all that we end with a 'show joe Shit' special where we drunkenly settle down to watch some of the new trailers that dropped from Comic Con (SDCC 2017) and Joe gives his thoughts, which we know aren't won't be 'I want to see that'. Its a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy
Welcome to episode 57 of The All Seeing Guys, this week Greg & Joe talk Gay TV for some reason, then jump into some recent bizarre news stories they have come across! News stories such as a guy searching for a personal assistant in a way that backfires, the new trend of astral projection sex & more. The guys pitch their family unfriendly animated movie idea about two sperm who go on huge adventure. Along with our segments Geezedropping where we hear snippets of other peoples conversations & dish our agony aunt advice in 'You didn't ask for t but here's our advice anyway'. A real fun episode, enjoy! Tuck it in.
Welcome to episode 56 (although in this episode we are wrongly convinced it's episode 57) of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe return after last episodes podswap with Open All Powers with many topics that need to be urgently discussed. Topics such as Batman attending court to give evidence in Batman Forever & pissing in bushes. Our main event of the episode which is Buskers, Street entertainers & 'celebs' of Kingston upon Thames & Surbiton. We of course get side tracked along the way by Blazin' Squad which seems normal for us. To be honest, the whole episode is one big side tracked conversation from the very start. They also saw a fight, thats fun right? We still bring some of our segments which this episode include Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway
For those who may have missed it or were left somewhat confused by the last episode where Gaz & Sam from Open All Powers hosted, this is the episode of their podcast that he hosted in our podswap. Yes yes yes Power People! Welcome one again to a some what peculiar episode of Open All Powers. Due to the flashpoint paradox altering the timeline, OAPP is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And TASG is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on podswap takeover. The fellas discuss the latest trailers and movies that made them cry as a child. Greg breaks down a couple of flicks he managed to catch on a recent flight and what remakes and reboots we can expect in the next few years. The wolf of Kingston Jack Webber is back for a report on his top 3 most anticipated movies of 2017 as well as a look back at the classic Short Circuit. Enjoy! Big shouts and respect to Gaz and Sam for taking part in this & letting us loose on their show.
Welcome again to a some what peculiar episode of The All Seeing Guys. Due to some geeky timey wimey stuff, the flashpoint paradox altered the timeline, Open All Powers Podcast is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And The All Seeing Guys is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on takeover. In this podswap event Gaz & Sam don't just walk a mile in Greg & Joes shoes but run a marathon. Join the guys they talk countryside etiquette, give you the low down on their hometown Oldham, in the wake of the fidget spinner they look back other school fads & much more. With your favourite segments Geezedropping, you didn't ask for it but ours advice anyway & The Matrix gets the Wankerty Wank treatment! Be sure to get over to the Open All Powers iTunes or Soundcloud page to hear Greg & Joe hosted Open All Powers Open-all-powers-podcast – Ep-143-no-dissemble-the-all-seeing-guys-takeover itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ep-14…00389423408&mt=2
Welcome to Episode 54 of The All Seeing Guys & this is a special one as we celebrate the shows 2nd Birthday! So we have a few drinks and look back over some of our favourite past topics such as #cheekynandos #naughtyfrangos, incest, Town Ambassadors, Nic Cage & many of our segments including Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & The Lord of the Rings get the Wankery Wank treatment, Greg talks Las Vegas & so much more. it's jam packed episode so hit play/ download & enjoy
Welcome to episode 53 of The All Seeing Guys, Remember last weeks sober episode? well, this isn't that. High on life & drunk on rum Greg & Joe talk Zac Efron playing Ted Bundy & other Disney stars playing serial killers, Watercress Beer & it's sexual powers, Greg tells the story about waking up in a strangers house after a night out & not being able to figure out how to leave, Joe tells a story revealing he knows another 'Greg', man spies on people in their homes for 17 years, public shitting, Worlds oldest man dies, the Simpsons, Frasier, Open All Powers Podcast & much more. We basically just have a very stoned conversation & see where it goes. spoilers, we invent a super hero called 'Backman'. All this, geezedropping, Agony Aunts & much more. Listen to the end for a few outtakes. Yes, it was that kind of episode.
Welcome to Episode 52 of the All Seeing Guys, this is our most sober (ish) episode yet, mainly because Joe had just woken up, but we can't blame him as he was still battling jet lag after not long returning from New York. So we kick off with his tales from the Big Apple & his Geezedrops. Joe also watched fairly new films on the plane so we talk Star Wars Rouge One, The Kingsmen & Split. We dive into recent bizarre news stories All Seeing Guys style, talking the mysterious death of a giant rabbit, Two year old slapped by a stranger outside a supermarket, child kidnapping for some reason, we look at Russia's ridiculous view on the impact of overweight women on the homosexual community. Then we spin off into Greg & Joe chat covering Michael C Hall & how sh*t the end of Dexter was, Nic Cage, Show Joe Shit & much more. This is a fun fast paced episode. Enjoy. Joe also has another David Walliams rant.
Welcome to episode 51 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe go back to basics this week after passing our 50th episode milestone & letting Harry Bone loose on the show last episode. This week we give an update on the feedback from the Flat Earthers (Flatties) regarding our previous Flat Earth episode, we talk Greg popping up in the recent music video from The Lounge Kittens, ask who would you bang out of Siegfried & Roy? We give a 2017 update on new internet crazes & look at London's Hedonistic, Polyamorous Unicorn Movement, The Warriors gets the w*nkerty w*nk treatment & much more madness. Enjoy
Episode 50 is here & it's a special one! The Harry Bone Show! After his first guest appearance well over a year ago back in episode 15, countless listeners asked for his return & here it is. Harry is back, with Bonevengence. In this unplanned episode Greg & Joe are cast aside as Harry takes over the show, questioning our methods & exposing our podcasting secrets. We dive in on big topics & questions such as can you butter toast with a vigina? tough fighting talk, IPAs, Bishops, soap operas, marrying a robot, sex dolls & the cheese smuggling adventures of jimmy Maguire. We end the track with a 'rap song' from Dicerollers. This really is Harrys episode. You wanted him, you got him. Enjoy.
Before we drop episode 50 next week this is a BONUS episode looking back over all our previous episodes. Full of fun, foul & disgusting clips from the very beginning following the evolution of the show & many bottles of rum. Featuring all our awesome guests Harry Bone, Jason Armstrong, Tom Snape, Ben Monopoli, Eloise Tranter, Caz Woolcocks, Ed Wooderson, Jack Webber, Elizabeth Armstrong Chris Fordrey, Calum James Wright & of course Jay & Tony from How To Write a Tune. So check out the number one podcast from Kingston upon Thames that is listened to all over the world, not heard us yet? or not sure where to start? What the show is like? or just fancy a laugh with Greg & Joe, then this episode is for you. For all you regular listeners, we have something new for you. We end the show with an exclusive first time play of the opening scene from our upcoming Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance detective radio play. More than enough reasons to press play or hit download! See you next week for episode 50!
Welcome to episode 49 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, after a run of rum & guest heavy episodes we take a step back and have a chilled conversation about a man who puts fish up his bum, ok, it's not that chilled & we still have rum. We also look into the rise of Flat Earthers & really go into the belief behind The flat Earth, then we get side tracked, at one point we are discussing the evolution of DVD menus, the cancelled reality show 'Eden', #Plunge or #Gunge becomes a thing & Bill Pullmans Independence Day speech gets the Wankerty W*nk treatment. We end with the awesome new track from The Brasskats, so plenty of reasons to listen!
Welcome to episode 48 with our special guest Jack Webber, who joins us to talk all things Kebab. We indulge in the Eden Special from the Eden Kebab menu in our town Kingston, talk kebab love & consumption then cover the 2017 Kebab awards, news from the awards & the winners! Warning: Will contain kebab puns!
As the episode goes on & our bottle of rum gets less full we go in on what the titles of our autobiographies would be based on our crazy adventures & then go IN on what could be our best Agony Aunt segment to date. It gets.... weird.
You don't want to miss this episode, just hit download & enjoy now!
Note: Greg is a little quiet at the start of the show but we sort it during & then it's great sound.
Welcome to episode 47 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. This week we have a slightly segment heavier episode & some recent bizarre news stories. Kicking off with Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, most of which this week were sent in by you listeners. Talking the recent lost & found Police Marijuana news stories, we pitch made up movie stories to one another including 'The Self Aware Fridge'. We express our Bee in the Bonnet with Facebook chat such as 'Hubby, Wifey & This One'. List of the week is 'Female cartoon characters' who wet your whistle. Along with our Agony Aunt segment & the return of 'Wankerty W*nk'.
Welcome to episode 46 of The All Seeing Guys, Greg & Joe go straight in on Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, getting massively side tracked and accidentally create All Seeing Guys the musical. We briefly talk our disgust for Independence Day 2. Then look over some of the recent unusual news stories covering Avocados, Vegan Cafe beef, Adult books accidentally sold to kids, the increase in cock ring incidents, the movie Save The Last Dance & more madness. Greg goes for a wee & Joe does an Irish accent. Of course we dish out our unwanted agony aunt advice & end with a banger of track 'All I've Known' by the mighty 'Iron Duke', formally Violent Offender. More than enough reasons to listen.
Episode 45 of The All Seeing Guys & it's a special one for Valentines Day! Greg & Joe are joined by Ellie (not the grey haired old lady in the episode artwork) who featured on our Fighting Cocks episode last year, but this time we have her all to ourselves & the topic of conversation is a fun one (Sorry to our families). Join us as we talk Porn, sex & Ellie shares tales from the horse paddock. Of course conversation takes a few turns, sexy teachers, porn scenarios we've been in, one night stands, losing virginity, sex dolls, Jehovah witnesses along with our Geezedropping & unwanted agony aunt advice segments & much more! (We have a slight audio issue for last bit but it's all good)
Episode 44 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe & it's a fun packed show. Greg, Joe & a bottle of rum make their way through the poshest baby names, Eastenders & life in soap land, people who repeatedly press the button at the traffics lights, the most offensive swear words & our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & our giving our unwanted agony advice in 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Really enjoyed recording this episode, one of our faves. One of those rare episodes when Greg shocks Joe. We finish with a track from local band Head Plague, who made our theme tune.
Our 2016 review episode is here! We look back over the highs & lows from last year & we are not alone. We are joined by the third leg of our tripod, the 'and' in our fish and chips, our swiss army knife, our best friend & returning guest Ed.
Join us as we look back at Great British Bake Off madness, top tv shows, movies & drone popularity & much more from 2016 & out first ever C*nt awards! Calling out our top personal c*nts of last year. Join us for the ride.
This episode of TASG we sit back & have a good old chinwag. After going in on Gaming & Scientology recently & our huge 2016 wrap up episode coming next we thought we'd go a bit easy on this weeks episode.
We talk getting shit on by birds, actual birds, how the hit sitcom show Roseanne ended for some reason, an update on fast food establishments names that have caught our eye recently, our dream of opening a hot dog stand out Primark for all the guys that just wait outside while their missus goes in & much more. We talk the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special & play the outtakes from our cameo on the show. Along with segments Geezedroping & Show Joe Sh*t where he gives he thoughts the new trailers The Mummy, Transformers, The Last Knight & Baywatch.
Check out the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special 2016 here:
Episode 41 of The All Seeing Guys is here! It maybe Christmas but we decided f*ck that & talk about Scientology instead. So join us as dive into the 'facts' & fun of Scientology & it members. Well, we talk about Tom Cruise & John Travolta more than we should but that's the fun part right?. That's not all though, we dive back into our sausage roll segment with an important update, The Walking Dead keeps popping up & much more madness. Of course we go in on our two fave segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You Didn't Ask For it but here's our advice', where we return to incest. We also sing the Frasier theme... again.