Ep 88: Can't un-kick a seagull

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Welcome to episode 88 of The All Seeing Guys. Greg talks doors (yes, doors) and Elvis self service check outs. We dive into a theme this episode, we talk about 'Embarrassment'. How easily embarrassed we are? How do we deal with embarrassing moments? Can you actually die from embarrassment? which leads us to a 'fun' list of embarrassing deaths, which turn out to be more undignified than anything.

We take a look at odd news stories, are the foxes really the infamous cat killers? Should we judge an adult man who faked having down syndrome just to trick carers into changing his nappy?... we all know Joes feelings on adults acting like babies. Then we talk Seagull kicking... there's something for everyone this episode.

Ep 87: Laughed myself f*cked and our space adventure

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Welcome to episode 87 of The All Seeing Guys. Learning about the death of rapper Mac Miller during our soundcheck set a slightly different tone for this episode, I mean, it's still dumb and fun, but it detoured us from the planned episode into dungarees, memories of pissing ourselves and Greg talks moving house.

Things take an ever so slightly serious tone as Greg shares a story of being in a rather uncomfortable situation with an older married woman when he was just a lad, Joe gets real on letting fear win, relationships and getting older in general. We talk drunk puking, reminisce about the time we fought aliens in space and read an erotic novel that Joe has for some reason.

This feels like a special episode.

Episode 86: Phantom Baby

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Welcome to episode 86 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. As always we kick off with our 'what you overheard recently' segment 'Geezedropping'. Then we dive into the world of recent weird news, from a a abusive tweet that landed someone in hot water with NASA, we look at a recent study on regrettable tattoos and meet a woman who is in a loving relationship and is ready to take the next step and have a baby with him.... by the way, 'him' is a ghost, Joe gets angry about the whole thing.

We discuss who would win in a fight, Oprah or Whoopi the round things off with an agony aunt. We also play the trailer to our upcoming radio play 'Time Vagina' which is the sequel to our last radio play 'Ritz Cricker and Dick Disturbance:Rise of The Moonwalkers'. Enjoy

Ep 85: Best laid plans and all that

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Welcome to episode 85 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. Ed is back! There was a plan for this episode but that went completely out the window as soon as the rum got opened.

We had the best intentions when we were sober. With beer spillages and an epic sneeze it really is a fun episode full of lots of conversation topics such as Gregs trip to Norfolk, doing a number two in public toilets, Flat Earth, and urmmmm? We of course have our segments Geezedroping and Agony Aunts.

Ep 84: Train things are happening to me

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Welcome to episode 84 of The All Seeing Guys. We straight dive in sharing things we've overheard out & about with some Geezedropping gems. Greg goes to Frangos, Joe has some issues with the trains, the guys talk fear of heights and revisit their Bee in the Bonnet segment, talk odd statuses on Facebook, then return to trains again discussing seating next to strangers. We return to Wankerty Wank where we replace key words from movie monologues with live porn searches, this time the opening monologue from Goodfellas get it. All that and more! Enjoy.

Ep 83: The Dentist and Good Decisions

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Welcome to episode 83 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode the guys catch up with goings ons such as the recent heatwave & the World Cup. Talk Hamilton the Musical, strange things left in Ubers, and Greg goes to the dentist for the first time in 15 years... of course he has stories. 

We have a bumper edition of Geezedropping, our segment where we share the snippets of overheard conversations from strangers either heard by ourselves or sent in by listeners, one friend shares a story of when he encountered a mans very large penis at the urinals, we hear drunk ramblings after world cup games and so much more. Stick around for a fun agony aunt too. 

We wrap the episode with music from Strange Times Podcast host Davian Dent. 'Second Sight' and it's by Bitter Sound Foundation. All in all, it's one hell of an episode.

Ep 82: Welcome to Joe describes Infinity War

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Episode 82 of The All Seeing Guys. We mix things up a little this week, giving Geezedropping a rest and kicking off with Wankerty Wank, Silence of the Lambs style. We talk about a woman who was in the news recently for drinking her dogs urine for 'health' reasons and we wish the story ended there but it really doesn't. 

Greg finally see's the film based on one of his favourite books, Ready Player One and has a few thoughts. Joe who isn't the comic book movie geek Greg is and hasn't seen the Marvel movies, takes it upon himself to explain Infinity War and more of the MCU from things he's simply read on the internet.... it's pretty funny.

We have many other random conversations and end as usual with giving some bad Agony Aunt advice. 

Ep 81: Foot Taco

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Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast episode 81! This week Greg brings a selection of fun and ridiculous news stories to the table for Joe to try and get his head round. We look at the guy who ate his foot with friends, a woman who's dream is to get to 50 stone in weight while her boyfriend funnel feeds her, a man who hasn't burped in 34 years, discuss farts that burn your bum and a lot more that I won't even list.

We of course, have our two segments, Geezedroping where we share overheard snippets from strangers and give unwanted agony aunt advice

Is that all? no, thats not all....We also end with some Dreamy/Psychedelic Pop from Irish musician, Eoghan Johnson Music of Petty Youth.

Ep 80: Hand Job Demon

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It's episode 80 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Jo and we are celebrating the shows 3rd birthday! Unlike previous birthday episodes where we get smashed and go for two plus hours, we show our age here by starting smashed... then passing out early and picking up where we left from hungover in the morning swapping rum for orange juice.

With no set agenda we just go in talking about the last three years of the show, how it has changed (or hasn't really changed at all) look back at favourite episodes, talk reality shows like Love Island and how we just don't get it, a horror film we thought was new but isn't about a cabin haunted by ghost that w*nks you to death and much more.

For an episode where we don't have much to talk about, we certainly have a lot to say. Of course we have our segments 'Geezedropping' and answer some agony in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'.

enjoy folks

Ep 79: Greg runs a Marathon

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Welcome to episode 79 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg and Joe head North to the Lake District with the whole gang Ed, Sarah, Lizzie and Indiana. We catch up with two of our friends Dan and Stuart and spend a few days loving Lake Windermere.

The reason we are at Lake Windermere? Greg and Dan are running the Lake Windermere Marathon. Joe takes control of the Zoom Mic and chats to Greg before and after the run. Joe and the gang also fill in the gaps as Greg and Dan are busy running 26.2 miles by chatting and encouraging the other runners in their own special way.

A really fun and unique episode of the show, one you won't want to miss.

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Ep 78: Tuna Boll*cks

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Welcome to episode 78 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast. after a busy couple of episodes Greg and Joe just sit down see where the conversation takes them. The sun was out and with it brings the idea of sweaty tuna balls, Greg share's two recents events that occurred to him including losing his wallet and getting caught short while out on a run. We talk Kayne West, Jim Carrey, look at some funny recent news stories and of course go in on a fun agony aunt at the end.

Ep 77: All Listening Mix

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Welcome to a special episode of The All Seeing Guys, we talk independent music, our experience when we were making music, the amazing local bands we met and got to perform with, the awesome bands still killing today and we play some pretty awesome tracks throughout the episode. With music from Textal, Methodical, Devour Ballads, High Frequency, AnyWhoMusic, Resuscitators, Dicerollers and TAU. It's a great mix of tunes and a fun episode. This episode is brought to by Sudio. Currently, the headphones market can offer you one of two things: style or tech. Fashionable headphones tend to lack the proper sound quality, and high-tech variations are bulky and not design oriented. Sudio want to bridge that gap. While emphasising their modern, Scandinavian design. Use the discount code ALLSEEING to receive 15% off any purchase goo.gl/amiUvA

Ep 76: Where the mash potatoes at? with Rhys Welchman

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Welcome to episode 76 of The All Seeing Guys. We dive straight into Geezedropping & looking at some of the hilarious answers we received from our ‘Greg & Joes incest talk ruined my....’ predictive text game. This episode is somewhat different as we accidentally slip into a chat show style format when we sat down with our good friend Rhys Welchman, who works at The Fighting Cocks, is one of Kingston’s finest sound techs & producers and we talk what it was like coming here from America, differences between UK & US KFC, building a life in a new country, people who walk around loudly talking into their phones on speaker, going to the sexual health clinic & much more This easily could of gone on to be two episodes long but time was against us so we wrap up this an incest based agony aunt. A lot of fun with a touch of thoughtfulness in this one. Enjoy

Ep 75: Saturday Night Taken Away

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Welcome to episode 75 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This week Greg and Joe put themselves forward to fill in for hosting Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway as one of them is in a spot of bother, not sure which, they are both one person to us. We talk Charlotte Church for some reason then do a special edition of Geezedropping with two stories sent in by listeners which are hilarious and involves our new hero who we only know as 'Finger Toes'. We bring you the news and winners of the 6th British Kebab Awards. The Star Wars opening crawl of Return of the Jedi gets the Wankerty Wank treatment and an innocent Grab a Granny night turns into agony aunt where even we struggle to give advice... but it doesn't stop us trying.

We also have a special extra mini episode at the end which never came to be...

074 - SUSPENDERS & PASTRIES WITH ED WOODERSON

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Welcome to episode 74 of The All Seeing Guys and we are once again joined by our swiss army knife, Ed Wooderson. I won't lie, this episode spirals to some pretty odd places. From Sex Dolls, Facebook friends, Cyclists, and many more wonderful enlightening topics. With our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & you didn't ask for our advice but here it is anyway it's a hell of an episode. Hope your brain is ready for it, ours weren't

073 - "IT'S ALWAYS HITLER ISN'T IT"

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Welcome to episode 73 of The All seeing Guys. This week, we really go with the flow, chatting sh*t, talk Cloverfield Paradox and Get Out looking at random news stories such as the KFC Chicken drama, a Russian family working with the police to fake their own murders after finding out their son had hired a hitman to kill them and we look at day 37 of #poowatch. We also dive into The Flat Earth and the new conspiracy to be building momentum.... The Hollow Earth, where Hitler lives. Greg drops a list of weird awesome jobs that bring a big pay check and we get into some honest conversation with our own special brand of humour. A real fun, mixed bag of an episode, so clear your head and let us fill it with nonsense.

072 - TUCK IT IN SPECIAL: BAD PUB REVIEWS

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We give our regular 'Agony aunt' and 'Geezedropping' segements a rest and dust off some old favs. Starting with 'Bee in our Bonnet', we talk people with no common sense on the bus, places that stack Sunday Roasts on a plate like it's Jenga, then jump into a 'Tuck it in' special.

We dive deep into bad pub reviews from our home town, Kingston upon Thames, we don't name and shame, in fact we are big fans of the pubs in Kingston and if anything we look at these one star reviews and discuss wether they need to tuck it in or not, and we have a lot of fun doing so.  We wrap up with 'Wankerty W*nk' where a speech from 'Fight Club' gets the Porn MD treatment. 

It's episodes like this that remind us why we love doing The All Seeing Guys so much.

071 - 'THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD, BUT I WAS HORNY' WITH RHYS DAVIES

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Welcome to episode 71 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we are joined by Gregs just turned Eighteen year old Godson, Rhys Davies. Our youngest ever guest brings a fresh perspective to our angry point of view on modern living as we dive into a few bizarre news stories. From fetishes, penis bleaching, people eating Tide laundry detergent to sex worker injuries and much more. We go in and let the conversation grab us by the wrists and drag us down some dark back streets. It's a real fun episode and Rhys fits in perfect as a third host rather than a guest. We end with a new track from Greg and Joes hiphop alter egos... Dicerollers.

070 - LET THAT SINK IN (2017 OVERVIEW)

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Welcome to episode 70 of the All Seeing Guys. New location as we record our first episode in Joes new flat, a couple of mic set up attempts later and we are ready to go.  Greg and Joe talk hand shake techniques, look over the high, lows and the strange events of the dramatic year that was 2017, including the top TV shows, movies and of course... the 2017 celebrity death list.  It goes without saying that of course we spin off into much more madness. Enjoy.

069 - THE ALL BROKEN GUYS

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From illness to injury, Greg and Joe are in no fit state to podcast, which actually makes it the perfect state to podcast in. Welcome to episode 69 of The All Seeing Guys. Things kick off pretty quickly as we fall into the made up world of 'Philip and his dog housemate, Stephen'. Joe shares a few moans about being ill, Greg talks about his trip to hospital, we give a mini belated review of Justice League then chime in on the upcoming Royal Wedding which of course takes us in a Monarchy based direction.... I'm sure things are said that shouldn't be.  We end the episode with a banger from Kingston heroes, RUMPSTEPPERS.