Concerning broken hearts, who to call for a good time and poems about sausages...

Concerning desert islands, personal heroes and a bedtime story.

In our most tedious episode yet, Drew prattles on and on about himself for an hour. It was Cris's idea.

Concerning magic, parachutes and a lot of cocktail sausages...

Concerning embarrassing moments, theme park inspiration and drum solos...

Concerning the first ever uttered word, Hell and an interesting introduction to the world of speed-dating...

Concerning the ultimate Bond film, family remedies and a new challenge...

Concerning soup which isn't soup, temporal plot holes in 'Bernard's Watch' and how not to use toothpaste.

Concerning Sesame Street-fights, the dark side of Pokemon and the beginning of an epic quest for Drew...

Concerning merchandising opportunities, personalised drink names and the lengths to which Drew would go to save the world...

Concerning upside-down trees, the proper application of yeast extracts and the ethical implications of invincibility...

Concerning the genealogy of Billy The Kid, slap up meals and love... with a special guest!

Concerning the sheer incompetence of our friend Jason, heavy metal retail therapy and a ladybird called Marcus.

Concerning the lack of great soundtracks in modern movies, whether or not cats should wear shirts and Drew's opinion on Rolos.

Concerning idioms, curries and the start of Drew's hip-hop career.

Concerning the surprising allies of CAMRA, how to avoid being devoured by a shark and a very tedious monologue by Drew about a film he doesn't like.

Concerning modern art, the proper nomenclature for completed construction projects and the feasibility of two beloved space operas.

Concerning the philosophical implications of subjective perception, the origin of the one-finger victory salute and what will be in style this summer...

Concerning the Majesty of Denzel Washington, the origins of 'fun size' snacks and Andrew's second attempt at a pro wrestling career...

Concerning conspiracy theories, phallusy fallacies and the desecration of a TV classic.

Concerning drums, guitar, Phil Aneselmo and TWO jokes!

Concerning a Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? revival, visiting the dinosaurs and the return of Andrew's friend, the duck...

Concerning vending products from the body, a tea tasting test and an excellent wasp.

Concerning a zombie apocalypse, a quiz on Crystal Palace and the longest joke known to man!

Concerning Andrew's love for Justin Bieber, baby names and what a podcast actually is!

Concerning the passing of a true icon, Harrison Ford vs. himself, the language of the cool kids and matching tattoos...

Concerning biggest fears, Favourite Pokemon, Netflix and chill and a surprise cameo...

Concerning (among other things) Andrew's short-lived wrestling career, the origins of heavy metal, issues relating to renewable energy and TWO jokes.

Cris and Andrew, pointlessly bloviate...