So, ladies and gentleman, your beloved and handsome Quartermaster Rob Stoakes has a deep abiding love for Metroid that Nintendo doesn't seem to share, and him and the illustrious comedian Captain Michael Cook will celebrate its thirtieth anniversary no matter what technical difficulties there may be.
Music from the excellent Harmony of a Hunter albums by Shinesparkers. Download here; http://www.metroid-database.com/harmonyofahunter.php
WARNING: As a note, we're not joking about the technical difficulties. Captain Cook's microphone wasn't working properly for the first two minutes of this episode, so hang tight or skip to about 1:32.