All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The crew of the Battleship Potemkast give you what you want. Which, apparently, is discussions of herb consumption. Captain Cook gives some sound advice, Stowaway Cree walks around in circles and Quartermaster Stoakes is threatened with roofies. So, family fun for everyone.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Despite Stowaway Cree's reluctance, the Potemkast crew revisit Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice: The Extended Edition, a film with more colons than a gay porno. Captain Cook is a total fanboy for fifteen minutes, Quartermaster Stoakes exposes a paradox and for once Cree is not impressed by length. Now part of the Podnose network. Catch up with them here; https://soundcloud.com/podnose
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Do you see now? Do you see what happens when the Battleship Crew tries to be socially conscious? The following happens, that's what! From Captain Cook being studied by a friend for science, to Quartermaster Stoakes' very easily ignored anger, to Stowaway Cree not understanding how periods work.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
To celebrate the Battleship Potemkast joining the Podnose community, the crew take questions that steer the ship into dark waters, where Stowaway Cree has designs on Quartermaster Stoakes and Captain Cook shows his inner coward. Got a question you want answering? Submit it to us by commenting!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Re-uploaded after silly technical difficulties did a silly thing. It turns out that actions have consequences on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew goes to the after party of Hull Comic Con. Within the party, Captain Cook fatshames, Quartermaster Stoakes comes out and Stowaway Cree assumes the worst of Hollie from Red Dwarf.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
The nerd community in Hull gets a spot as the Battleship crew dock at harbour and come on land to look around. At the convention, Captain Cook admires paper, John Hammond arrives and Stowaway Cree actually manages to trick Michael and Rob.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
In Part 1 of the Battleship Potemkast's recounting of E3, Captain Cook shows that there is at least one thing he's a nerd for, Quartermaster Stoakes proves to be the worst journalist in history, and Cree dreams of finally becoming a man.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
In part 2 of the E3 retrospective, things immediately get to a bad start as a new member of the crew is introduced, Captain Cook is bashed in the head by a woman's thigh, and Cree tries to drag Quartermaster Stoakes to a gay bar.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Quartermaster Stoakes proves that he is nothing if not persistent. Under the delusion that the Creative Corner is more popular than it really is, he drags the Creative Corner kicking and screaming onto the podcast, only for Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree to viciously murder it.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook "invents" a whole new game for the rest of the crew to distract themselves from the endless miserable void of death with! Play along at home as you try to guess the movie's gross. Higher or Lower?
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Mitch Murder
The Potemkast Boys lay down the gauntlet by trying to predict what is coming at this years E3. Instead, Captain Cook reveals the only game story he likes, Quartermaster Stoakes predicts something as shocking as the sunrise, and Stowaway Cree goes off topic and talks about Batman Vs Superman.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Because Cree has never actually achieved anything in the real world, he regales the other crew members what they have achieved in the world of video games. As it turns out, Quartermaster Stoakes has beaten a game quickly and has had men ruined forever for him, while Captain Cook has dodged marriage.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Surprisingly, the gay dislikes a film where a Calvin Klein model has to wrestle with big burly topless foreign men, but Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree go to war over Warcraft, while Quartermaster Stoakes sits in the middle still grumbling about the last Creative Corner.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Mother Nature turning out to be a sloth. Fighting in pyjamas. Anal insertions of tinfoil. All of this and more can be found in this recounting of what life is like aboard the Battleship.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes take time off talking about nerdy things to talk to local fighter Adam Smith, an awesome guy who will be fighting at O'Riley's on Beverley Road in Hull, 03/06/2016. Don't miss it... no, seriously, don't... we'll find you if you do...
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After Cree abandons the ship for some festival of some sort, Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes are forced to carry on without him. Without his guiding hand, how will the two ever make interesting podcast material out of violent kickboxing, Korean blowjobs, wars of humans & monsters and... ... actually, this podcast sounds really good without Cree.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree return from a mysterious cave where they played Doom, Cree then gets fired, and Quartermaster Stoakes achieves the impossible and disgusts Cree. All of this and more in this week's Gay's Gaming Gulag.
Music - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin Macleod
Taking back the Creative Corner with the vengeance, Quartermaster Stoakes tries to convince people that he should create the longest Spiderman film ever. In the meantime, Captain Cook finally gets a chance to show off his Eastern European accent, and Cree starts to believe that he is all of England.
The Potemkast Crew react to X-Men Apocalypse, and things immediately go wrong as Quartermaster Stoakes is banned from opening the show, Captain Cook confuses superheroes with transexuals, and Bryan Singer is no longer gay after a damning expulsion by Stowaway Cree.
Music - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
Captain Cook takes over the Gay's Gaming Gulag to bemoan the fact that he can't win every game ever. Meanwhile, Quartermaster Stoakes displays a sick perversion for Predator, Cree explains how Lara Croft turned him gay, and we all learn something horrible about Chun-Li...