All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
The epic war between authors and automobiles continues on this week's Battleship Potemkast, while Captain Cook's spawn springs out of his back, Quartermaster Stoakes' sleeping habits are revealed, and the heart of modern horror is unpeeled.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Fighting on the Battleship Potemkast! Yes, it's another episode of the best podcast on the web, where the Battleship Boys raise The Mummy from the dead to review, Captain Cook breaks Christy Cree's vrirginity and Quartermaster Stoakes surrenders his fate to a coin.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Youtube Video of the Week
It's Monkey Vs Monkey, which isn't when Igor and Milton fight in monkey costumes for Quartermaster Stoakes' amusement, but a debate over whether the original King Kong is better or not than the Peter Jackson helmed remake. Meanwhile, Get Out is reviewed, Captain Cook is hated by everyone around him, and a psychopath shows their true colours on the Battleship.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox
YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Superheroes! Strength! Sorrow! Yes, the Battleship Boys are on a roll of disappointment this week, as they discover that their cartoon heroes of the past are egotistical, Quartermaster Stoakes preaches the Philosophy of Vince McMahon, Captain Cook hires a new crew member and Wolverine struggles to cope with his poor betting decisions on UFC 209.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Oh jeeeeeez. Yes, causing offence and bitterness wherever they go, the Battleship crew sail to the coasts of Colorado to indulge in what is arguably the best television programme of the last three decades... Hole In The Wall! ... wait... no, sorry, it's South Park. They're talking about South Park.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Yee-haw, it's a roundup on the Battleship Potemkast! With Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes donning their stetsons, mounting their horses and saying "like" a lot, tune in as Antoine Fuqua's name is mispronounced, breasts are discussed, and Indians war over who is the least authentic.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Arthur Conley
Hey, Boo-boo! We err got ourselves a podcast talking about the new Blair Witch-a picture! Yes, it's Halloween early aboard the Battleship, as Captain Michael Cook and Quartermaster Rob Stoakes discuss the difference between predator drones and Amazon drones, the obsession modern horror has with the homeless and Russian bears. What else would you expect in a Blair Witch review?
Music by Kevin MacLeod and FINN
Things get raunchy on the Battleship Potemkast with one-eyed children, Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Put 'em on the Glass" and Eastenders actors. Yes, it's What We Watched, where Quartermaster Stoakes tries to explain why you should see Depression Revelations the Movie while Captain Cook goes back in time to inspire Da Vinci.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
On this week's What We Watched, while Quartermaster Stoakes saw a film that actually exists, Captain Cook instead sees the best horror movie ever in his imagination. Can the boys work out what the director's name is, or will they be forever stuck in... THE ASCENT?!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Peter Gabriel
Surprisingly, the gay dislikes a film where a Calvin Klein model has to wrestle with big burly topless foreign men, but Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree go to war over Warcraft, while Quartermaster Stoakes sits in the middle still grumbling about the last Creative Corner.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Because he lost his Creative Corner, Quartermaster Stoakes steals the What We Watched segment on a week where barely anyone watched anything all along. Stoakes watches some English birds fighting in Ibiza, Cree struggles with the meaning of half-orc and Captain Cook continues to defiantly defend Batman Vs Superman
Battleship Potemkast erupts into a civil war of its own as there are divided opinions on Marvel's latest chapter in their cinematic story. Will Captain Cook ever get Quartermaster Foakes' name right? Who was in that mysterious ship that's pulled alongside the Battleship Potemkast? Why does Cree seem somehow disgustingly satisfied this morning? Find out, same Potemkast time, same Potemkast channel!
On this, most certainly not the first episode of What We Watched, the Potemkast crew takes us on an emotional journey as Captain Cook makes a mess of himself during the viewing of Hush and The Boy, Quartermaster Stoakes almost witnesses a manslaughter at Robot Wars, and Cree makes good on his threats and attempts stand-up comedy.
