All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
We're back! We're here! The Battleship Potemkast is brought to a new level, as Stephen King is reflected upon in celebration of It, Quartermaster Stoakes squirms in the face of Arachnophobia, and Captain Cook is racist towards Italians. It's a podcast of thrills, chills and the worst movie audiences imaginable.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
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The epic war between authors and automobiles continues on this week's Battleship Potemkast, while Captain Cook's spawn springs out of his back, Quartermaster Stoakes' sleeping habits are revealed, and the heart of modern horror is unpeeled.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
In tribute to the late great George Romero, the Battleship Boys return for a week of comic cons, comic cons, and more comic cons! Specifically, San Diego & Hull! Meanwhile, Tom Hardy's eyes win World War 2, Quartermaster Stoakes accuses all celebrities of being ponces, and Captain Cook shows his ignorance of the difference between Dunkirk and D-Day despite being both British and in the (fictional) military. What fun!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Fighting on the Battleship Potemkast! Yes, it's another episode of the best podcast on the web, where the Battleship Boys raise The Mummy from the dead to review, Captain Cook breaks Christy Cree's vrirginity and Quartermaster Stoakes surrenders his fate to a coin.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Youtube Video of the Week
Is there anything in the world scarier than having to watch the works of Uwe Boll? No, as the Battleship Potemkast discover on this episode, where Quartermaster Stoakes declares a witch hunt, Guy Ritchie charms his audiences, and Captain Cook gets the worst wake up call of his life.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Youtube Video of the Week!
In my restless dreams, I see that film. Silent Hill. And that other film, Alien Covenant. And also UFC 211. Captain Cook promised he would show me that again. But he never did. Well, Quartermaster Stoakes is alone there now. I'm running out of the Silent Hill 2 opening to parody quickly. Well, at least there aren't any spoilers.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Youtube Video of the Week
100 episodes later, and the Battleship Potemkast will change as you know it and also will stay remarkably similar to how it always was. In this especially long and profane celebration, Captain Cook taps into other dimensions, Quartermaster Stoakes is gross, and the DOOM movie is given the critical eye.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Youtube Video of the Week
It's Monkey Vs Monkey, which isn't when Igor and Milton fight in monkey costumes for Quartermaster Stoakes' amusement, but a debate over whether the original King Kong is better or not than the Peter Jackson helmed remake. Meanwhile, Get Out is reviewed, Captain Cook is hated by everyone around him, and a psychopath shows their true colours on the Battleship.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox
YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK
On this week's What We Watched, while Quartermaster Stoakes saw a film that actually exists, Captain Cook instead sees the best horror movie ever in his imagination. Can the boys work out what the director's name is, or will they be forever stuck in... THE ASCENT?!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Peter Gabriel