All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where two comedians and a film critic try to talk about movies, games and kickboxing. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log.
Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
We're back! We're here! The Battleship Potemkast is brought to a new level, as Stephen King is reflected upon in celebration of It, Quartermaster Stoakes squirms in the face of Arachnophobia, and Captain Cook is racist towards Italians. It's a podcast of thrills, chills and the worst movie audiences imaginable.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
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Ladies and gentlemen, a guest joins us aboard the Battleship! Yes, it's Regular Joe, back again to help pronounce Khabib Nurmagomedov, while Quartermaster Stoakes believes Andy Serkis to be overworked, and Captain Cook prepares for war.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Back from the grave to discuss the merits of 100+ blowjobs, it's the Battleship Boys! This week Captain Cook narrowly avoids a foursome, Quartermaster Stoakes actually has jokes, and metal legend Dio weighs in on the new Edgar Wright film Baby Driver.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Is it Episode 104? No, seriously, is it? As shown on this episode, neither of the Battleship Boys can count, but they can review Wonder Woman and UFC 212. Captain Cook imagines a menage a trois, Quartermaster Stoakes mocks one of the best featherweight fighters in the world, and the cause of deafness is finally identified.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Youtube Video Of The Week - Our Let's Play of some stupid gameboy game
In my restless dreams, I see that film. Silent Hill. And that other film, Alien Covenant. And also UFC 211. Captain Cook promised he would show me that again. But he never did. Well, Quartermaster Stoakes is alone there now. I'm running out of the Silent Hill 2 opening to parody quickly. Well, at least there aren't any spoilers.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Youtube Video of the Week
On the 99th episode of the podcast, we're all about family, as Captain Cook identifies a whole new syndrome in a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 review, Quartermaster Stoakes attempts to scrub his monkey, and the Mario Brothers go to where no video game dares to a new theme for the Month of May... THE VIDEO GAME MOVIE!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
"This Is #1 Podcast."
Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast, where women can beat the vacuum of space one-handed, cinemas are ruined and Steve Gutenberg will save us all. This week, Captain Cook learns about Vietnam with our continuing Aliens retrospective, Quartermaster Stoakes confuses Fences for the new Spawn movie, and we take yet another dive into the Octagon in preparation of UFC 209.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
We're going movie mad on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew continue their countdown to Covenant with the original Alien, Quartermaster Stoakes tries and fails to review Lego Batman, and Captain Cook gets distracted by lighthouses while talking about From Beyond!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
The Battleship Boys are taking a long, hard look into two things of equal horror; Room 101, and history. Quartermaster Stoakes describes his own personal hell (with a very loose definition of hell) while Captain Cook struggles to say anything. Spoiler warning for historical events; if you have a history class coming up, you may want to skip this episode until the class is over.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Sherman Brothers
Escaping from the houses of crazy people is clearly a theme of this week's Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook is forced to be nice and Quartermaster Stoakes uses this to his advantage. Meanwhile, Shyamalan throws a plot twist into reality itself in a spoiler-free review of Split, Resident Evil 7 is given a nervous peek and Legs Akimbo is nominated for an Oscar.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
War! Huh! What is it good for? Podcast episodes, that's what, as the Battleship Crew take a long look at war, including Mel Gibson's latest film Hacksaw Ridge, VR games scary enough to give you PTSD, and the Top Five War Films and War Games.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Ace Waters
