On the 99th episode of the podcast, we're all about family, as Captain Cook identifies a whole new syndrome in a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 review, Quartermaster Stoakes attempts to scrub his monkey, and the Mario Brothers go to where no video game dares to a new theme for the Month of May... THE VIDEO GAME MOVIE!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
096 - UFC 210, A GENTLEMAN'S GAMING GULAG ROUNDUP AND COMEDY
A day of returns, this week on the Battleship Potemkast. The Gentleman's Gaming Gulag returns in a massive overview of the recent news in the gaming world, especially some from the ship itself, Captain Cook returns from seeing Ricky Gervais live, Quartermaster Stoakes returns the Octagon in a review of UFC 210, and the ghost of Chris Benoit returns to challenge Cock Lesnar to a title match!
Music by Kevin Macleod
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090 - FENCES, ALIENS AND UFC 209
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Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast, where women can beat the vacuum of space one-handed, cinemas are ruined and Steve Gutenberg will save us all. This week, Captain Cook learns about Vietnam with our continuing Aliens retrospective, Quartermaster Stoakes confuses Fences for the new Spawn movie, and we take yet another dive into the Octagon in preparation of UFC 209.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Fences Trailer 1 (2016) Denzel Washington, Viola Davis Drama Movie HD [Official Trailer]
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Take an extended look inside the main and co-main event at UFC 209, featuring the welterweight title rematch between Tyron Woodley and Stephen Thompson and the interim lightweight title fight between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Tony Ferguson.
089 - THE TOP 5 VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS, JOHN WICK 2 AND ROB'S MAN OF TOMORROW
IT RETURNS! Yes, like every week, Battleship Potemkast is back, but there is something else. The return of the Creative Corner, as Quartermaster Stoakes must convince Warner Bros of the benefits of a Superman movie without Superman. Meanwhile, John Wick Chapter Two is reviewed, Captain Cook contemplates Jesus' childhood, and the crew count down the Top 5 Video Game Soundtracks.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
John Wick: Chapter 2 - Now Playing In Theaters. Get tickets now: http://lions.gt/johnwick2tickets Starring Keanu Reeves, Common, Riccardo Scamarcio, Laurence Fishburne, Ruby Rose, Bridget Moynahan, Lance Reddick, Franco Nero, with John Leguizamo, and Ian McShane #JohnWick2 http://www.JohnWick.movie http://www.facebook.com/johnwickmovie http://www.twitter.com/johnwickmovie http://www.instagram.com/johnwickmovie In this next chapter following the 2014 hit, legendary hitman John Wick [Keanu Reeves] is forced back out of retirement by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins' guild.
088 - A TALE OF THREE MOVIES, LEGO BATMAN, ALIEN AND FROM BEYOND
We're going movie mad on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew continue their countdown to Covenant with the original Alien, Quartermaster Stoakes tries and fails to review Lego Batman, and Captain Cook gets distracted by lighthouses while talking about From Beyond!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Trailer for the 1979 movie Alien
In theaters February 10, 2017! http://tickets.LEGOBatman.com http://LEGOBatman.com https://www.facebook.com/LegoBatmanMovie/ In the irreverent spirit of fun that made "The LEGO® Movie" a worldwide phenomenon, the self-described leading man of that ensemble - LEGO Batman - stars in his own big-screen adventure.
Buy it on DVD Here: http://www.umbrellaent.com.au/default.aspx A macabre tale of terror based on the pulp horror-fiction of H.P Lovecraft and directed by genre legend Stuart Gordon, From Beyond follows the obsessed Dr. Pretorious (Ted Sorel, Basket Case 2) and Crawford Tillinghast (Jeffrey Combs, Re-Animator) who have developed The Resonator, an extraordinary invention which allows individuals to see beyond normal perceptible reality - into the darkness of the otherwise unknown.
087 - A REVIEW OF JACKIE GOES INTO ROOM 101
The Battleship Boys are taking a long, hard look into two things of equal horror; Room 101, and history. Quartermaster Stoakes describes his own personal hell (with a very loose definition of hell) while Captain Cook struggles to say anything. Spoiler warning for historical events; if you have a history class coming up, you may want to skip this episode until the class is over.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Sherman Brothers
JACKIE is a searing and intimate portrait of one of the most important and tragic moments in American history, seen through the eyes of the iconic First Lady, then Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy (Natalie Portman). JACKIE places us in her world during the days immediately following her husband's assassination.
086 - RESIDENT EVIL 7, SPLIT & THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS
Escaping from the houses of crazy people is clearly a theme of this week's Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook is forced to be nice and Quartermaster Stoakes uses this to his advantage. Meanwhile, Shyamalan throws a plot twist into reality itself in a spoiler-free review of Split, Resident Evil 7 is given a nervous peek and Legs Akimbo is nominated for an Oscar.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
The survival horror game is available now. ---------------------------------- Follow GameTrailers for more! -------------------------------- YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/gametrailers?sub_confirmation=1 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/gametrailers/?fref=ts TWITTER: https://twitter.com/GameTrailers
Get Tickets - http://www.fandango.com/split2017_194537/movieoverview?cmp=MCYT_YouTube_Desc Starring: James McAvoy, Haley Lu Richardson, Brad William Henke Split Official Trailer 1 (2017) - M. Night Shyamalan Movie While the mental divisions of those with dissociative identity disorder have long fascinated and eluded science, it is believed that some can also manifest unique physical attributes for each personality, a cognitive and physiological prism within a single being.
085 - HACKSAW + RIDGE, TOP 10 WAR FILMS & GAMES, AND THE HORROR OF VR
War! Huh! What is it good for? Podcast episodes, that's what, as the Battleship Crew take a long look at war, including Mel Gibson's latest film Hacksaw Ridge, VR games scary enough to give you PTSD, and the Top Five War Films and War Games.
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Ace Waters
Hacksaw Ridge - Now Playing! Get Tickets: http://lions.gt/hacksawridgetickets Starring Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington, Luke Bracey, Teresa Palmer, Hugo Weaving, Rachel Griffiths and Vince Vaughn. #HacksawRidge http://www.HacksawRidge.Movie http://www.Facebook.com/HacksawRidge http://www.Twitter.com/HacksawRidge http://www.Instagram.com/HacksawRidge HACKSAW RIDGE is the extraordinary true story of Desmond Doss [Andrew Garfield] who, in Okinawa during the bloodiest battle of WWII, saved 75 men without firing or carrying a gun.
084 - LA LA LAND, NINTENDO SWITCH AND HOW TO TREAT PROMETHEUS SYNDROME
A Battleship at war! Yes, this week Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes can't agree or stay in tune, as the benefits of portable gaming are questioned, Nintendo wipes its bottom and there is a review of the newest young-people-in-L.A. film, La La Land!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
"This season's most dazzling movie experience" - Joe McGovern, Entertainment Weekly "Soaring and gorgeous" - Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair "They don't make films like this anymore." - David Sexton, Evening Standard Critics are raving about #LALALAND... Watch the NEW trailer and experience it in theaters this December!
Prometheus Teaser Trailer A Film by Ridley Scott ▸ More at https://www.facebook.com/Prometheus6812 - Even more at http://www.PrometheusForum.net http://www.PrometheusNews.net Blade Runner 2 http://www.BladeRunner2Movie.net Pacific Rim Movie http://www.PacificRimMovie.net Oblivion Movie http://www.OblivionMovie2013.com This Prometheus Trailer can also be found on the iTunes Movie Trailers site.
083 - SILENCE, LARKING AND RELIGION FEAT. ADAM BRANNON
There is an intruder on the Battleship this week, as Quartermaster Stoakes interviews fellow film critic Adam Brannon about life as a critic, how to make a career out of it and how it ruins films. Meanwhile, Captain Cook holds the Catholic Church to account, and the Battleship Boys take a journey to Japanese shores to review Martin Scorsese's super long Silence.
Visit Adam Brannon on https://moviemetropolis.net/
Music by Kevin MacLeod, Limp Bizkit and The Black Mages
Silence Trailer 1 (2017) Andrew Garfield, Liam Neeson Drama Movie HD [Official Trailer]
080 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #9 - BATWORLD LEVEL 3 & GREEN VS THE HAMMER!
See Mean Joe Green's fight here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MlYPNj40MQ&t=4s At long last, Robin is able to make her final charge against The Riddler in this week's Batworld, while in the real world Joe Green recounts his experience at Ultra White Collar Boxing in Hull. TREMBLE as Mean Joe Green must conquer The Hammer! QUIVER as you discover what comic book characters women find sexy! SHUDDER in the face of what is by far the greatest challenge Robin and Nightwing have ever faced... Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Noveltones
079 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #8 - BATWORLD LEVEL 2, CREEMAN RETURNS
It's the comeback you've all awaited for! Yes, it's Batworld Part 2, as Carrie Kelly gets some assistance from Barbara Gordon in her quest to save Batman. Meanwhile, on the Battleship Potemkast, Quartermaster Stoakes is given instructions from the universe while Captain Cook shoots a child in the face with silly string. ... but wait... there's a familar, camp presense aboard the ship... bwuueeerrgh!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
078 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #7 - BATWORLD LEVEL 1, HARDWIRED TO SELF-DESTRUCT AND THE TOP 10 MOVIE SCORES
It's a new day, and a new day brings a lot of new segments. You've genuinely not heard anything you've heard before. You will hear the Top Ten Movie Soundtracks according to a critic and a comedian, Captain Cook will break down his love of Metallica and the new album in particular, and Quartermaster Stoakes takes on the role of game master in a devilish new Batman game... ... hold on, I thought we were doing new things...
Music by Kevin MacLeod, Poway Bob, Shirley Walker, Krissie Fox & The MSsoundeffects
077 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #6 - AMY ADAMS' LIES IN ARRIVAL, UFC 205 AND REGULAR JOE PUNCHING CHILDREN
This, dear listener, is a message from the Year 2020. I remember that on the sixth Bumper Potemkast we broke the space-time continuum after covering Regular Joe's boxing debut, reviewing Arrival, covering UFC 205. Still, it's not so bad. I managed to send footage of 2020's Presidential debate, and I now know who would be hosting the Battleship Potemkast if Quartermaster Stoakes wasn't here. Signed Captain Cook.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
076 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #5 - OUIJA ORIGIN OF EVIL, AND SWITCH & CLINTON VS PLAYSTATION VR & TRUMP
Halloween isn't done with us yet as the Battleship Crew have spooky times ahead of them. Captain Cook smashes the fourth wall apart, Quartermaster Stoakes explains how the Electoral College works, Ouija Origin of Evil and Nintendo Switch are both examined, in tonight's main event the Hell Heavyweight Championship is defended!
Music by Kevin MacLeod and Jim Johnston
075 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #4 - DR STRANGE VS CONOR MCGREGOR & CRITIC VS COMEDIAN FEAT. REGULAR JOE
The end of October comes, and with such a horrific Halloween, it only feels appropriate to end it with the Critic vs Comedian as they battle over the greatest horror movie of all time; The Thing or The Exorcist! Meanwhile, movie critic Quartermaster Stoakes peers over Dr Strange, Regular Joe helps us pick out the best betting options for UFC 205, and Captain Cook reveals his greatest fear... Support Regular Joe in his upcoming charity boxing bout by giving this link a poke -> https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/uwcb-joegreen1645041507
Music by Kevin MacLeod, Toby Fox, Disasterpiece, Bulldog Mansion and Led Foot
074 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #3 - RETURN OF THE DEAD, RETURN OF THE CAPED CRUSADERS AND...
The two most popular things in the world, Batman and zombies, meet at long last on the Battleship Potemkast! With revelations about the guillotine, agreements over the best horror film, and what actually counts as a zombie anyway, you will laugh, cry and scream in this episode!
Music by Herbert Chappell and Kevin MacLeod
073 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #2 - VIRTUAL REALITY AND SLASHERS
Audio only slashers? Check. Joker holograms? Check. Diving for sharks? Check. It can only be an episode of the Battleship Potemkast, where Captain Michael Cook gushes over VR, Quartermaster Stoakes gains a powerful new ally, and both of them love Halloween.
... the movie, not the holiday. Though they love the holiday too.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
072 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #1 - DON'T BREATHE, SCI HORROR AND ASTHMATIC LUKE CAGE
On this week's special bumper edition of Battleship Potemkast, the boys explore themes such as sci-fi horror, Don't Breathe, Liverpudlian philistines, Luke Cage, disliking Suicide Squad, dragons made of kung fu and the amount of fucks McGregor and Diaz give.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
071 - WHAT WE WATCHED #18 - SERIES PARK, SOUTH 20
Oh jeeeeeez. Yes, causing offence and bitterness wherever they go, the Battleship crew sail to the coasts of Colorado to indulge in what is arguably the best television programme of the last three decades... Hole In The Wall! ... wait... no, sorry, it's South Park. They're talking about South Park.
Music by Kevin MacLeod