013 - FIVE STAR HOTEL (JIVE STAR NOTEL)

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Scene. Ext. Night Time. 
The Car Park of a Little Chef just outside of Milton Keynes.
The two lads enter from opposite ends of the car park.  Their eyes meet. The smaller of the two is carrying a briefcase. They walk towards each other, slowly yet also sensually. Each footstep is under scored with a heavy vapour-wave synth beat. They stop 4 ft short of each other. The funky 80's nostalgia beat continues. One of them speaks...

BONGO: HAVE YOU GOT THE STUFF?

(PAUSE)

BINGO: Oh, I've got the stuff.

BLACK OUT. Just next time for the concluding part of 'BINGO BONGO AND THEIR WACKY ADVENTURES IN CAR PARKS'. 

In this episode Joe and Andy carry on watching FIVE STAR HOTEL. They discuss running a Travelodge together, eat a bowl of seaseme seeds and sing an ol' Drudic dirge about pool drowning. They also drink some wine.

012 - FIVE STAR HOTEL PART 1 (One Star NOtel)

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In this exciting episode  of 'Terrance Babbage and the Baker Boys', the boys discover the secret treasure of Rum Runners Cove and the true meaning of friendship. Meanwhile Joe and Andy watch Five Star Hotel.  They take part in the Reverse Crime of the Century, start a Boozy Book Club and consume Barocca Wine Wee. Inside find tips on how to fix beds broken on a tour and the best way to clean sticky pie covered fingers.  They are also joined by special guest Sweet Vermouth the Portman.

008 - SHAME ACADEMY (PART 2)

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Part 2 of Shame Academy! After another slight hiatus filled with thrills, spills and chills! Joe and Andy are back to throw a podcast all up in your grill! Please note that this is Part 2, so go back and listen to the first part if you haven't! OTHERWISE ALL THIS RAMBLING WILL MAKE EVEN LESS SENSE THEN IT USUALLY DOES!!