Look in my eyes! What do you see? The Battleship Potemkast podcast, that's what, as Captain Cook, Quartermaster Stoakes, and Regular Joe analyse, deconstruct and reconstruct UFC 203. Wonder Woman is recast! Stipe saves cats! CM Punk quotes Rocky! Oh my, what an episode!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
060 - GENTLEMAN'S GAMING GULAG #16 - BACK ON THE CIVIL WARPATH
It's the Gentleman's Gaming Gulag where we talk about movies instead. There are many revelations on the ship; Quartermaster Stoakes sucks at war, Captain Cook stands up for Scarlet Witch, and a great journey is made as we get a sneak peek at a 10,000 hour long recording session.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
022 - CREW'S LOG #3 - THE BATTLES OF DANCING ADAM SMITH
Mother Nature turning out to be a sloth. Fighting in pyjamas. Anal insertions of tinfoil. All of this and more can be found in this recounting of what life is like aboard the Battleship.
Music by Kevin MacLeod
007 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #3 - WHAT IS BEST IN GAMES?
Tensions rise on the Battleship Potemkast as Stowaway Cree steadfastly refuses to get with the times and buy a modern console, and Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes argue over whether a game beloved by millions and repeatedly declared by multiple critics as the best game of all time is any good or not.
006 - CREW'S LOG #1 - KICKBOXING AND THE ADVENTURES OF CREE IN MANCHESTER
After finally returning alive and partially well, Stowaway Cree regales Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes with the legality of acid, and the three discuss the joys of being punched in a room full of sweaty men.
005 - 17TH APRIL 2016
On this week's Battleship Potemkast, Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes make up for a lack of homosexuality by talking about Nightcrawler and Wolverine, Martin Luther King Jr makes his first appearance, and we reach into the past for an old fable of desire, Germans and stolen boxers from the currently absent Cree.
004 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #2 - ACHIEVEMENTS
On this episode of the Gay's Gaming Gulag, the crew visit the world of gay bars while Cree works out why his dad left him and Rob's position as Quartermaster is threatened.
003 - CREATIVE CORNER #1 - DISNEY DOES DARK
On the first (recorded) episode of the as of yet unnamed creative corner, the incredibly smart and devilishly handsome movie critic Rob Stoakes tries to pitch Captain Cook and Stowaway Cree the next Disney film, and Cook and Cree make invalid and stupid complaints.
Would you watch Rob's film? Do you think you can do better? Comment below with your thoughts and ideas for the next creative corner!
002 - GAY'S GAMING GULAG #1
On our maiden voyage, prepare to decide whether you prefer the Matrix or Minority Report as the Battleship Potemkast crew dive headfirst into the world of virtual reality, gay sex and stone age inventions.
Credits music - One Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
001 - BATMAN VS SUPERMAN REACTIONS
Finally making good on our threats, Captain Cook, Quartermaster Stoakes and Stowaway Cree burst onto the scene with a mini-episode telling you what your opinion of Batman vs Superman should be.
Title music: One Eyed Maestro by Kevin Macleod