Welcome to episode 5 of the Idiots of Facebook podcast! Have you ever heard of the American Business Guild? Well, you're about to learn all about it! They evidently give out rewards for achievements a year in the future (for only 99 dollars). We learn how to make a very popular Halloween bat out of household items, how to overcome more tragedy than anyone ever has, and how to stay sober for 40 days in only one week! Also, we get to meet Lisa's new/old beau, who is a dead ringer for Kenny Powers (off of the Eastbound and Down program), who shows us how to win the heart of a celebrity. And kick down their bedroom door in a fit of drunken rage. So run a nice bath, bring candles and a plate of bbq chicken, and stick us in your earholes.