This week Dave and Joe host special guests Jonny Evans of Leicester City and Mat Jones of Epsom College 5's. They discuss: pony fetish showjumping, projectile hotdog haematomas, and a sexy Russian burger scandal.
051 - JONNY'S PORRIDGE
This week Joe and Dave discuss the appropriateness of Chinese funeral stripers, dildo dog toys, and Armenian Eddy's time travel. Plus, porno Pennant, Costa Rica, and wizards.
041 - ANDY GRAY - RANDY GAY
This week Joe, Dave and no.1 fan Dan discuss why Canadians hate Santa Claus but believe in aliens, Jonny Evans is on the phone to chat football (mainly) and… Alan Pardew with some warped anal.
035 - GORDON STRACHAN THE GINGER SHETLAND PONY
This week No.1 Fan Dan is back with a quiz (but he only had a sandwich for dinner), we bring a "detailed" report from the World Cup qualifiers which includes a phone call from Jonny Evans, and Alex Cockslave Chambermaid.
029 - THE END OF THE WOTO AS WE KNOW IT
This week Joe and Caretaker Dan (formerly No.1 fan) discuss the end of the window of transferable opportunity, Joe makes a prediction of the signing of the season, and Jonny Evans returns to East Bromwich Albion from Leicestershire City.
027 - MOVIE MOGUL MICHAEL OWEN
This week Joe surprises Dave with a very special little gift (which is a very small part), and find out if Everton are Gylfi of paying over the odds for Sigurdarssarssonson of Swansonsea. Son. And, Jonny Evans turns up pissed in Manchester with Bez.
009 - THE RETURN OF JONNY EVANS?
This week Dave and Joe try to work out if an Avocado is a vegetable, discover that impersonating Gael Kakuta could end in incarceration and we find out that Gareth Macauley is Johnny Evans’ errand boy… but why?
004 - THE DION DUBLIN ONE
This week we learn that Jonny Evans is a savvy financial advisor in his spare time, protection from seagull attacks is not funded by UK taxpayers and talk about Dion Dublin’s new musical invention.