Hawaiian Spam trifles, urinating at fans will get you banned, edible Eddie Howe and sexy Sean Dyche, and our soon to be award winning sitcom ‘Sullivan and Gold: The Dildo Brothers’.
036 - HE'S GOT A DOVER SOLE DOWN HIS THROAT!
Polar Bears murdering Walrusses, commentators quitting, Jesus Christ! Fabio Rochemback’s blockbuster long-shot, Tim Cahill’s aviation celebration, Morrissey, and the BBC. Also: David, Paul, Steve, John, Andy, Mark, Chris, Kevin, Michael, Lee.
035 - GORDON STRACHAN THE GINGER SHETLAND PONY
This week No.1 Fan Dan is back with a quiz (but he only had a sandwich for dinner), we bring a "detailed" report from the World Cup qualifiers which includes a phone call from Jonny Evans, and Alex Cockslave Chambermaid.
034 - COCK-A-DOBBY
This week Dave continues his obsession with sex robots, Joe discusses surprisingly stupid signs of silly streets, and they try to work out how many red cards it takes for a football match to become ‘officially’ mental.