This week we learn that Jonny Evans is a savvy financial advisor in his spare time, protection from seagull attacks is not funded by UK taxpayers and talk about Dion Dublin’s new musical invention.
003 - NOT THE DION DUBLIN ONE
This week we discuss what is sinister about having a number two, why Gareth Southgate would be a terrible supply teacher and discover that vegans will NOT eat money (or candles).
002 - THAT'S NOT A SEAGULL!!
This week we look at the reaction to England’s mannequins, why Robert Pires never became a long jumper and find out why people in Wigan aren’t needy.
001 - WHY GIVE A TIMEPIECE TO A GOAT?
Dave and Joe discuss the Goat-man’s contribution to science, Arjan De Zeeuw’s mysterious new career and Harry Redknapp performs a dramatic reading from his new autobiography.