003 - STRAIGHT TALKING CANNIBALS

We’ve held off for three episodes; but it’s time for us to discuss the selection process for cannibalism.

We also have a chat about a bizarre local event that’s taking place, and address a handful of topics from the listeners - for context, we should probably point out that the show was originally recorded live for online radio.

So, is Kelvin’s opinion on yogurt really more controversial than [REDACTED]?

002 - SAVING A FRIEND THAT DOESN'T EXIST

The episode begins with Crease vividly describing the fantastical thing he did at work, bringing new life into this world via a cow’s vagina.

After that, Kelvin shows a bizarre level of contempt for both science *and* magic, and the two of us have an argument about who matters more in a rescue attempt; the hostage or Kelvin.