002 - SAVING A FRIEND THAT DOESN'T EXIST

The episode begins with Crease vividly describing the fantastical thing he did at work, bringing new life into this world via a cow’s vagina.

After that, Kelvin shows a bizarre level of contempt for both science *and* magic, and the two of us have an argument about who matters more in a rescue attempt; the hostage or Kelvin.

001 - AN IDIOT INVENTS A FILM FOR KIDS

In our first episode, Crease asks Kelvin to invent his own children’s film. But Kelvin overthinks the question. Or underthinks it, when you consider the film he comes up with.

There’s also a discussion about the downsides of immortality, and an attempt to judge some thoroughly pathetic monsters. Perhaps most telling, though, is that we can’t even agree on the title of the very first topic.