009 - GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD ATLANTIS

Should we be eating meat? It’s a thorny subject, and confronted by his own hypocrisy, Kelvin blames the animals.

Still, at the very least he thinks Crease has some interesting questions this week. It’s a shame, then, that the last question is so spectacularly idiotic that it makes everyone stupider.

006 - REMEMBER WHAT A BIRD IS

Sensitive soul, Crease, wants us to estimate how many animals we’ve inadvertently killed. Whereas, pedantic soul, Kelvin, thinks he has a better question. After that, we demoralise crap ghosts, design the perfect genitals… and Kelvin thoroughly dismantles The Walrus Topic.