007 - THE SEXY SEA DRAGON

This episode covers a range of topics, from sexy sea dragons, to a death pact that ends badly no matter who survives. However, our conversation about useless super-powers gets interrupted by a call from one of our listeners, “Kittens”, who has a distinctive way of describing things - much to Kelvin’s frustration.

005 - IT DESTROYS THE MIND

Crease has murdered someone. Dramatic pause. That’s the hypothetical situation he poses at the start of this week’s episode. But it’s when Kelvin explains why he, personally, couldn’t kill anyone, that things really come off the rails. Later, Kelvin is incredibly rude to some listeners who call in to the show, and Crease asks, unrelatedly, whether we need to start giving ourselves a positive PR spin.