My city screams, and we sigh, as Andrew and Johnny watch Frank Miller's 'film' 'adaptation' of a 'comic' book' 'character' 'starring' 'humans?'. Awkwardly timed given both Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson don some very SSuspicious looking outfits...
048 - STARDUST
You And Me, We Can Light Up The Sky, something something Take That, it's Matthew Vaughn's fantasy adventure Stardust under the watchful eye of an ever-present Jim Broadbent, plus Pizza Time.
047 - BATTLEFIELD EARTH
A Saga Of The Year 3000 - As Requested By Thomas Walker
Andrew and Johnny praise Xenu and join SEAOrg for the telling of L. Ron Hubbard's syfy epic, starring Dreadlock Travolta and a pre-Oscar Forest Whitaker and nothing whatsoever acceptable and OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?
BONUS - MAMMA MIA!
It's summer and we're celebrating with a bonus episode, Johnny desperately wants to watch Pierce Brosnan sing Abba songs, and Andrew does not. What could happen?
046 - THE FIFTH ELEMENT
To celebrate the release of Luc Besson's Valerian we watch his classic syfy film starring Chris Tucker and nobody else.
045 - SPEED RACER
Go Movie Mad, Go Movie Mad, Go Movie Mad GOOOO! We watch The Wachowski's Roger Allam adaptation of an anime, because Johnny needs to see the truth.
044 - DOGMA
We have a religious experience when we mourn Jim Broadbent's studio-centric decay, and Bjork is Bjack for More 'laughs'.
043 - MYSTERY MEN
Spider-Man Homecoming is here, but there are other superheroes who deserve as much attention. Like Siri, our latest guest. We also deal with the tragic acts of the previous episode.
042 - DEATH RACE
Jason Statham sits in a car and folk call him Frank, but this time he's hanging out with Ian McShane in a battle for the coolest British motherfrakker.
041 - TRANSPORTER 3
Only Bjork can really comprehend the insanity of the final Jason Statham Transporter film.
040 - TRANSPORTER 2
Things get weird when David Lynch pops in to explain his thoughts on Jason Statham's second outing as Frank Martin.
039 - THE TRANSPORTER
Johnny and Andrew take on a new set of rules when the approach Jason Statham's suited and booted transporter for the first of the franchise.
038 - THE ROCK
It's time for everyone's Cage-pressions to descend on Alcatraz as we prepare for (Michael) Baywatch starring Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson in this themed episode.
037 - THE FUGITIVE
Andrew and Johnny ignore the Harrison Ford thriller for the sake of deep conversations about nothing, like your favourite episodes of Seinfeld without the humour and pacing.
036 - CLIFFHANGER
Johnny and Andrew exchange John Lithgow impressions as Sly Stallone rejoins the fun in Renny Harlin's classic 90s action thriller.
035 - SPEED
Pop quiz hotshot, you've got one podcast to listen to or the internet ends, do you listen to this episode? You should!
BONUS - ANDREW'S BIRTHDAY SPECIAL
Johnny brings his own brand of 'special secret movie' to Andrew's birthday party, along with a slew of celebrity guests to celebrate with the boys in a rambunctious experience for the weekend.
034 - UNDER SIEGE
Kicking off 90s R-rated action month in style, Steven Seagal and Gary Busey In Women's Clothes join us for a spectacle of scenery chewing Die-Hard-ripping-off explosions.
033 - SLITHER
To celebrate Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2's release, we're heading back to James Gunn's earlier work, a small town gory comic horror starring Power Rangers' Elizabeth Banks.
032 - DEATH TO SMOOCHY
Robin Williams, Edward Norton, Jon Stewart, Danny DeVito and Catherine Keener star in a film you've never seen and maybe shouldn't?
