Hero Of The World Kevin Bacon has a degree in separating sandworms from their lives with the creature feature ‘Spoof’ (If Sky is to be believed) Tremors. Johnny gets down and dirty in the sand.
074 - HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY
Rounding off The Shape Of Del Toro Month, the boys hit up a big action blockbuster sequel and hope it fares better than the first. But will it? TROLL MARKET!
047 - BATTLEFIELD EARTH
A Saga Of The Year 3000 - As Requested By Thomas Walker
Andrew and Johnny praise Xenu and join SEAOrg for the telling of L. Ron Hubbard's syfy epic, starring Dreadlock Travolta and a pre-Oscar Forest Whitaker and nothing whatsoever acceptable and OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?
035 - SPEED
Pop quiz hotshot, you've got one podcast to listen to or the internet ends, do you listen to this episode? You should!
BONUS - ANDREW'S BIRTHDAY SPECIAL
Johnny brings his own brand of 'special secret movie' to Andrew's birthday party, along with a slew of celebrity guests to celebrate with the boys in a rambunctious experience for the weekend.
030 - BOOGIE NIGHTS
On the year of Paul Thomas Anderson's classic film's 20th anniversary, Johnny explores the world of 1970s San Fernando Valley's porn industry, so plenty of Spotlights and what if Paul Giamatti were in this film?
024 - MAGNOLIA
A 3 hour epic. But not for this podcast, where we tighten everything down to Scientology, frogs and interconnected Philip Seymour Hoffmans. Hoffmen? Hoff-folk.
022 - SYNECDOCHE NEW YORK
January settles in to a natural state of weird with Charlie Kaufman's directorial debut. Listen as Johnny's head slowly melts and Andrew explains a whole tonne of the insanity within the masterful drama.
021 - JOHNNY'S MYSTERY FILM #1
Johnny gets to choose a film this time, and Andrew doesn't know anything about it. Will he want to know anything when the credits finally finish? Find out!
BONUS - COLLATERAL BEAUTY
As the year ends, Johnny and Andrew step in for an emergency in-cinema episode where they watch Will Smith be haunted by Helen Mirren as Death, and bad scripts as his career runs around in dwindling circles, with new film Collateral Beauty. Yay?
020 - 2016: A LOOK BACK
Well, it's finally over, but Andrew and Johnny celebrate the end of the worst year of all time by talking about the films of the show so far.
019 - CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL
Singing, violence, South Park. It's the Christmas episode and we're as vulgar and odd as anything. Merry holiday days!
018 - GREENBERG
Noah Baumbach wants people to just do nothing for a while, so we podcast that experience.
017 - SPIRITED AWAY
Hi, ow, Miyazaki! We discuss Shrek's adult adventures and how to pronounce Studio Ghibli, Johnny's never seen Spirited Away. Until now. He learns a lesson or two.
016 - A NEW YORK WINTER'S TALE
Andrew and Johnny turn to the cold heart of winter on the start of advent, and the story of 1900s thief, model ship sailor, horse dog rider and somehow 2014 Hugo Cabret enthusiast Peter Lake and his floppy hair in this masterpiece.
015 - CRANKSGIVING PART 2: CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE
Cranksgiving comes to a boil when the turkey comes home to roost, and by that I mean Jason Statham's shoving guns where the sun don't shine. Let's be thankful for badass cockney geezers.
013 - COMMANDO
It IS a mall movie. There's a mall scene in it. It counts. Johnny watches it for the first time. Finally. A perfect way to distract us all from the realities of politics.
012 - MALLRATS
Mall Movies are November's bread and/or butter, and Mallrats is the ultimate mall movie. Because it is set in a mall. And has mall in the title. Facts.
011 - EVIL DEAD 2
Shocktober comes to an end with Sam Raimi's comic-horror, as examined by fan Andrew and naysayer Johnny. Whoever wins, you lose.
010 - THE JUNGLE BOOK
Deep in the jungles of India an evil tiger/master of the Outworld, Shao Kahn, has stolen the first half of this week's episode, leaving Andrew and Johnny to futz about in the middle of nature like two lost mancubs seeking a mate.
