095 - WRASSLIN', GHOST IN THE SHELL AND OTHER THINGS AMERICANS RUIN

My god, Maggle! Coming down to the ring tonight are Cruel and Cool Captain Cook and the Pinnacle of Cynical Quartermaster Stoakes, ready to battle over whether or not American remakes are a good thing or a bad thing! Meanwhile, the benefits of the Nerd Card are revealed, the wrestling and pornography currency is discussed, and Ghost In The Shell receives the most distracted review of all time.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox

Get Tickets - http://www.fandango.com/ghostintheshell2017_194493/movieoverview?cmp=MCYT_YouTube_Desc Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Michael Pitt, and Juliette Binoche Ghost in the Shell Official Trailer 1 (2017) - Scarlett Johansson Movie A cyborg policewoman attempts to bring down a nefarious computer hacker.
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Youtube Video of the Week

In UK cinemas January 25. Book your tickets now! http://gitsmovie.co.uk The year is 2029, the world is made borderless by the net; augmented humans who live in virtual environments. Watched over by law enforcement agents that are able to download themselves into super-powered, crime busting mecha.

094 - IRON FIST, ALIEN 3 AND THE TOP MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES

Everybody was-a listening to the Battleship Potemkast! Captain Cook discovers what Quartermaster Stoakes did instead of clay at school, Marvel makes new innovations in telling stories about white millionaires pretending to be Asians, and it's Xenomorph vs Bruce Lee! Or in more seriousness, it's a review of both Iron Fist and Alien 3, as well as the Top Martial Arts Movies of all time.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Carl Douglas

Fifteen years after being presumed dead in a plane crash, Danny Rand (Finn Jones) mysteriously returns to New York City determined to reclaim his birthright and family company. However, when a long-destined enemy rises in New York, this living weapon is forced to choose between his family's legacy and his duties as the Iron Fist.
Why is Superman considered "unrelatable" by so many? This look into his history and philosophy ponders why. All third party clips are used under Fair Use. Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren Tumblr: http://actuallykylekallgren.tumblr.com/ Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/KKallgren
Release Date: May 22, 1992 Despite the efforts of Ripley and the space marines in the film Aliens, an embryonic alien infiltrates the starship. It accidentally triggers the ship's emergency systems, dropping the escape capsule to the surface of a nearby planet called Fiorina 161.

Youtube Video of the Week

Alien Anthology [Films 1-4] [Blu-ray] [1979] [4 Disc Set]
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skeritt, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Winona Ryder
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093 - GET OUT A COMPARISON OF KING KONG 1993 AND 2005

It's Monkey Vs Monkey, which isn't when Igor and Milton fight in monkey costumes for Quartermaster Stoakes' amusement, but a debate over whether the original King Kong is better or not than the Peter Jackson helmed remake. Meanwhile, Get Out is reviewed, Captain Cook is hated by everyone around him, and a psychopath shows their true colours on the Battleship.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox

On March 10, witness the rise of the King. Watch the NEW trailer for #kongskullisland and get tickets now: http://bit.ly/kongtix - KONG: SKULL ISLAND On March 10, 2017, the producers of Godzilla transport audiences to the birthplace of one of the most powerful monster myths of all in KONG: SKULL ISLAND, from Warner Bros.
A Hollywood sequel doctor adds a dash of pizzazz to the script of "Gremlins 2: The New Batch." Watch more Key & Peele: http://on.cc.com/1Eiywx2
A young African American man visits his Caucasian girlfriend's cursed family estate... ★ HORROR Fan ? Don't miss THIS ➨ http://bit.ly/Horror-Movie ★ Subscribe HERE and NOW ➜ https://goo.gl/6f6iRt A young African-American man visits his white girlfriend's family estate, he becomes ensnared in a more sinister real reason for the invitation.

YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

King Kong [Blu-ray]
Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Colin Hanks
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King Kong [DVD] [1933]
Starring Fay Wray, Bruce Cabot, Robert Armstrong, Frank Reicher, Lynton Brent
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092 - THE WOMEN SPECIAL; THE TOP 10 FEMALES AND GHOST IN THE SHELL RETRO REVIEW

It was International Women's Day! Yes, you men and women of the future, this episode is to celebrate the recent International Women's Day. Quartermaster Stoakes runs out of beer at a Beer Festival, Captain Cook discerns the use of breasts in the original Ghost in the Shell and the two of them count down the Most Powerful Female Characters.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Get Tickets - http://www.fandango.com/ghostintheshell2017_194493/movieoverview?cmp=MCYT_YouTube_Desc Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Michael Pitt, and Juliette Binoche Ghost in the Shell Official Trailer 1 (2017) - Scarlett Johansson Movie A cyborg policewoman attempts to bring down a nefarious computer hacker.
Ghost In The Shell [Blu-ray]
Starring Atsuko Tanaka, Akio Ôtsuka, Tamio Ôki, Iemasa Kayumi, Kôichi Yamadera
Buy on Amazon
English trailer from a DVD.

091 - LOGAN, THE TOP 5 COMIC BOOK CARTOONS, & THE UFC 209 RESULTS

Superheroes! Strength! Sorrow! Yes, the Battleship Boys are on a roll of disappointment this week, as they discover that their cartoon heroes of the past are egotistical, Quartermaster Stoakes preaches the Philosophy of Vince McMahon, Captain Cook hires a new crew member and Wolverine struggles to cope with his poor betting decisions on UFC 209.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

090 - FENCES, ALIENS AND UFC 209

"This Is #1 Podcast."

Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast, where women can beat the vacuum of space one-handed, cinemas are ruined and Steve Gutenberg will save us all. This week, Captain Cook learns about Vietnam with our continuing Aliens retrospective, Quartermaster Stoakes confuses Fences for the new Spawn movie, and we take yet another dive into the Octagon in preparation of UFC 209.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Fences Trailer 1 (2016) Denzel Washington, Viola Davis Drama Movie HD [Official Trailer]
Aliens] [1986] [Trailer] [Courtesy of FilmTrailersChannel] http://www.youtube.com/user/FilmTrailersChannel
Take an extended look inside the main and co-main event at UFC 209, featuring the welterweight title rematch between Tyron Woodley and Stephen Thompson and the interim lightweight title fight between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Tony Ferguson.

089 - THE TOP 5 VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS, JOHN WICK 2 AND ROB'S MAN OF TOMORROW

IT RETURNS! Yes, like every week, Battleship Potemkast is back, but there is something else. The return of the Creative Corner, as Quartermaster Stoakes must convince Warner Bros of the benefits of a Superman movie without Superman. Meanwhile, John Wick Chapter Two is reviewed, Captain Cook contemplates Jesus' childhood, and the crew count down the Top 5 Video Game Soundtracks.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

John Wick: Chapter 2 - Now Playing In Theaters. Get tickets now: http://lions.gt/johnwick2tickets Starring Keanu Reeves, Common, Riccardo Scamarcio, Laurence Fishburne, Ruby Rose, Bridget Moynahan, Lance Reddick, Franco Nero, with John Leguizamo, and Ian McShane #JohnWick2 http://www.JohnWick.movie http://www.facebook.com/johnwickmovie http://www.twitter.com/johnwickmovie http://www.instagram.com/johnwickmovie In this next chapter following the 2014 hit, legendary hitman John Wick [Keanu Reeves] is forced back out of retirement by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins' guild.

088 - A TALE OF THREE MOVIES, LEGO BATMAN, ALIEN AND FROM BEYOND

We're going movie mad on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew continue their countdown to Covenant with the original Alien, Quartermaster Stoakes tries and fails to review Lego Batman, and Captain Cook gets distracted by lighthouses while talking about From Beyond!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Trailer for the 1979 movie Alien
Alien Anthology [Films 1-4] [Blu-ray] [1979] [4 Disc Set]
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skeritt, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Winona Ryder
Buy on Amazon
In theaters February 10, 2017! http://tickets.LEGOBatman.com http://LEGOBatman.com https://www.facebook.com/LegoBatmanMovie/ In the irreverent spirit of fun that made "The LEGO® Movie" a worldwide phenomenon, the self-described leading man of that ensemble - LEGO Batman - stars in his own big-screen adventure.
Buy it on DVD Here: http://www.umbrellaent.com.au/default.aspx A macabre tale of terror based on the pulp horror-fiction of H.P Lovecraft and directed by genre legend Stuart Gordon, From Beyond follows the obsessed Dr. Pretorious (Ted Sorel, Basket Case 2) and Crawford Tillinghast (Jeffrey Combs, Re-Animator) who have developed The Resonator, an extraordinary invention which allows individuals to see beyond normal perceptible reality - into the darkness of the otherwise unknown.

087 - A REVIEW OF JACKIE GOES INTO ROOM 101

The Battleship Boys are taking a long, hard look into two things of equal horror; Room 101, and history. Quartermaster Stoakes describes his own personal hell (with a very loose definition of hell) while Captain Cook struggles to say anything. Spoiler warning for historical events; if you have a history class coming up, you may want to skip this episode until the class is over.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Sherman Brothers

JACKIE is a searing and intimate portrait of one of the most important and tragic moments in American history, seen through the eyes of the iconic First Lady, then Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy (Natalie Portman). JACKIE places us in her world during the days immediately following her husband's assassination.

086 - RESIDENT EVIL 7, SPLIT & THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS

Escaping from the houses of crazy people is clearly a theme of this week's Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook is forced to be nice and Quartermaster Stoakes uses this to his advantage. Meanwhile, Shyamalan throws a plot twist into reality itself in a spoiler-free review of Split, Resident Evil 7 is given a nervous peek and Legs Akimbo is nominated for an Oscar.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

The survival horror game is available now. ------------------------------­---- Follow GameTrailers for more! ------------------------------­-- YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/gametrailers?sub_confirmation=1 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/gametrailers/?fref=ts TWITTER: https://twitter.com/GameTrailers
Get Tickets - http://www.fandango.com/split2017_194537/movieoverview?cmp=MCYT_YouTube_Desc Starring: James McAvoy, Haley Lu Richardson, Brad William Henke Split Official Trailer 1 (2017) - M. Night Shyamalan Movie While the mental divisions of those with dissociative identity disorder have long fascinated and eluded science, it is believed that some can also manifest unique physical attributes for each personality, a cognitive and physiological prism within a single being.
 
 

085 - HACKSAW + RIDGE, TOP 10 WAR FILMS & GAMES, AND THE HORROR OF VR

War! Huh! What is it good for? Podcast episodes, that's what, as the Battleship Crew take a long look at war, including Mel Gibson's latest film Hacksaw Ridge, VR games scary enough to give you PTSD, and the Top Five War Films and War Games.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Ace Waters

Hacksaw Ridge - Now Playing! Get Tickets: http://lions.gt/hacksawridgetickets Starring Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington, Luke Bracey, Teresa Palmer, Hugo Weaving, Rachel Griffiths and Vince Vaughn. #HacksawRidge http://www.HacksawRidge.Movie http://www.Facebook.com/HacksawRidge http://www.Twitter.com/HacksawRidge http://www.Instagram.com/HacksawRidge HACKSAW RIDGE is the extraordinary true story of Desmond Doss [Andrew Garfield] who, in Okinawa during the bloodiest battle of WWII, saved 75 men without firing or carrying a gun.

084 - LA LA LAND, NINTENDO SWITCH AND HOW TO TREAT PROMETHEUS SYNDROME

A Battleship at war! Yes, this week Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes can't agree or stay in tune, as the benefits of portable gaming are questioned, Nintendo wipes its bottom and there is a review of the newest young-people-in-L.A. film, La La Land!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

"This season's most dazzling movie experience" - Joe McGovern, Entertainment Weekly "Soaring and gorgeous" - Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair "They don't make films like this anymore." - David Sexton, Evening Standard Critics are raving about #LALALAND... Watch the NEW trailer and experience it in theaters this December!
Prometheus Teaser Trailer A Film by Ridley Scott ▸ More at https://www.facebook.com/Prometheus6812 - Even more at http://www.PrometheusForum.net http://www.PrometheusNews.net Blade Runner 2 http://www.BladeRunner2Movie.net Pacific Rim Movie http://www.PacificRimMovie.net Oblivion Movie http://www.OblivionMovie2013.com This Prometheus Trailer can also be found on the iTunes Movie Trailers site.
Prometheus
Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Sean Harris, Benedict Wong
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083 - SILENCE, LARKING AND RELIGION FEAT. ADAM BRANNON

There is an intruder on the Battleship this week, as Quartermaster Stoakes interviews fellow film critic Adam Brannon about life as a critic, how to make a career out of it and how it ruins films. Meanwhile, Captain Cook holds the Catholic Church to account, and the Battleship Boys take a journey to Japanese shores to review Martin Scorsese's super long Silence.

Visit Adam Brannon on https://moviemetropolis.net/

Music by Kevin MacLeod, Limp Bizkit and The Black Mages

Silence Trailer 1 (2017) Andrew Garfield, Liam Neeson Drama Movie HD [Official Trailer]

082 - UFC 207, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS AND OSCAR SEASON

A New Year, same old podcast. The Battleship Boys make their triumphant return, as Alpha Male Cook and Beta Male Stoakes explain what the Queen means to the English, argue over the merits of reading in pools, and break down what will happen to Rhonda Rousey's legacy (which, spoilers, isn't a great deal).

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Get Tickets - http://www.fandango.com/nocturnalanimals_195604/movieoverview?cmp=MCYT_YouTube_Desc Starring: Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon Nocturnal Animals Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Jake Gyllenhaal Movie An art gallery owner is haunted by her ex-husband's novel, a violent thriller she interprets as a veiled threat and a symbolic revenge tale.

081 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #10 - THE BATTLESHIP POTEMKAST END OF YEAR AWARDS (PLUS STAR WARS)

What better way to celebrate the end of the year than by looking backwards? Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast Awards! Can Captain Cook objectify Margot Robbie and survive? What happens in Quartermaster Stoakes' head when he speaks to someone? And what are the best and worst of 2016? Meanwhile, Star Wars Rogue One is put under the lens. Music by Kevin MacLeod and Charlie Parra

Watch the official trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, in which a group of unlikely heroes band together on a mission to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire's ultimate weapon of destruction. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story arrives in theaters December 16, 2016.

080 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #9 - BATWORLD LEVEL 3 & GREEN VS THE HAMMER!

See Mean Joe Green's fight here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MlYPNj40MQ&t=4s At long last, Robin is able to make her final charge against The Riddler in this week's Batworld, while in the real world Joe Green recounts his experience at Ultra White Collar Boxing in Hull. TREMBLE as Mean Joe Green must conquer The Hammer! QUIVER as you discover what comic book characters women find sexy! SHUDDER in the face of what is by far the greatest challenge Robin and Nightwing have ever faced... Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Noveltones

079 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #8 - BATWORLD LEVEL 2, CREEMAN RETURNS

It's the comeback you've all awaited for! Yes, it's Batworld Part 2, as Carrie Kelly gets some assistance from Barbara Gordon in her quest to save Batman. Meanwhile, on the Battleship Potemkast, Quartermaster Stoakes is given instructions from the universe while Captain Cook shoots a child in the face with silly string. ... but wait... there's a familar, camp presense aboard the ship... bwuueeerrgh!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

078 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #7 - BATWORLD LEVEL 1, HARDWIRED TO SELF-DESTRUCT AND THE TOP 10 MOVIE SCORES

It's a new day, and a new day brings a lot of new segments. You've genuinely not heard anything you've heard before. You will hear the Top Ten Movie Soundtracks according to a critic and a comedian, Captain Cook will break down his love of Metallica and the new album in particular, and Quartermaster Stoakes takes on the role of game master in a devilish new Batman game... ... hold on, I thought we were doing new things...

Music by Kevin MacLeod, Poway Bob, Shirley Walker, Krissie Fox & The MSsoundeffects

077 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #6 - AMY ADAMS' LIES IN ARRIVAL, UFC 205 AND REGULAR JOE PUNCHING CHILDREN

This, dear listener, is a message from the Year 2020. I remember that on the sixth Bumper Potemkast we broke the space-time continuum after covering Regular Joe's boxing debut, reviewing Arrival, covering UFC 205. Still, it's not so bad. I managed to send footage of 2020's Presidential debate, and I now know who would be hosting the Battleship Potemkast if Quartermaster Stoakes wasn't here. Signed Captain Cook.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

076 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #5 - OUIJA ORIGIN OF EVIL, AND SWITCH & CLINTON VS PLAYSTATION VR & TRUMP

Halloween isn't done with us yet as the Battleship Crew have spooky times ahead of them. Captain Cook smashes the fourth wall apart, Quartermaster Stoakes explains how the Electoral College works, Ouija Origin of Evil and Nintendo Switch are both examined, in tonight's main event the Hell Heavyweight Championship is defended!

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Jim Johnston