143 - SIDE SHOW - BELASCO SHILLS FOR CHILLS

Hello again, honkies!  Due to time zones and work schedules the trio can’t record as frequently as they would like.  So, in an effort to bring you more regular content Belasco, Booze, and Chuck Turtleman record short, extra segments when they can get together to publish between record sessions.

In our Side Show debut, Belasco recommend horror streaming service Shudder and, in particular, The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs.  Of course, Booze and Turtleman believe Belasco is somehow being paid for this and continually mock the effort just as you would expect.

Closing excerpt on this episode:
“Joe Bob is Back in Town (Acoustic Version)”
by John Brennan and the Bigfeet
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142 - PAINT OR PORNO

It’s a full show, honkies!  Just like we promised Belasco, Booze, and Turtleman are together again and this time we’re bringing you a new game that challenges your interior decorating/adult film knowledge.  It’s Paint Or Porno!

In the News Round segment, Turtleman takes us to mysterious, far-away places like Wichita, Kansas where the latest battle in the War on Terror is being fought.  We’ll also visit with Bill Cosby and a British Member of Parliament that is being oppressed.

Then, it’s time for everyone’s favorite gang of misfits, Idiots of Facebook!  We’ll look in on Friendzone Frank and his dating woes, Duct Tape Lisa and her family struggles, and Krystal Keith’s life philosophy as expressed through woodworking.

Stick this one in your ears while you’re working the band saw, honkies!

141 - MOUSE MAN

Welcome back, honkies!  Today Prof. Chuck Turtleman shares with Belasco a person we’re calling “Mouse Man”.  The world of retail pet stores can be a frightening place and Mouse Man has decided to stake a claim on Turtleman’s store for all of his premium pet needs.

We’ll also take a look back at a man we featured way back in 2012 – boxing coach, Eric Kelly.  Eric made a name for himself when a YouTube video of his training style went viral.  Booze and Belasco felt that Eric wasn’t doing himself or the gym any favors.  Chuck Turtleman (then known as Dr. P) disagreed.  Who was right?  We find out in this show when we update you on what’s happened with Eric since then.

So, stick this one in your ears while you’re hitting the heavy bag, you f****n’ nerd.