91 - BEARDO!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco

There are a lot of beards about these days. And, even though you’d think they’d be a terrible health and safety risk around all those barbecues and snakes, they’ve even got them in Australia now. Especially the men. This week,  SFJ’s hirsute antipodean correspondent Beardo brings us the first of his True Stories from Australian History. Don’t worry, there’s a monkey in it.

In the News Round, we hear about some pretend PVC police lady preposterousness in a Brazilian women’s prison and a Doom Metal “singer” who goes asphalt surfing without a board.  We’ll re-visit our Prison Pen Pals to see if Booze will finally pick one with a pronounceable name.

Later, our Idiots of Facebook segment takes us into the life of a grieving woman and her unique coping mechanisms, Belasco continues to beat the dead horse about role-playing games, and Prof. Turtleman brings us the second part of his Spockter Who saga.

So, suitcase this one and share it with the cellmates, but don’t let the warden catch you with it.

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90 - TAKEN 3: THE TAKENEST

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

In this action-packed episode we reluctantly agree to watch Taken 3, so you don’t have to. It’s got plot holes you could drive a truckload of Albanians through, and not only does nobody actually get Taken this time, it hasn’t even got that Sikh shopkeeper dude from the first one in it. Listen and find out whether we liked it!

We tour a Fleshlight factory with a lovely Czech pornography lady called Wageena, don our dungarees to wrestle a gigantic pig in Texas with some very manly men, then take to the mean streets of New Delhi with our slingshots to protect the President of the United States. We won’t spoil it and say what we were protecting him from, but they’re very, very naughty and like hats, cigarettes, and bananas.

Professor Turtleman submits a comic book for Belasco’s approval, we discuss the possibly magic vagina of Kathy Bates and conclude our dramatic reading of possibly the most idiotic Facebook drama of all time.

Oh, and we’ve had a listener complaint. From the Hindu Monkey God Hanuman.
Stick it in your ear, my honkies! Or we will find you, etc, etc.

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