094 - Iron Fist, Alien 3 and The Top Martial Arts Movies

Everybody was-a listening to the Battleship Potemkast! Captain Cook discovers what Quartermaster Stoakes did instead of clay at school, Marvel makes new innovations in telling stories about white millionaires pretending to be Asians, and it's Xenomorph vs Bruce Lee! Or in more seriousness, it's a review of both Iron Fist and Alien 3, as well as the Top Martial Arts Movies of all time.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Carl Douglas

Youtube Video of the Week

Alien Anthology [Films 1-4] [Blu-ray] [1979] [4 Disc Set]
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skeritt, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Winona Ryder

093 - GET OUT A COMPARISON OF KING KONG 1993 AND 2005

It's Monkey Vs Monkey, which isn't when Igor and Milton fight in monkey costumes for Quartermaster Stoakes' amusement, but a debate over whether the original King Kong is better or not than the Peter Jackson helmed remake. Meanwhile, Get Out is reviewed, Captain Cook is hated by everyone around him, and a psychopath shows their true colours on the Battleship.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox

YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

King Kong [Blu-ray]
Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Colin Hanks
King Kong [DVD] [1933]
Starring Fay Wray, Bruce Cabot, Robert Armstrong, Frank Reicher, Lynton Brent

092 - THE WOMEN SPECIAL; THE TOP 10 FEMALES AND GHOST IN THE SHELL RETRO REVIEW

It was International Women's Day! Yes, you men and women of the future, this episode is to celebrate the recent International Women's Day. Quartermaster Stoakes runs out of beer at a Beer Festival, Captain Cook discerns the use of breasts in the original Ghost in the Shell and the two of them count down the Most Powerful Female Characters.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Ghost In The Shell [Blu-ray]
Starring Atsuko Tanaka, Akio Ôtsuka, Tamio Ôki, Iemasa Kayumi, Kôichi Yamadera

091 - LOGAN, THE TOP 5 COMIC BOOK CARTOONS, & THE UFC 209 RESULTS

Superheroes! Strength! Sorrow! Yes, the Battleship Boys are on a roll of disappointment this week, as they discover that their cartoon heroes of the past are egotistical, Quartermaster Stoakes preaches the Philosophy of Vince McMahon, Captain Cook hires a new crew member and Wolverine struggles to cope with his poor betting decisions on UFC 209.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

090 - FENCES, ALIENS AND UFC 209

"This Is #1 Podcast."

Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast, where women can beat the vacuum of space one-handed, cinemas are ruined and Steve Gutenberg will save us all. This week, Captain Cook learns about Vietnam with our continuing Aliens retrospective, Quartermaster Stoakes confuses Fences for the new Spawn movie, and we take yet another dive into the Octagon in preparation of UFC 209.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

089 - THE TOP 5 VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS, JOHN WICK 2 AND ROB'S MAN OF TOMORROW

IT RETURNS! Yes, like every week, Battleship Potemkast is back, but there is something else. The return of the Creative Corner, as Quartermaster Stoakes must convince Warner Bros of the benefits of a Superman movie without Superman. Meanwhile, John Wick Chapter Two is reviewed, Captain Cook contemplates Jesus' childhood, and the crew count down the Top 5 Video Game Soundtracks.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

088 - A TALE OF THREE MOVIES, LEGO BATMAN, ALIEN AND FROM BEYOND

We're going movie mad on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew continue their countdown to Covenant with the original Alien, Quartermaster Stoakes tries and fails to review Lego Batman, and Captain Cook gets distracted by lighthouses while talking about From Beyond!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Alien Anthology [Films 1-4] [Blu-ray] [1979] [4 Disc Set]
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skeritt, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Winona Ryder

087 - A REVIEW OF JACKIE GOES INTO ROOM 101

The Battleship Boys are taking a long, hard look into two things of equal horror; Room 101, and history. Quartermaster Stoakes describes his own personal hell (with a very loose definition of hell) while Captain Cook struggles to say anything. Spoiler warning for historical events; if you have a history class coming up, you may want to skip this episode until the class is over.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Sherman Brothers

086 - RESIDENT EVIL 7, SPLIT & THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS

Escaping from the houses of crazy people is clearly a theme of this week's Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook is forced to be nice and Quartermaster Stoakes uses this to his advantage. Meanwhile, Shyamalan throws a plot twist into reality itself in a spoiler-free review of Split, Resident Evil 7 is given a nervous peek and Legs Akimbo is nominated for an Oscar.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

 
 

085 - HACKSAW + RIDGE, TOP 10 WAR FILMS & GAMES, AND THE HORROR OF VR

War! Huh! What is it good for? Podcast episodes, that's what, as the Battleship Crew take a long look at war, including Mel Gibson's latest film Hacksaw Ridge, VR games scary enough to give you PTSD, and the Top Five War Films and War Games.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Ace Waters

084 - LA LA LAND, NINTENDO SWITCH AND HOW TO TREAT PROMETHEUS SYNDROME

A Battleship at war! Yes, this week Captain Cook and Quartermaster Stoakes can't agree or stay in tune, as the benefits of portable gaming are questioned, Nintendo wipes its bottom and there is a review of the newest young-people-in-L.A. film, La La Land!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Prometheus
Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Sean Harris, Benedict Wong

083 - SILENCE, LARKING AND RELIGION FEAT. ADAM BRANNON

There is an intruder on the Battleship this week, as Quartermaster Stoakes interviews fellow film critic Adam Brannon about life as a critic, how to make a career out of it and how it ruins films. Meanwhile, Captain Cook holds the Catholic Church to account, and the Battleship Boys take a journey to Japanese shores to review Martin Scorsese's super long Silence.

Visit Adam Brannon on https://moviemetropolis.net/

Music by Kevin MacLeod, Limp Bizkit and The Black Mages

082 - UFC 207, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS AND OSCAR SEASON

A New Year, same old podcast. The Battleship Boys make their triumphant return, as Alpha Male Cook and Beta Male Stoakes explain what the Queen means to the English, argue over the merits of reading in pools, and break down what will happen to Rhonda Rousey's legacy (which, spoilers, isn't a great deal).

Music by Kevin MacLeod

081 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #10 - THE BATTLESHIP POTEMKAST END OF YEAR AWARDS (PLUS STAR WARS)

What better way to celebrate the end of the year than by looking backwards? Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast Awards! Can Captain Cook objectify Margot Robbie and survive? What happens in Quartermaster Stoakes' head when he speaks to someone? And what are the best and worst of 2016? Meanwhile, Star Wars Rogue One is put under the lens. Music by Kevin MacLeod and Charlie Parra

080 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #9 - BATWORLD LEVEL 3 & GREEN VS THE HAMMER!

See Mean Joe Green's fight here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MlYPNj40MQ&t=4s At long last, Robin is able to make her final charge against The Riddler in this week's Batworld, while in the real world Joe Green recounts his experience at Ultra White Collar Boxing in Hull. TREMBLE as Mean Joe Green must conquer The Hammer! QUIVER as you discover what comic book characters women find sexy! SHUDDER in the face of what is by far the greatest challenge Robin and Nightwing have ever faced... Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Noveltones

079 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #8 - BATWORLD LEVEL 2, CREEMAN RETURNS

It's the comeback you've all awaited for! Yes, it's Batworld Part 2, as Carrie Kelly gets some assistance from Barbara Gordon in her quest to save Batman. Meanwhile, on the Battleship Potemkast, Quartermaster Stoakes is given instructions from the universe while Captain Cook shoots a child in the face with silly string. ... but wait... there's a familar, camp presense aboard the ship... bwuueeerrgh!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

078 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #7 - BATWORLD LEVEL 1, HARDWIRED TO SELF-DESTRUCT AND THE TOP 10 MOVIE SCORES

It's a new day, and a new day brings a lot of new segments. You've genuinely not heard anything you've heard before. You will hear the Top Ten Movie Soundtracks according to a critic and a comedian, Captain Cook will break down his love of Metallica and the new album in particular, and Quartermaster Stoakes takes on the role of game master in a devilish new Batman game... ... hold on, I thought we were doing new things...

Music by Kevin MacLeod, Poway Bob, Shirley Walker, Krissie Fox & The MSsoundeffects

077 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #6 - AMY ADAMS' LIES IN ARRIVAL, UFC 205 AND REGULAR JOE PUNCHING CHILDREN

This, dear listener, is a message from the Year 2020. I remember that on the sixth Bumper Potemkast we broke the space-time continuum after covering Regular Joe's boxing debut, reviewing Arrival, covering UFC 205. Still, it's not so bad. I managed to send footage of 2020's Presidential debate, and I now know who would be hosting the Battleship Potemkast if Quartermaster Stoakes wasn't here. Signed Captain Cook.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

076 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #5 - OUIJA ORIGIN OF EVIL, AND SWITCH & CLINTON VS PLAYSTATION VR & TRUMP

Halloween isn't done with us yet as the Battleship Crew have spooky times ahead of them. Captain Cook smashes the fourth wall apart, Quartermaster Stoakes explains how the Electoral College works, Ouija Origin of Evil and Nintendo Switch are both examined, in tonight's main event the Hell Heavyweight Championship is defended!

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Jim Johnston

075 - BUMPER POTEMKAST #4 - DR STRANGE VS CONOR MCGREGOR & CRITIC VS COMEDIAN FEAT. REGULAR JOE

The end of October comes, and with such a horrific Halloween, it only feels appropriate to end it with the Critic vs Comedian as they battle over the greatest horror movie of all time; The Thing or The Exorcist! Meanwhile, movie critic Quartermaster Stoakes peers over Dr Strange, Regular Joe helps us pick out the best betting options for UFC 205, and Captain Cook reveals his greatest fear... Support Regular Joe in his upcoming charity boxing bout by giving this link a poke -> https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/uwcb-joegreen1645041507

Music by Kevin MacLeod, Toby Fox, Disasterpiece, Bulldog Mansion and Led Foot