106 - THE E3 BREAKDOWN, CONOR VS FLOYD & LIFE

The Battleship bounds back, with the HMS Gulag on one side and Quartermaster Stoakes' erection on the other. In this week's episode, jetpacks are recommended at E3, astronauts are discouraged from emotion in a review of the film Life, and the New England Patriots join Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather for the greatest sporting event of the year.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video of the Week

105 - THE MUMMY AND E3 PREDICTIONS

Fighting on the Battleship Potemkast! Yes, it's another episode of the best podcast on the web, where the Battleship Boys raise The Mummy from the dead to review, Captain Cook breaks Christy Cree's vrirginity and Quartermaster Stoakes surrenders his fate to a coin.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video of the Week

104 - WONDER WOMAN AND THE OTHER BEST SUPERHEROINES, AND UFC 212

Is it Episode 104? No, seriously, is it? As shown on this episode, neither of the Battleship Boys can count, but they can review Wonder Woman and UFC 212. Captain Cook imagines a menage a trois, Quartermaster Stoakes mocks one of the best featherweight fighters in the world, and the cause of deafness is finally identified.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video Of The Week - Our Let's Play of some stupid gameboy game

103 - COLOSSAL THE MOVIE, AND TOMB RAIDER'S COLOSSAL GUNS

The world is ending on the Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook tells stories of his past while reviewing Colossal, Quartermaster Stoakes reveals what came before the dinosaurs, and fetishes are ticked off a checklist in the final video game film adaptation review of Tomb Raider.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video of the Week

102 - KING ARTHUR IN THE DARK

Is there anything in the world scarier than having to watch the works of Uwe Boll? No, as the Battleship Potemkast discover on this episode, where Quartermaster Stoakes declares a witch hunt, Guy Ritchie charms his audiences, and Captain Cook gets the worst wake up call of his life.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video of the Week!

101 - ALIEN COVENANT AND UFC 211 ARE DRAGGED TO SILENT HILL

In my restless dreams, I see that film. Silent Hill. And that other film, Alien Covenant. And also UFC 211. Captain Cook promised he would show me that again. But he never did. Well, Quartermaster Stoakes is alone there now. I'm running out of the Silent Hill 2 opening to parody quickly. Well, at least there aren't any spoilers.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Youtube Video of the Week

100! - THE 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR, DOOM AND A BSPK RETROSPECTIVE FEAT. CHRISTY CREE

100 episodes later, and the Battleship Potemkast will change as you know it and also will stay remarkably similar to how it always was. In this especially long and profane celebration, Captain Cook taps into other dimensions, Quartermaster Stoakes is gross, and the DOOM movie is given the critical eye.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video of the Week

099 - 99 PROBLEMS, 2 GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY & SUPER MARIO AIN'T ONE

On the 99th episode of the podcast, we're all about family, as Captain Cook identifies a whole new syndrome in a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 review, Quartermaster Stoakes attempts to scrub his monkey, and the Mario Brothers go to where no video game dares to a new theme for the Month of May... THE VIDEO GAME MOVIE!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

098 - ULTIMATE FIGHTER AND THE ULTIMATE MARVEL

HARD WORK! HARD WORK! HARD WORK! These are things that do not go into each episode of the Battleship Potemkast, but this one is full of it, as the five best Marvel movies are decided upon, the first episode of Ultimate Fighter is looked over, and in the main event former Light Heavyweight Champion Gillberg takes on Egyptian God Set!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Youtube Video of the Week

A blast from the past, and Battleship Potemkast episodes old.

097 - THE EASTER SPECIAL: PASSION OF THE CHRIST & ALIEN RESURRECTION

To celebrate Easter, the Battleship Boys have done, what else, watch a load of films and trailers. Captain Cook solves an age-old theologian debate on the nature of Christ, Quartermaster Stoakes takes Joss Whedon to task over Alien Resurrection, and Mel Gibson is put under the microscope once again.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

096 - UFC 210, A GENTLEMAN'S GAMING GULAG ROUNDUP AND COMEDY

A day of returns, this week on the Battleship Potemkast. The Gentleman's Gaming Gulag returns in a massive overview of the recent news in the gaming world, especially some from the ship itself, Captain Cook returns from seeing Ricky Gervais live, Quartermaster Stoakes returns the Octagon in a review of UFC 210, and the ghost of Chris Benoit returns to challenge Cock Lesnar to a title match!

Music by Kevin Macleod

Youtube Video of the Week

095 - WRASSLIN', GHOST IN THE SHELL AND OTHER THINGS AMERICANS RUIN

My god, Maggle! Coming down to the ring tonight are Cruel and Cool Captain Cook and the Pinnacle of Cynical Quartermaster Stoakes, ready to battle over whether or not American remakes are a good thing or a bad thing! Meanwhile, the benefits of the Nerd Card are revealed, the wrestling and pornography currency is discussed, and Ghost In The Shell receives the most distracted review of all time.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox

Youtube Video of the Week

094 - IRON FIST, ALIEN 3 AND THE TOP MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES

Everybody was-a listening to the Battleship Potemkast! Captain Cook discovers what Quartermaster Stoakes did instead of clay at school, Marvel makes new innovations in telling stories about white millionaires pretending to be Asians, and it's Xenomorph vs Bruce Lee! Or in more seriousness, it's a review of both Iron Fist and Alien 3, as well as the Top Martial Arts Movies of all time.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Carl Douglas

Youtube Video of the Week

Alien Anthology [Films 1-4] [Blu-ray] [1979] [4 Disc Set]
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skeritt, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Winona Ryder

093 - GET OUT A COMPARISON OF KING KONG 1993 AND 2005

It's Monkey Vs Monkey, which isn't when Igor and Milton fight in monkey costumes for Quartermaster Stoakes' amusement, but a debate over whether the original King Kong is better or not than the Peter Jackson helmed remake. Meanwhile, Get Out is reviewed, Captain Cook is hated by everyone around him, and a psychopath shows their true colours on the Battleship.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and Toby Fox

YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

King Kong [Blu-ray]
Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Colin Hanks
King Kong [DVD] [1933]
Starring Fay Wray, Bruce Cabot, Robert Armstrong, Frank Reicher, Lynton Brent

092 - THE WOMEN SPECIAL; THE TOP 10 FEMALES AND GHOST IN THE SHELL RETRO REVIEW

It was International Women's Day! Yes, you men and women of the future, this episode is to celebrate the recent International Women's Day. Quartermaster Stoakes runs out of beer at a Beer Festival, Captain Cook discerns the use of breasts in the original Ghost in the Shell and the two of them count down the Most Powerful Female Characters.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Ghost In The Shell [Blu-ray]
Starring Atsuko Tanaka, Akio Ôtsuka, Tamio Ôki, Iemasa Kayumi, Kôichi Yamadera

091 - LOGAN, THE TOP 5 COMIC BOOK CARTOONS, & THE UFC 209 RESULTS

Superheroes! Strength! Sorrow! Yes, the Battleship Boys are on a roll of disappointment this week, as they discover that their cartoon heroes of the past are egotistical, Quartermaster Stoakes preaches the Philosophy of Vince McMahon, Captain Cook hires a new crew member and Wolverine struggles to cope with his poor betting decisions on UFC 209.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

090 - FENCES, ALIENS AND UFC 209

"This Is #1 Podcast."

Yes, it's the Battleship Potemkast, where women can beat the vacuum of space one-handed, cinemas are ruined and Steve Gutenberg will save us all. This week, Captain Cook learns about Vietnam with our continuing Aliens retrospective, Quartermaster Stoakes confuses Fences for the new Spawn movie, and we take yet another dive into the Octagon in preparation of UFC 209.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

089 - THE TOP 5 VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS, JOHN WICK 2 AND ROB'S MAN OF TOMORROW

IT RETURNS! Yes, like every week, Battleship Potemkast is back, but there is something else. The return of the Creative Corner, as Quartermaster Stoakes must convince Warner Bros of the benefits of a Superman movie without Superman. Meanwhile, John Wick Chapter Two is reviewed, Captain Cook contemplates Jesus' childhood, and the crew count down the Top 5 Video Game Soundtracks.

Music by Kevin MacLeod

088 - A TALE OF THREE MOVIES, LEGO BATMAN, ALIEN AND FROM BEYOND

We're going movie mad on the Battleship Potemkast, as the crew continue their countdown to Covenant with the original Alien, Quartermaster Stoakes tries and fails to review Lego Batman, and Captain Cook gets distracted by lighthouses while talking about From Beyond!

Music by Kevin MacLeod

Alien Anthology [Films 1-4] [Blu-ray] [1979] [4 Disc Set]
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skeritt, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Winona Ryder

087 - A REVIEW OF JACKIE GOES INTO ROOM 101

The Battleship Boys are taking a long, hard look into two things of equal horror; Room 101, and history. Quartermaster Stoakes describes his own personal hell (with a very loose definition of hell) while Captain Cook struggles to say anything. Spoiler warning for historical events; if you have a history class coming up, you may want to skip this episode until the class is over.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and The Sherman Brothers