Well, we’re back again honkies – still locked-down and still producing content for you. This one was so packed we’re having to split it into to two shows.

On this episode Booze explores the nostalgic bliss of ‘Army Men’ – trust me, it’s not what it sounds like. Meanwhile Turtleman is going full-bore into the board-gaming hobby, but what does any of this have to do with shipping shrimp? We’ll find out. And Belasco is being tortured by a dog on Instagram. You’ll meet the Frenchie that is making his life hell.

Plus, Ground Control is forcing war hero Major Tom into performing with Michael Ballbag for 38 million British pounds. And Turtleman brings us the first installment of his new comic-book hero, Steelman (Man made of steel).

All this and significant amount of clapping – as required by law.

Stay inside, stick this one in one ear while you wait for the next one to stick in your other ear.