Ep 110: It Couldn't Be You (The Lottery Winners Curse)

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Welcome to episode 110 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

As always we kick off with our 'Geezedropping' segment where we share snippets of conversations overheard by strangers while out and about. Then we jump into the world of UK Lottery Winners who were affected by the 'Winners Curse'. Our thoughts and experiences with playing the Lottery and gambling in general. An odd story involving a couple who married on their first date and the new husband, Lee, moved in with her and her two exes... also named Lee.

It was late and hot while recording, we were feeling it a little, so we went out. That's right, we grabbed the Zoom mic, a can of rum each and went for a walk outside to cool off and finish the podcast. 

It was fun... although Joe was attacked by every insect out there. 

Ep 106: I Don't Understand How a Boiled Egg Gets Up Your Arse?

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Welcome to episode 106 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode we kick things off with a bumper edition of Geezedropping with all the recent ones you awesome listeners have sent us. We then dive into 'butt stuff' with the story of a guy who almost died after inserting fifteen boiled eggs up his bum, which leads Greg to a recent list of strange things doctors have removed from peoples arseholes, the conversation then goes sidewise and we talk all sorts of ridiculous things but wrap up with what has to be our funniest 'Wankerty W*nk' to date, for us anyway. We take on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme tune with hilarious results. All this and much more. 

Ep 105: Batman Grill

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Welcome to episode 105 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. We continue with our yearly tradition which started way back in episode one, which is talking through the winners of the 2019 British Kebab Awards! Before we dive into that we look at a fresh batch of Geezedrops you wonderful listeners have overheard and sent us, we throw in a recent story of a train driver who accidentally broadcasted the audio from the porn he was watching to all the passengers on the train. 

Then we dive into the winners of the British Kebab Awards, look at a recent report declaring Britain as the worlds biggest binge drinkers, we keep with food and drink talking about an upcoming pop up 'Bring Your Own Table' restaurant, New Zealand Dominoes launches a pineapple and tinned spaghetti pizza, then we randomly discuss our fave lunch spots in Kingston during our retail days. 

We end with an agony aunt found and sent to us by the guys over at Anywhere But Here Podcast, as always we get very sidetracked along the way and have an absolute blast doing so! 

 

Ep 104: Yes, we did an MCU/Endgame episode, so snap us.

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Welcome to episode 104 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. Like every other podcast we are also doing an MCU wrap up of The Infinity Saga after going to see Endgame. It's hard to avoid really, so we are embracing it, that and the fact that Endgame is the first time Greg and Joe have actually been to the cinema together in a decade of friendship. It's also the first time Joe has been to the cinema since Die Hard 5. 

We go through each film in the MCU bringing us to Endgame, well, almost, we naturally and over excitedly fell into Endgame straight after discussing Infinity War totally stepping over Captain Marvel and Ant Man 2, oh well, we were pretty drunk and high by the end. We go over the films with Greg giving his view as a lifelong die hard fan and Joe tells us if he's even seen it. We work up to our thoughts on Endgame and we have a lot of fun doing so. Obviously, there are SPOILERS. 

It's not all Thor and talking Raccoons, there's some Game of Thrones talk too and we start the episode with our eavesdropping strangers conversations segment, 'Geezedropping' and also bring you a segment within a segment in 'Sam Drops' where our Northern eavesdropper Sam sends us geezedrops he's heard up his ends and much more! Fear not regular listeners who don't care about the MCU, next episode we are talking the 2019 Kebab Awards. 

Ep 103: I'm Off My F*cked!

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Welcome to episode 103 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This was a very impromptu recording, we were out for Joe's birthday, had been out all afternoon and evening to various places then went to watch Earthtide play live at The Fighting Cocks. It was at the end of the night in Eden Kebab before heading home that Greg drunkenly suggested 'Should we just go record a podcast at yours?'.... and Joe said Yes!

We look at odd and bizarre stories we've seen recently such as Captain Marvel fan breaks record after watching the film 116 times, air stewardess has to wipe 31 stone man's backside, paedophile who microwaved victims head and got 12 year old girl to eat it commits suicide (yes, we go there) and woman who hates selfies so much she started an Instagram of her 'dying' at famous landmarks.

We also talk Edgar from Old London Road tattoo's incredible Captain Marvel piece appearing on the Ellen Show, Endgame, weed and much more. 

We of course start and end with our segments 'Geezedropping' and 'You didn't ask foe it but here's our advice anyway'. 

Ep 102: Whys stuff gotta crawl in your eye?

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Welcome to episode 102 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. We dive straight into our eavesdropping strangers conversations segment, 'Geezedropping' and bring you a segment within a segment in 'Sam Drops' where our Northern eavesdropper Sam sends us geezedrops he's heard round the Manchester area. 

We discuss odd stories such as the woman who married a zombie doll and had go to the police to prove to her zombie doll spouse wasn't a dead child. Someone films them self licking an airplane toilet, bee's are found living a woman's eye feeding on her tears, a man regrets tossing a coin at a plane he's boarding for luck and a guy in a shop toilet just want to take a sh*t in peace. 

As always we get sidetracked talking about refund customers from our previous retail jobs and with the release of the Star Wars Rise Of Skywalker trailer we give The Last Jedi opening scroll the Wankerty W*nk treatment. 

All this and more. Enjoy

 

Ep 101: Behind the Time Vagina

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Welcome to episode 101 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. It's the morning after episode 100 and the guys are hungover and their a*seholes are sore.... from hot sauce but still ready to go! 

Last year we released the radio play 'Rise of the Moonwalkers' which followed the crazy adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance. Then last week we released the sequel, 'Time Vagina'. This episode takes you inside the minds behind the radio plays. We talk the voices, the Anywhere But Here Podcast hosts 'Tom & Ant' cameos, the script process, the origins of Time Vagina and why it's such a big deal to Greg, the sounds, music, editing, recording and so much more. This is just a funny reflection on the radio plays and what comes next for the Grimwood Detectives.

We also do Geezedropping, talk Spider-Man: into the spider verse, childhood cartoons and Vodka Revs for some reason. 

RADIO PLAY: Ritz & Dick in... The Time Vagina

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From the twisted minds of The All Seeing Guys...

The adventures of Detectives Ritz Cricker & Dick Disturbance continue. The follow up radio play to ‘Rise of the Moonwalkers’ is finally here.... Time Vagina. 

Two years have passed since the events of Rise of the Moonwalkers, Ritz Cricker remains missing, the town of Grimwood has fallen into criminal hands and is descending into chaos, Dick Disturbance is at rock bottom and Seabreeze is still banging wives.

Then events are put into motion by Eggs Benedict which all lead to the Time Vagina reopening, who will be able to stop it? Because if they don't, it'll not only spell the end for Grimwood... but the entire world. 

Full on comedy, action, drama & adventure awaits....

Written & produced by Greg Armstrong, starring Greg Armstrong and Joe Jackson. With cameos from Ed Wooderson and Tom & Ant of the Anywhere But Here Podcast. 

Catch the first radio play 'Rise of The Moonwalkers' here: 

Libsyn: http://theallseeingguys.libsyn.com/ritz-cricker-and-dick-disturbance-rise-of-the-moonwalkers-radio-play

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ritz-cricker-dick-disturbance-rise-moonwalkers-radio/id1039902417?i=1000393997464&mt=2

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Y0JIX3DJSHQewPJ9wMRpZ

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBqVZ0y3I0&t=3s

Best listened high and on good headphones 

Ep 100: Booze, wings & hot sauce in my face!

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Welcome to episode ONE HUNDRED of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe! We have reached a huge milestone. Every two weeks without fail for 100 episodes we have been talking our dumb sh*t and we are thankful to those who have joined us for the ride. 

We are desperado guzzling this episode and hyped to be celebrating our milestone, we reflect on the changes to podcasting, to our lives and tip our hats to the awesome people we have met since starting the show, there's a bumper edition of Geezedropping with plenty you listeners sent in, we talk kebabs in America & share stories and audio clips you wonderful people sent us. 

Then we crack open the rum, chicken wings and hot sauce.We work our way up through the hot sauces while asking one another a series of questions compiled from various lists from the internet with the aim of inspiring conversation & funny stories. 

We wrap up with a new song from the Dicerollers umbrella as Joe drops a solo track. It's a fun, fast paced episode with much more madness along the way. 

BONUS EPISODE: The Kinda best of Vol 2

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As we are about to hit episode 100 and we are celebrating by putting out an bonus super episode! The Kinda Best of Vol 2! When we were about to hit episode 50 we released a clip show of the first 50 episodes, well now we are doing the same with the last 50. Still has an intro and outro from Greg and Joe with some fun clips, skits, segments, clips of us out and about with the zoom mic with plenty of guests including fan faves Ed Wooderson & Harry Bone. It really sums up what the podcast is about and captures the way it's grown but still still stayed stupidly the same. 

Next week is episode 100! The big one! Enjoy and thanks so much for listening. 

Ep 99: A lift of agony with Ed Wooderson

Welcome to episode 99 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. We are knocking on the door of episode 100! So close we can taste it. To celebrate we have our good friend and regular guest of the podcast, Ed Wooderson joining us. We talk the 'fake shake' when you can't pee at the urinal when it's busy, the Lego porn movie, pen pals, Danny Dyer dick pics & showering at PE in school. Then we get a little deep talking about what part religion did or didn't play in our upbringing, but don't worry, it doesn't stay deep for long as Ed and Joe set the scene for Greg to improv his own agony aunt and we all struggle to hold it together. All this and more! 

Ep 98: A cockroach named Linda.

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Welcome to episode 98 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We talk our recent burgers and beers trip into London, in which left us hungover for this episode. After some fun geezedrops we discuss the recent Big Mac copyright issue, how childhood cartoons hold up today, a lady haunted by a ghost who keeps flushing her toilet, a Japanese man who stole over 70 pairs of shoes to fulfill his sniffing fetish and another who falls in love with a cockroach named Linda. We look at penis injuries ranging from  a dislocated bollock to dick bruising. All that, an agony aunt and more! 

There is a slight audio issue, Joe is a little louder and Greg is a little quiet in parts. It''s all good though. Almost at episode 100! 

Ep 97: I've popped & I can't stop

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Welcome to episode 97 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. A slightly shorter episode this time round but no less dumb, silly, weird and fun as usual, but fear not, plenty of fun stuff coming up as we get closer to episode 100. Greg talks passing his driving test then getting locked out his house. Joe brings story we all saw about a woman drinking wine out of a Pringles can in Walmart triggers a rabbit hole of Pringles related news stories... yes, welcome to the bottom of the barrel, or the bottom of the Pringles tube. Joe even switches his red cup for a Pringles cans during this episode. The classic but still very relevant movie 'The Network' gets the Wankerty Wank treatment, along with a great bunch of overheard snippets from strangers conversations in Geezedropping. 

Ep 96: The internet has ruined everyone

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Welcome to episode 96 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We talk the internet challenges which have kicked off 2019 such as the #Birdboxchallenge & the #TenYearChallenge. Look back at the weirdest, dumbest and popular internet challenges from last year. We discuss the nudist, sorry, naturist restaurant which closed in France recently and debate the concept of going out to eat naked. Greg shares a story of when he very uncharacteristically lost his temper in public, yes, it was in the post office. We have some fun geezedrops in geezedropping, dish out poor agony aunt advice and much more. 

Ep 95: Clonadians from Cloatia

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Welcome to episode 95 of The Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. We debut a scene from our upcoming sequel radio play 'Time Vagina', but first, we do best, talking funny, strange and flat out bizarre news stories.

Starting with the woman who's engaged to marry a chandelier, as well as being in an open relationship with 25 other chandeliers, we talk the latest beauty regime of injecting Korean baby foreskins into your face which sparked a TV series idea and we go in on sex dolls, should they give consent? if so how is that given? we also learn about 'Brick Dollbanger' the sex doll tester.

All that, geezedropping, unwanted agony aunt advice and much more.

075 - SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEN AWAY

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Welcome to episode 75 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe. This week Greg and Joe put themselves forward to fill in for hosting Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway as one of them is in a spot of bother, not sure which, they are both one person to us. We talk Charlotte Church for some reason then do a special edition of Geezedropping with two stories sent in by listeners which are hilarious and involves our new hero who we only know as 'Finger Toes'. We bring you the news and winners of the 6th British Kebab Awards. The Star Wars opening crawl of Return of the Jedi gets the Wankerty Wank treatment and an innocent Grab a Granny night turns into agony aunt where even we struggle to give advice... but it doesn't stop us trying.

We also have a special extra mini episode at the end which never came to be...

071 - 'THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD, BUT I WAS HORNY' WITH RHYS DAVIES

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Welcome to episode 71 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we are joined by Gregs just turned Eighteen year old Godson, Rhys Davies. Our youngest ever guest brings a fresh perspective to our angry point of view on modern living as we dive into a few bizarre news stories. From fetishes, penis bleaching, people eating Tide laundry detergent to sex worker injuries and much more. We go in and let the conversation grab us by the wrists and drag us down some dark back streets. It's a real fun episode and Rhys fits in perfect as a third host rather than a guest. We end with a new track from Greg and Joes hiphop alter egos... Dicerollers.

057 - LOST IN DAVE

Welcome to episode 57 of The All Seeing Guys, this week Greg & Joe talk Gay TV for some reason, then jump into some recent bizarre news stories they have come across! News stories such as a guy searching for a personal assistant in a way that backfires, the new trend of astral projection sex & more. The guys pitch their family unfriendly animated movie idea about two sperm who go on huge adventure. Along with our segments Geezedropping where we hear snippets of other peoples conversations & dish our agony aunt advice in 'You didn't ask for t but here's our advice anyway'.  A real fun episode, enjoy!    Tuck it in.

011 - DICKHEADS

Dickheads, from public transport, to drunk attention seekers, we got it covered. That's right, this episode we dive into the world of Dickheads! they are everywhere, including on this podcast, yes, we revile our own dickhead moves! Joe also takes a test on slang words, see how street he really is! with our comedy segments, 'Geezedropping', 'Joe's corner of fear' & show us your agony with 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. This week we end with a track from 'Sanchez vs Fighter Pilot'.

005 - FACE BEGGAR

Episode 5 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe, this episode we discuss selfies, those same old faces round the area asking you for that same old '70p' or whatever amount for the same old bullshit reasons, fake beggars, life with smart phones, the insane world that is Facebook & of course our segments, Joe's corner of Fear & our unwanted agony aunt advice, this week we actually end with one of our own tracks, 'Why You Stressing' by hiphop alter egos Dicerollers.