059 - CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS

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Welcome to episode 59 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, this week the guys go unplanned & see where the conversation takes them & as expected it takes us to some weird places, mainly sharing stories of bizarre interactions we have had with strangers. Greg shares the story of when a stranger threw up on to his dick & some of the encounters he's had out on his runs, Joe pitches his new movie/TV show idea, a retirement home for super heroes & villains. The guys also invent the worlds most useless super hero.... Captain Oblivious.  Enjoy, its an odd one for sure but we had so much fun just letting our minds run free this episode.

056 - "WHO'S YOUR FAVE BUSKER?" "YOUR MUM"

Welcome to episode 56 (although in this episode we are wrongly convinced it's episode 57) of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe return after last episodes podswap with Open All Powers with many topics that need to be urgently discussed. Topics such as Batman attending court to give evidence in Batman Forever & pissing in bushes. Our main event of the episode which is Buskers, Street entertainers & 'celebs' of Kingston upon Thames & Surbiton. We of course get side tracked along the way by Blazin' Squad which seems normal for us. To be honest, the whole episode is one big side tracked conversation from the very start. They also saw a fight, thats fun right?  We still bring some of our segments which this episode include Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway

055 - DEAD TRAMP FLAVOURED VAPE (OAPP TAKEOVER)

Welcome again to a some what peculiar episode of The All Seeing Guys. Due to some geeky timey wimey stuff, the flashpoint paradox altered the timeline, Open All Powers Podcast is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And The All Seeing Guys is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on  takeover.  In this podswap event Gaz & Sam don't just walk a mile in Greg & Joes shoes but run a marathon. Join the guys they talk countryside etiquette, give you the low down on their hometown Oldham, in the wake of the fidget spinner they look back other school fads & much more. With your favourite segments Geezedropping, you didn't ask for it but ours advice anyway & The Matrix gets the Wankerty Wank treatment!    Be sure to get over to the Open All Powers iTunes or Soundcloud page to hear Greg & Joe hosted Open All Powers   Open-all-powers-podcast – Ep-143-no-dissemble-the-all-seeing-guys-takeover   itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ep-14…00389423408&mt=2

051 - SIEGFRIED, ROY & THE POLYAMOROUS UNICORNS.

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Welcome to episode 51 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe go back to basics this week after passing our 50th episode milestone & letting Harry Bone loose on the show last episode. This week we give an update on the feedback from the Flat Earthers (Flatties) regarding our previous Flat Earth episode, we talk Greg popping up in the recent music video from The Lounge Kittens, ask who would you bang out of Siegfried & Roy? We give a 2017 update on new internet crazes & look at London's Hedonistic, Polyamorous Unicorn Movement, The Warriors gets the w*nkerty w*nk treatment & much more madness.   Enjoy

049 - THE FLAT EARTH PLUNGE

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Welcome to episode 49 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, after a run of rum & guest heavy episodes we take a step back and have a chilled conversation about a man who puts fish up his bum, ok, it's not that chilled & we still have rum. We also look into the rise of Flat Earthers & really go into the belief behind The flat Earth, then we get side tracked, at one point we are discussing the evolution of DVD menus, the cancelled reality show 'Eden', #Plunge or #Gunge becomes a thing & Bill Pullmans Independence Day speech gets the Wankerty W*nk treatment.  We end with the awesome new track from The Brasskats, so plenty of reasons to listen!

048 - A WELL ENDOWED KEBAB WITH JACK WEBBER

Welcome to episode 48 with our special guest Jack Webber, who joins us to talk all things Kebab. We indulge in the Eden Special from the Eden Kebab menu in our town Kingston, talk kebab love & consumption then cover the 2017 Kebab awards, news from the awards & the winners! Warning: Will contain kebab puns! 

As the episode goes on & our bottle of rum gets less full we go in on what the titles of our autobiographies would be based on our crazy adventures & then go IN on what could be our best Agony Aunt segment to date. It gets.... weird. 

You don't want to miss this episode, just hit download & enjoy now!


Note: Greg is a little quiet at the start of the show but we sort it during & then it's great sound.
 

047 - SELF AWARE FRIDGE, WITH THIS ONE.

Welcome to episode 47 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe. This week we have a slightly segment heavier episode & some recent bizarre news stories. Kicking off with Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, most of which this week were sent in by you listeners. Talking the recent lost & found Police Marijuana news stories, we pitch made up movie stories to one another including 'The Self Aware Fridge'. We express our Bee in the Bonnet with Facebook chat such as 'Hubby, Wifey & This One'. List of the week is 'Female cartoon characters' who wet your whistle. Along with our Agony Aunt segment & the return of 'Wankerty W*nk'.

046 - SAVE THE LAST AVOCADO

Welcome to episode 46 of The All Seeing Guys, Greg & Joe go straight in on Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, getting massively side tracked and accidentally create All Seeing Guys the musical. We briefly talk our disgust for Independence Day 2. Then look over some of the recent unusual news stories covering Avocados, Vegan Cafe beef, Adult books accidentally sold to kids, the increase in cock ring incidents, the movie Save The Last Dance & more madness. Greg goes for a wee & Joe does an Irish accent. Of course we dish out our unwanted agony aunt advice & end with a banger of track 'All I've Known' by the mighty 'Iron Duke', formally Violent Offender.  More than enough reasons to listen.

045 - PORN, SEX & TALES FROM THE HORSE PADDOCK WITH ELOISE TRANTER

Episode 45 of The All Seeing Guys & it's a special one for Valentines Day! Greg & Joe are joined by Ellie (not the grey haired old lady in the episode artwork) who featured on our Fighting Cocks episode last year, but this time we have her all to ourselves & the topic of conversation is a fun one (Sorry to our families). Join us as we talk Porn, sex & Ellie shares tales from the horse paddock. Of course conversation takes a few turns, sexy teachers, porn scenarios we've been in, one night stands, losing virginity, sex dolls, Jehovah witnesses along with our Geezedropping & unwanted agony aunt advice segments & much more! (We have a slight audio issue for last bit but it's all good)

044 - EVER FELT SO SEXY YOU SH*T YOURSELF?

Episode 44 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe & it's a fun packed show. Greg, Joe & a bottle of rum make their way through the poshest baby names, Eastenders & life in soap land, people who repeatedly press the button at the traffics lights, the most offensive swear words & our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & our giving our unwanted agony advice in 'You Didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Really enjoyed recording this episode, one of our faves. One of those rare episodes when Greg shocks Joe. We finish with a track from local band Head Plague, who made our theme tune. 

043 - 2016 REVIEW & THE C*NT AWARDS WITH ED WOODERSON

Our 2016 review episode is here! We look back over the highs & lows from last year & we are not alone. We are joined by the third leg of our tripod, the 'and' in our fish and chips, our swiss army knife, our best friend & returning guest Ed. 

Join us as we look back at Great British Bake Off madness, top tv shows, movies & drone popularity & much more from 2016 & out first ever C*nt awards! Calling out our top personal c*nts of last year. Join us for the ride. 

042 - 'STRUMMING BOLLOCKS GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM'

This episode of TASG we sit back & have a good old chinwag. After going in on Gaming & Scientology recently & our huge 2016 wrap up episode coming next we thought we'd go a bit easy on this weeks episode.

We talk getting shit on by birds, actual birds, how the hit sitcom show Roseanne ended for some reason, an update on fast food establishments names that have caught our eye recently, our dream of opening a hot dog stand out Primark for all the guys that just wait outside while their missus goes in & much more. We talk the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special & play the outtakes from our cameo on the show. Along with segments Geezedroping & Show Joe Sh*t where he gives he thoughts the new trailers The Mummy, Transformers, The Last Knight & Baywatch.

Check out the Casa Mirth Podcast Christmas special 2016 here:

www.casamirth.com/christmas16/

041 - EP 4: SCIENTOLOGY

Episode 41 of The All Seeing Guys is here! It maybe Christmas but we decided f*ck that & talk about Scientology instead. So join us as dive into the 'facts' & fun of Scientology & it members. Well, we talk about Tom Cruise & John Travolta more than we should but that's the fun part right?. That's not all though, we dive back into our sausage roll segment with an important update, The Walking Dead keeps popping up & much more madness. Of course we go in on our two fave segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You Didn't Ask For it but here's our advice', where we return to incest. We also sing the Frasier theme... again.

040 - GAMING WITH JASON ARMSTRONG

Episode 40 of The All Seeing Guys! This episode Greg & Joe are joined by Greg's younger brother Jason Armstrong to talk all things Gaming. Join us for a nostalgic, present day & a look to the future view on video games. From consoles & handhelds to Mobile phones. Toejam & Earl, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fallout, Uncharted to Tetris. Of course, we talk about all this in true All Seeing Guys fashion with our fave segments 'Geezedropping' in which we share snippets of conversations over heard by strangers & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' where we give agony aunt advice to people who didn't ask us for it. If you are still reading this just press play & listen, you came this far.

039 - TOP 5 ANYTHING

Welcome to episode 39 of The All Seeing Guys podcast. This week Greg & Joe dive into each others 'Top 5 Anything'. By throwing categories at one another from 'Top 5 theme tunes' to 'people you hate but never actually met' & insane conversation ensues.... that's podcasting people! So tag along for the adventure into nostalgia & craziness along with our comedy segments, snippets of strangers over heard conversations in 'Geezedropping' & giving unwanted advice to agony aunt letters not written to us.

038 - 'TAKE THAT INTERNET': UNPLANNED WITH CHRIS FORDREY

Welcome to episode 38 of The All Seeing Guys. This week is a special episode as once again we have no set topics or points to discuss just pure unplanned conversation. Joining us as the conversation descends into drunken madness is our dear friend & bassist to the mighty Earthtide Chis 'Chris' Fordrey! We go in on Star Wars, hat knowledge from Jaws (you did read that right) TV shows ranging from childhood favourites Mr Bean, The Crystal Maze & You Bet! to current releases such as Breaking Bad & The Walking Dead. We look back at school mufti days, ask the big questions such as 'Where does Gary Lineker keep his crisps?' & more. Along with our popular segments 'Geezedropping' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' We can promise you it's going to be a fun packed episode! There may be some incest.

037 - "I'M DANNY DYER & AQUAMAN CAN EAT MY SHIT"

Welcome to episode 37 & Kingston upon Thames Town Ambassador Moses lives! we share our love for Danny Dyer, his tweets, movies & TV shows where of course conversation turns other topics such as an Earthworm Jim porno. Joe doesn't care about movies like Greg does & gives no f*cks about upcoming films. So to gauge Joes judgemental reactions Greg shows him the following trailers John Wick 2, Justice League, where Joe expresses his opinion of Aquaman, Army Of One, Rings & Doctor Strange. Along with some agony aunts, will one be a problem of incest? Maybe?... we know the answer is yes. 

Playing us out is Earthtide with 'Saragossa Speedway' taken from their new ep 'Live, Loud & Loaded'

036 - THE END IS NIGH, PREPPERS & #SQUADGOALS

Episode 36 of TASG & we welcome Tom Snape who joins us to talk Preppers, those who hope for the best & prepare for the worst. The worst being the end of days. Join us as we dive into the reasons to start getting your sh*t together for the end of the world & how to survive. As always it's gets weird as we design our weapons to protect ourselves realise we would be the arseholes who show up in a Walking Dead episode along with Geezedropping & taking on weird mums in our agony aunts.

#PODCASTDAY SPECIAL WITH JAY & TONY

Crossover for intl podcast day! We join forces with Jay & Tony from the How To Write A Tune Podcast to celebrate International #PodcastDay by bringing aspects of each other's show & diving into actual podcasting.... just chatting. No agenda, notes, guidelines just compete unplanned mayhem. We get more drunk & wasted as the show goes on. Covering many topics such as language today, Bruce Willis (a lot of Bruce Willis), podcasting, international podcast day, that freestyler song, Joe goes over his worst 'hit in the bollocks' moments, avoiding spoilers in trailers, cross fit explained & so much more.

Celebrate Intl Podcast Day by listening to Greg, Joe, Jay & Tonys intl #PodcastDay Podcast special!

035 - "EAT YOUR MUNCH" & THE JOHN BARROWMAN BOYS

This week on The All Seeing Guys, Greg rants about 'phishing' after receiving a spam iTunes email, Joe brings up the idea of buying celebrity sperm, then we discuss recent news stories such as Gran close to birthing own gran daughter, a baby punched in a supermarket, Strange Guinness World records where we uncover the only true way to destroy John Barrowman. in an ode to one year since we put episode 9 out where we did an incest special agony aunt we celebrate by... doing another incest special. Along with other segments Geezedropping & Wankerty Wank. Enjoy.