088 - CAN'T UN-KICK A SEAGULL

Welcome to episode 88 of The All Seeing Guys. Greg talks doors (yes, doors) and Elvis self service check outs. We dive into a theme this episode, we talk about 'Embarrassment'. How easily embarrassed we are? How do we deal with embarrassing moments? Can you actually die from embarrassment? which leads us to a 'fun' list of embarrassing deaths, which turn out to be more undignified than anything.

We take a look at odd news stories, are the foxes really the infamous cat killers? Should we judge an adult man who faked having down syndrome just to trick carers into changing his nappy?... we all know Joes feelings on adults acting like babies. Then we talk Seagull kicking... there's something for everyone this episode.

082 - WELCOME TO JOE DESCRIBES INFINITY WAR

Episode 82 of The All Seeing Guys. We mix things up a little this week, giving Geezedropping a rest and kicking off with Wankerty Wank, Silence of the Lambs style. We talk about a woman who was in the news recently for drinking her dogs urine for 'health' reasons and we wish the story ended there but it really doesn't. 

Greg finally see's the film based on one of his favourite books, Ready Player One and has a few thoughts. Joe who isn't the comic book movie geek Greg is and hasn't seen the Marvel movies, takes it upon himself to explain Infinity War and more of the MCU from things he's simply read on the internet.... it's pretty funny.

We have many other random conversations and end as usual with giving some bad Agony Aunt advice. 

080 - HAND JOB DEMON

It's episode 80 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Jo and we are celebrating the shows 3rd birthday! Unlike previous birthday episodes where we get smashed and go for two plus hours, we show our age here by starting smashed... then passing out early and picking up where we left from hungover in the morning swapping rum for orange juice.

With no set agenda we just go in talking about the last three years of the show, how it has changed (or hasn't really changed at all) look back at favourite episodes, talk reality shows like Love Island and how we just don't get it, a horror film we thought was new but isn't about a cabin haunted by ghost that w*nks you to death and much more.

For an episode where we don't have much to talk about, we certainly have a lot to say. Of course we have our segments 'Geezedropping' and answer some agony in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'.

enjoy folks

079 - GREG RUNS A MARATHON

Welcome to episode 79 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg and Joe head North to the Lake District with the whole gang Ed, Sarah, Lizzie and Indiana. We catch up with two of our friends Dan and Stuart and spend a few days loving Lake Windermere.

The reason we are at Lake Windermere? Greg and Dan are running the Lake Windermere Marathon. Joe takes control of the Zoom Mic and chats to Greg before and after the run. Joe and the gang also fill in the gaps as Greg and Dan are busy running 26.2 miles by chatting and encouraging the other runners in their own special way.

A really fun and unique episode of the show, one you won't want to miss.

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078 - TUNA BOLL*CKS

Welcome to episode 78 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast. after a busy couple of episodes Greg and Joe just sit down see where the conversation takes them. The sun was out and with it brings the idea of sweaty tuna balls, Greg share's two recents events that occurred to him including losing his wallet and getting caught short while out on a run. We talk Kayne West, Jim Carrey, look at some funny recent news stories and of course go in on a fun agony aunt at the end.

077 - ALL LISTENING MIX

Welcome to a special episode of The All Seeing Guys, we talk independent music, our experience when we were making music, the amazing local bands we met and got to perform with, the awesome bands still killing today and we play some pretty awesome tracks throughout the episode. With music from Textal, Methodical, Devour Ballads, High Frequency, AnyWhoMusic, Resuscitators, Dicerollers and TAU. It's a great mix of tunes and a fun episode. This episode is brought to by Sudio. Currently, the headphones market can offer you one of two things: style or tech. Fashionable headphones tend to lack the proper sound quality, and high-tech variations are bulky and not design oriented. Sudio want to bridge that gap. While emphasising their modern, Scandinavian design. Use the discount code ALLSEEING to receive 15% off any purchase goo.gl/amiUvA

074 - SUSPENDERS & PASTRIES WITH ED WOODERSON

Welcome to episode 74 of The All Seeing Guys and we are once again joined by our swiss army knife, Ed Wooderson. I won't lie, this episode spirals to some pretty odd places. From Sex Dolls, Facebook friends, Cyclists, and many more wonderful enlightening topics. With our segments Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & you didn't ask for our advice but here it is anyway it's a hell of an episode. Hope your brain is ready for it, ours weren't

071 - 'THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD, BUT I WAS HORNY' WITH RHYS DAVIES

Welcome to episode 71 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we are joined by Gregs just turned Eighteen year old Godson, Rhys Davies. Our youngest ever guest brings a fresh perspective to our angry point of view on modern living as we dive into a few bizarre news stories. From fetishes, penis bleaching, people eating Tide laundry detergent to sex worker injuries and much more. We go in and let the conversation grab us by the wrists and drag us down some dark back streets. It's a real fun episode and Rhys fits in perfect as a third host rather than a guest. We end with a new track from Greg and Joes hiphop alter egos... Dicerollers.

069 - THE ALL BROKEN GUYS

From illness to injury, Greg and Joe are in no fit state to podcast, which actually makes it the perfect state to podcast in. Welcome to episode 69 of The All Seeing Guys. Things kick off pretty quickly as we fall into the made up world of 'Philip and his dog housemate, Stephen'. Joe shares a few moans about being ill, Greg talks about his trip to hospital, we give a mini belated review of Justice League then chime in on the upcoming Royal Wedding which of course takes us in a Monarchy based direction.... I'm sure things are said that shouldn't be.  We end the episode with a banger from Kingston heroes, RUMPSTEPPERS.

068 - APPRACA-RAPTURE!

In a fun back to basics episode of the All Seeing Guys, Greg and Joe sit down after a few intoxications and let their imaginations run wild and pitch original movie ideas to one another, from the Government hiring illusionists to fake the rapture to Bruce Willis being sacked from acting when suddenly terrorists attack the building then we go in on movie talk in general, but a pop culture podcast this isn't. We start with Geezedropping and end with 'Show Joe sh*t' where we watch the Pacific Rim 2 trailer. Of course, as always, we get side tracked along the way.

067 - A LOT HAS HAPPENED!

Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast. We had been bulk recording episodes to free up some time for ourselves. This episode is the first one recorded after our break... and trust us, A LOT HAS HAPPENED. Join us for a very drunk episode 67 where Greg and Joe get straight back to it, talk times they volunteered for market research, catch up with the recent changes and Greg talks child birth (he has stories), the arrival of little baby Indiana, but of course, being this podcast, the Nativity is isn't. We also talk about and end with a track from Kingston upon Thames newest heroes.... Swearwolves. A real fun, eye opening and very drunk episode.

066 - THE KINDA COP OUT SPECIAL EPISODE

Welcome to a special episode of The All Seeing Guys where we do our first cop out... kinda. Greg and Joe still host the show and start with the eavesdropping segement, Geezedropping! Then we share un-heard clips, from outtakes, cut audio from previous episodes, clips from episodes we never released including one we recorded sat outside on a sunny day. It's a lot of fun featuring a whole stack of guests including Calum James Wright, Chris Fordrey, Jack Webber, Harry Bone, Ed Wooderson, Eloise Tranter, Ben Monopoli and Elizabeth Armstrong. At the end of the episode is a special extra, a mini episode hosted drunkenly by Jack and Joe who are sat at the spot (a wall by a car park in Kingston) eating a kebab in the early hours of the morning talking about... well, lets just say they are talking.

063 - THE RITZ CRICKER & DICK DISTURBANCE RADIO PLAY & COMPANION EPISODE.

It's finally here! Our radio play, Ritz Cricker and Dick Disturbance: Rise Of The Moonwalkers. This is a special episode featuring the radio play along with an intro and outro from The All Seeing GuysWe have been working on this radio play for well over a year, from drafting ideas, story lines, characters, to writing, performing, recording and producing it. A huge amount of time & effort went into this & we are proud with the result. We will release the play on it's own for anyone to listen who doesn't wish to hear this whole episode. For our usual listeners, this episode has the full play in it, along with an intro and outro from Greg and Joe giving you a deeper insight into the madness that lead us here.  A huge thanks to everyone who has helped us with this, our listeners for encouraging us to make this, and to our awesome friends for lending their voices, thanks Jack Webber, Ben Monopoli and Elizabeth Armstrong. A sequel is already being written, so plenty of chances for you to appear in the next one. So wack on your headphones, turn off your brain & switch to disbelief mode. It's going to get weird.

062 - JOE PUSHES FOR A WEDDING EPISODE

This episode starts as one thing but Joe really pushes for us to talk about weddings. So join us as share funny stories from weddings we attended from drunken mishaps to the speeches.  Joe also watches a Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 & even watches an episode of Game Of Thrones. He liked one, hated the other.  Join The All Seeing Guys as a planned episode quickly turns into unplanned madness.

061 - ROCK BARLOW & THE SEASONED ARSEHOLE WITH OPEN ALL POWERS.

Welcome to episode 61 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg & Joe are joined by Gaz & Sam from the Open All Powers Podcast over the Skype waves to go totally Unplanned! The guys talk some recent movie news including Fast & Furious, Ready Player One & Liam Neeson retiring from action movies.   We talk a lot about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & his endless movie franchise crashing & pitch a possible role in Coronation Street for him, parkour, Red Dwarf & much more! That's the badger!  Along with our segments Geezedropping & a Wankerty Wank double as Gaz & Sam and Greg & Joe take a movie speech each with the Porn twist! It's a real fun episode & we were so glad to finally record this cross over episode with Open All Powers

059 - CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS

Welcome to episode 59 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, this week the guys go unplanned & see where the conversation takes them & as expected it takes us to some weird places, mainly sharing stories of bizarre interactions we have had with strangers. Greg shares the story of when a stranger threw up on to his dick & some of the encounters he's had out on his runs, Joe pitches his new movie/TV show idea, a retirement home for super heroes & villains. The guys also invent the worlds most useless super hero.... Captain Oblivious.  Enjoy, its an odd one for sure but we had so much fun just letting our minds run free this episode.

058 - CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A SHOTGUN?

Episode 58 of The All Seeing Guys, and it's about to get weird in a kinky sexual way. this episode Greg & Joe look at rather odd sexual stories, from landlord feet licking in exchange for free rent, a shotgun in vagina & one of them goes off... guess which? we also look at a great list of things guys have been caught trying to have sex with and lots more.   On top of all that we end with a 'show joe Shit' special where we drunkenly settle down to watch some of the new trailers that dropped from Comic Con (SDCC 2017) and Joe gives his thoughts, which we know aren't won't be 'I want to see that'.  Its a fun fast paced episode.  Enjoy

057 - LOST IN DAVE

Welcome to episode 57 of The All Seeing Guys, this week Greg & Joe talk Gay TV for some reason, then jump into some recent bizarre news stories they have come across! News stories such as a guy searching for a personal assistant in a way that backfires, the new trend of astral projection sex & more. The guys pitch their family unfriendly animated movie idea about two sperm who go on huge adventure. Along with our segments Geezedropping where we hear snippets of other peoples conversations & dish our agony aunt advice in 'You didn't ask for t but here's our advice anyway'.  A real fun episode, enjoy!    Tuck it in.

055.5 - NO DISSEMBLE - TASG TAKEOVER OPEN ALL POWERS PODCAST

For those who may have missed it or were left somewhat confused by the last episode where Gaz & Sam from Open All Powers hosted, this is the episode of their podcast that he hosted in our podswap.  Yes yes yes Power People! Welcome one again to a some what peculiar episode of Open All Powers. Due to the flashpoint paradox altering the timeline, OAPP is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And TASG is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on podswap takeover. The fellas discuss the latest trailers and movies that made them cry as a child. Greg breaks down a couple of flicks he managed to catch on a recent flight and what remakes and reboots we can expect in the next few years. The wolf of Kingston Jack Webber is back for a report on his top 3 most anticipated movies of 2017 as well as a look back at the classic Short Circuit. Enjoy!   Big shouts and respect to Gaz and Sam for taking part in this & letting us loose on their show.

055 - DEAD TRAMP FLAVOURED VAPE (OAPP TAKEOVER)

Welcome again to a some what peculiar episode of The All Seeing Guys. Due to some geeky timey wimey stuff, the flashpoint paradox altered the timeline, Open All Powers Podcast is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And The All Seeing Guys is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on  takeover.  In this podswap event Gaz & Sam don't just walk a mile in Greg & Joes shoes but run a marathon. Join the guys they talk countryside etiquette, give you the low down on their hometown Oldham, in the wake of the fidget spinner they look back other school fads & much more. With your favourite segments Geezedropping, you didn't ask for it but ours advice anyway & The Matrix gets the Wankerty Wank treatment!    Be sure to get over to the Open All Powers iTunes or Soundcloud page to hear Greg & Joe hosted Open All Powers   Open-all-powers-podcast – Ep-143-no-dissemble-the-all-seeing-guys-takeover   itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/ep-14…00389423408&mt=2