Hungover from the drunken mayhem that was episode 27 Greg & Joe take a more chilled approach to this episode. Talking Blink 182 playing our town Kingston, Joe has Geezedropping story involving Twenty One Pilots, a homeless woman & funeral, then we talk REALITY TV! what we watched, watched we didn't, was was hot, what was not, we actually have a conversation but fear not! we very much lower the tone lower than we have before with our agony aunt segment. Enjoy!
027 - ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY PARTY! GET YOUR CLIPS OUT!
Here it is! Episode 27, our One Year party episode where we are in full party spirit & very drunk, maybe too drunk or not drunk enough, you decide! We look over the past year, revisit topics from episode one including the full 2016 Kebab awards, Greg revisits Nandos, celebrity chefs making vape flavours, Bruce Forsyth in Die Hard & much more! Featuring HTWAT, LAB, Open All Powers, Screams & Moans, CWF, Strange times, High Rise, The Observers, The Cocks, Podnose, This Shite Podcast, Empty Rant ending up with a live Rage Against The Machine cover from Earthtide ft Dicerollers.
026 - WHO KILLING DEM CATS, SAUSAGE ROLLING, BALLCUZI & MORE
This episode WE. GO. IN!! The All Seeing Guys bring you episode 26 where shit goes up a notch. Join us dive in to Nandos new menu, secret banter sauce, Joe watches & talks the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody in the name of 'research', we talk the Croydon Cat killer & pitch it as series 3 of 'Serial', throwing in some Geezedropping, Joes Corner, Agony aunts & sausage rolls! We give shouts to other fave shows & an awesome update on one of Kingston's many live music heroes High Rise. Big question, What's a Ballcuzi? Find out by pressing play!
Remember next episode is our one year celebration show so send us s birthday message! Record it on your phone! Can just be audio & email it to theallseeinguys@gmail.com
025 - JUMANJI REMAKE, FIRST JOB & THE 2016 CELEBRITY CULL
Welcome to Episode 25 of TASG with Greg & Joe. In this episode we are drunkenly joined by our best friend, the third wheel to our reliant robin (and by third wheel I mean the important leading first wheel), our lobster, Ed Wooderson. Join us as talk Jay-Zs new cardigan to him warm in the shade Beyonce thew on him, we pitch our idea for the Jumanji movie reboot, ask what would happen if you swapped body with a stranger, dive into our first ever jobs, Joe burps, we look over the Celebrity death cull of 2016 with fresh updates & prediction because are horrible people with no souls. Enjoy the show!!!
024 - OUR ENDS, KINGSTON UPON THAMES & THE FALLEN DOWN
EPISODE 24 of TASG 'Our Ends, Kingston upon Thames & The Fallen Down Phone Boxes'. Firstly I apologise for sound quality not being as on point, it's not bad though & doesn't effect the show. Joe decided to eat the microphone so he's louder than usual at some points but I'm sure he's not sorry. We talk the fallen down phone boxes, a local Kebab award win, laser quest, a vicious attack on a police blanket, shops that have come & gone such as Books, Bits & Bobs. We answer the big question, is Kingston built over a hell mouth like Sunnydale in Buffy? How awesome would it be if we close the town & play paintball in it? & Whats this 'interested' bollocks on Facebook? We round up with looking at some spooky goings on & our Wankety Wank segment!
023 - HOW MANY TATTOOS YOU GOT? ft GAZ WOOLCOCKS
Welcome to episode 23! This episode we are talking tattoos! 'How many you got?' Greg & Joe are joined by Caz who works in Old London Road Tattoos in Kingston. Join us as we dive into the world of ink in true All Seeing Guys fashion. We talk first tats, what it was, what it is now, Malaya tattoos, Gregs favourite barcode, evil parents, the horrid TV shows that are all the rage now, The daughters of Joes dentist, David Beckham, answer some tattoo themed agony aunts & expose the secret that is Greg & Joes podcast drinking game. We answer the big questions such as 'does it hurt?, should I get one? Should I get a Sea cucumber tattooed on myself?' So stop reading this & hit play!
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021 - THE THREE STAGES OF HOLIDAYS, WOWZERS & PUB QUIZ
Welcome to Episode 21, this week Greg tells the tale of a recent bizarre encounter he had with one of the many personalities Kingston town has to offer, Joe bumps into a Town Ambassador we discussed previously, then we kick back & have a chilled reminisce of childhood family holidays all the way up to boys weekend in Amsterdam, including stories of Greg almost drowning in cow manure, Joe's time in Kids club, Greg reveals his final words in a moment he thought he was going to perish & Joe goes fishing.
We take a brief visit back to The Fighting Cocks Bar & Live Music Venue as we host the pub quiz & share some of the mayhem with you. Ending with a Kingston Band who are no longer around but still very much built into the fountadtions of Kingston's awesome live music scene we give you Danny Fontaine And The Horns Of Fury!
019 - MODEM LOVE
Welcome to episode 19! Modem Love. Yes we know it's says Modem, it's meant too. Join Joe & Greg for an episode we thought we were too drunk to even do (setting up the mics etc seem to take just as long as recording the episode itself). We pushed through & as always had a blast, this time talking dating, online, supermarket meet ups, old fashion courting, fetishes & much more. So if talk of trotting on a horse as an alternative to taking the morning after pill peaks your interest then join us! It's better if you get wasted like we were recording it to listen. We don't end with a band his week, but try something a little different instead.
Enjoy.
014 - SPORTING ENTHUSIAST GREG & JOE & CLOG CLOBBING
This episode we talk 'Sport', but in true All Seeing Guys fashion! join us as we relive football at school break time! (if you went to school with us then you may well get a mention on this one), Greg talks about his awkward meeting with ex Chelsea player 'Steve Clarke'. Learn about low key sports such as Clog clobbing, Dwarf throwing, The wankathon, & hairy back growing! Joes corner reopens previous tales of 'Tree fucking' & 'Creepy clowns in vans', and of course our unwanted agony aunt advice! This week we end with the amazing local heroes 'Anonymous Tip'! We give podlove to 'The L.A.B podcast' & 'Caution, Wet Floors'. This will be the last episode until our Christmas Special in Mid December! then we'll back in full force!
009 - TOWN AMBASSADORS
The All Seeing Guys Greg & Joe return to the captains table with spiced rum fuelling their minds as they discuss & banter their way through their most un-pc episode yet. We start off with our segment 'Geezedropping', for weeks we have been making note of odd snippets we hear from peoples conversation and discussing it ourselves. This episodes topic is 'local town nuts' to be blunt, we all know them, or know of them, or have seen them out & about so we are learning about a few popular local ones & sharing stories, theories & love for them making our towns rightfully theirs, we talk The Wizard of Sutton, Moses of Kingston & many more. But thats not all, we have our agony aunt segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'....INCEST SPECIAL!!!!!
We also end with a track from local up & coming hardcore/metal band 'High Rise'.
How have you not pressed play already?