Welcome to Episode 25 of TASG with Greg & Joe. In this episode we are drunkenly joined by our best friend, the third wheel to our reliant robin (and by third wheel I mean the important leading first wheel), our lobster, Ed Wooderson. Join us as talk Jay-Zs new cardigan to him warm in the shade Beyonce thew on him, we pitch our idea for the Jumanji movie reboot, ask what would happen if you swapped body with a stranger, dive into our first ever jobs, Joe burps, we look over the Celebrity death cull of 2016 with fresh updates & prediction because are horrible people with no souls. Enjoy the show!!!
024 - OUR ENDS, KINGSTON UPON THAMES & THE FALLEN DOWN
EPISODE 24 of TASG 'Our Ends, Kingston upon Thames & The Fallen Down Phone Boxes'. Firstly I apologise for sound quality not being as on point, it's not bad though & doesn't effect the show. Joe decided to eat the microphone so he's louder than usual at some points but I'm sure he's not sorry. We talk the fallen down phone boxes, a local Kebab award win, laser quest, a vicious attack on a police blanket, shops that have come & gone such as Books, Bits & Bobs. We answer the big question, is Kingston built over a hell mouth like Sunnydale in Buffy? How awesome would it be if we close the town & play paintball in it? & Whats this 'interested' bollocks on Facebook? We round up with looking at some spooky goings on & our Wankety Wank segment!
023 - HOW MANY TATTOOS YOU GOT? ft GAZ WOOLCOCKS
Welcome to episode 23! This episode we are talking tattoos! 'How many you got?' Greg & Joe are joined by Caz who works in Old London Road Tattoos in Kingston. Join us as we dive into the world of ink in true All Seeing Guys fashion. We talk first tats, what it was, what it is now, Malaya tattoos, Gregs favourite barcode, evil parents, the horrid TV shows that are all the rage now, The daughters of Joes dentist, David Beckham, answer some tattoo themed agony aunts & expose the secret that is Greg & Joes podcast drinking game. We answer the big questions such as 'does it hurt?, should I get one? Should I get a Sea cucumber tattooed on myself?' So stop reading this & hit play!
Like, subscribe, share, comment & review! Tuck it in!
022 - JUMP STREET & THE FALL OF THE FAM
Welcome to Episode 22 of The All Seeing Guys, this week we drunkenly banter our way through a whole range of topics. We talk the new Ghostbusters movie with a live trailer reaction from Joe, Men in Black & a realisation about Will Smith, how awesome dinner is at our friends Eds & Sarah's place, calling in sick at work (flies flying into eyes being a 9/11 conspiracy), putting words such as 'Fam, Roadman & Squad' to rest in 2015 & looking at fresh updates for 2016, & one of our fave subjects, eateries & takeouts! We go for a Naughty Frangos, talk Wimpy, McGangbangs (cue our new 'Bun Burger, Bun, Bun, Bun Burger Bun Bun' song) & tuck in some Yelp reviews. Get this in your ears!
021 - THE THREE STAGES OF HOLIDAYS, WOWZERS & PUB QUIZ
Welcome to Episode 21, this week Greg tells the tale of a recent bizarre encounter he had with one of the many personalities Kingston town has to offer, Joe bumps into a Town Ambassador we discussed previously, then we kick back & have a chilled reminisce of childhood family holidays all the way up to boys weekend in Amsterdam, including stories of Greg almost drowning in cow manure, Joe's time in Kids club, Greg reveals his final words in a moment he thought he was going to perish & Joe goes fishing.
We take a brief visit back to The Fighting Cocks Bar & Live Music Venue as we host the pub quiz & share some of the mayhem with you. Ending with a Kingston Band who are no longer around but still very much built into the fountadtions of Kingston's awesome live music scene we give you Danny Fontaine And The Horns Of Fury!
020 - HOW TO WRITE A PODCAST ft JAY & TONY FROM HOW TO WRITE A TUNE
Episode 20 of The All Seeing Guys is here & it's a special one! Two podcasts, four hosts, One episode. We are joined by Tony & Jay from the very popular podcast 'How To Write a Tune' in their studio (still following?). If you ever wondered what we are actually doing when we bang on about 'Podcasting' then this is the one for you! Join the four of us as we talk the world of Podcasts, why we do it, how we do it, & ...Spice Girls? Theres plenty of laughs along the way. Seeing as we have Jay & Tony on the show we end with a track from their band awesome The Brass Kats.
TASG & HTWAT: How To Write A Podcast
Enjoy!
019 - MODEM LOVE
Welcome to episode 19! Modem Love. Yes we know it's says Modem, it's meant too. Join Joe & Greg for an episode we thought we were too drunk to even do (setting up the mics etc seem to take just as long as recording the episode itself). We pushed through & as always had a blast, this time talking dating, online, supermarket meet ups, old fashion courting, fetishes & much more. So if talk of trotting on a horse as an alternative to taking the morning after pill peaks your interest then join us! It's better if you get wasted like we were recording it to listen. We don't end with a band his week, but try something a little different instead.
Enjoy.
018.5 - WHAT'S IN THE SHOTS?
This isn't episode 19, this is episode 18.5, a special behind the scenes, uncut conversation with Calum, the bar Manager from The Fighting Cocks bar which was the main focus of episode 18. We had a funny as fuck drunken chat with Calum & Jack. We could only use 28 mins of it but only because of the episode length time. So here, its all its drunk glory is the full chat with Calum. So much fun, so much drink & the same question asked too many times 'What are in these shots?', after I've also added the full 'Would you rather' & the our time reading a porn mag with Ellie after.
Enjoy.
Episode 19 will be out as normal next week across all of our regular platforms.
018 - DOWN THE FIGHTING COCKS
Episode 18 of The All Seeing Guys is here! You've heard them talk about The Fighting Cocks bar & venue & mention its staff in most of our episodes, however this time Greg & Joe bring you along. Join us as we venture to the pub for a few beers, whiskies & shots whilst talking to the awesome staff on both sides of the bar who make this place what it is. Filled with banter, a very disgusting & incestuous game of 'Would You Rather', coin tossing, a porn magazine, pinball, live music & kebabs. Covering a wide range of subjects that are too ridiculous to even write. It's basically a party as we get more wasted throughout the night. Huge thanks to Jack, Ellie, Callum & George who appear, didn't have time to catch everyone so Reece, Jane & Adams we'll catch you next time. Thanks to Tyrone, Steve & Chris for joining us briefly & of course to the awesome Earthtide who play us out with a live track from the venue of The Cocks. Let's go to the pub!
017 - SEGMENT SHOWCASE
The All Seeing Guys are back with their 17th episode! A bit of a different episode this week, in the wake of 2016 & moving forward with the show we give you a one off 'Segment Showcase'. New segments, along with the current ones but all updated with new jingles. Fear not though, we get massively side tracked at any given moment & had a hell of a lot of fun recording this one! Tackling big subjects such as having a penis with a knuckle it in, using ACME cartoon tactics to catch someone, being too high to go to Five Guys, feeding Joe a blue pill & sending him to a strip bar & much more. We start 2016 with a bang! We end with music from the Sin Kings.
016 - NEW YEAR SPECIAL: "REVIEW OF" '15 AND CALLING '16
It's 2016 & The All Seeing Guys return more intoxicated than usual with their extended New Year celebratory episode! Looking back over 2015 & predicting what 2016 may bring, from fashion, questionable hair styles, celebrity deaths, movie hits & flops, Greg talks Star Wars, Joe talks not giving a sh*t about Star Wars, Ben Afflecks chiselled arsehole chin, Joes opinions on Justin Bieber, Pierce Morgan, being a c%nt & much much more! It's a packed episode! Along with a couple of our comedy segments it's s fun ride!
We give shouts & talk up Podnose & our fave podcasts & those who have supported us such This Shite Podcast, How To Write a tune, LAB podcast, Open All Hours, Strange Times, CTF podcast, Podcheese & many more.
We end with one of our own tracks as 'Dicerollers'. This is Ep 16 & it's going to be a fun ride!
015 - TUCKING IN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WITH HARRY BONE
Episode 15, our Christmas special with a special guest 'Harry Bone'. Our first attempt at recording with three hosts did take a slight hit on the sound quality but not the laughs! Join Greg, Joe & Harry as they discuss Christmas, homemade Snooker tables, wanking in Germany, dentists, shitting in a jiffy bag & so much more! Playing us out is he Wonder Beers with their festive new release 'Lets get pissed at Christmas'. We had a lot fun recording this one so enjoy! Merry Christmas & tuck it in!
014 - SPORTING ENTHUSIAST GREG & JOE & CLOG CLOBBING
This episode we talk 'Sport', but in true All Seeing Guys fashion! join us as we relive football at school break time! (if you went to school with us then you may well get a mention on this one), Greg talks about his awkward meeting with ex Chelsea player 'Steve Clarke'. Learn about low key sports such as Clog clobbing, Dwarf throwing, The wankathon, & hairy back growing! Joes corner reopens previous tales of 'Tree fucking' & 'Creepy clowns in vans', and of course our unwanted agony aunt advice! This week we end with the amazing local heroes 'Anonymous Tip'! We give podlove to 'The L.A.B podcast' & 'Caution, Wet Floors'. This will be the last episode until our Christmas Special in Mid December! then we'll back in full force!
013 - CRAZY INTERNET CRAZIES & THE LUIGI BOARD
Episode 13 of The All Seeing Guys is here! We catch up on what's been going on of late, holidays & such, other podcasters, how many shits Greg had abroad recently, & our usual Geezedropping segment discussing overheard conversations from strangers, then get into this episodes main theme, internet crazes & the crazies doing them! Including Neckronomiate, planking, train surfing, the fire challenge & more! Joes nasty little corner of fear/weird & our unwanted agony advice! A slightly longer episode than usual but we got really into this one. We end with a track from a great Irish garage rock Band 'Petty Youth'.
012 - BEE IN THE BONNET BONANZA!
Episode 12 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe is here, this episode we pull together all our bees in our bonnets and talk through them. From those little annoying yellow Minions to self service till registers. Of course with our comedy segments of eavesdropping on peoples conversations 'Geezedropping', Joes corner of fear/weird, and our unwanted agony advice in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. We end with a track from upcoming acoustic hiphop band 'The Observers'. note: We make it sound at the end like we won't have any more episodes coming till late December. Rest assured, that isn't the case. We will back as usual.
011 - DICKHEADS
Dickheads, from public transport, to drunk attention seekers, we got it covered. That's right, this episode we dive into the world of Dickheads! they are everywhere, including on this podcast, yes, we revile our own dickhead moves! Joe also takes a test on slang words, see how street he really is! with our comedy segments, 'Geezedropping', 'Joe's corner of fear' & show us your agony with 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. This week we end with a track from 'Sanchez vs Fighter Pilot'.
010 - DREAMS, NIGHTMARES & SAMPSONS KETTLE
We hit episode 10! a small milestone so to celebrate we give you 'Dreams, Nightmares & Sampsons Kettle' , join us as we venture deep into the land of the nod, exploring our dreams & nightmares, the funny, the dark, the weird, & the straight up insane. From crying ghost babies to a fight to the death against Elton John armed with a firey sword! Also of course we dive into Joes corner of fear & give shit advice in 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. This week we end with a track from the mighty 'Violent Offender'. Get in!!
009 - TOWN AMBASSADORS
The All Seeing Guys Greg & Joe return to the captains table with spiced rum fuelling their minds as they discuss & banter their way through their most un-pc episode yet. We start off with our segment 'Geezedropping', for weeks we have been making note of odd snippets we hear from peoples conversation and discussing it ourselves. This episodes topic is 'local town nuts' to be blunt, we all know them, or know of them, or have seen them out & about so we are learning about a few popular local ones & sharing stories, theories & love for them making our towns rightfully theirs, we talk The Wizard of Sutton, Moses of Kingston & many more. But thats not all, we have our agony aunt segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'....INCEST SPECIAL!!!!!
We also end with a track from local up & coming hardcore/metal band 'High Rise'.
How have you not pressed play already?
008 - SHITTING!
The All Seeing Guys are back with their 8th episode (we are as surprised as you), join Joe & Greg as this time we talk pointless over sized phone cases & our main topic, which is pretty shit, actually its all shit as we talk shitting (the act of pooping), more the awkward battle of shitting out of home, farting in front of your significant other for the first time & getting caught short. As always we visit 'Joe's corner of fear', and answer other peoples agony aunts in 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & trigger an anti-religious rant I think had been held in for awhile.
Phone cases, shitting, religion, & we end with a track from The Lagan, who'd wanna miss all that?
007 - GREG AND JOE GET OLD & THE YOUTH OF TODAY
After reflecting on the 90s last episode Joe & Greg realised they are getting older so decide in true The All Seeing guys fashion to reflect upon this by talking their usual shit, bollocks & banter while also looking at the youth of today. As always with, Joe's corner of fear' & 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. Enjoy....