071 - 'THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD, BUT I WAS HORNY' WITH RHYS DAVIES

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Welcome to episode 71 of The All Seeing Guys. This episode we are joined by Gregs just turned Eighteen year old Godson, Rhys Davies. Our youngest ever guest brings a fresh perspective to our angry point of view on modern living as we dive into a few bizarre news stories. From fetishes, penis bleaching, people eating Tide laundry detergent to sex worker injuries and much more. We go in and let the conversation grab us by the wrists and drag us down some dark back streets. It's a real fun episode and Rhys fits in perfect as a third host rather than a guest. We end with a new track from Greg and Joes hiphop alter egos... Dicerollers.

070 - LET THAT SINK IN (2017 OVERVIEW)

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Welcome to episode 70 of the All Seeing Guys. New location as we record our first episode in Joes new flat, a couple of mic set up attempts later and we are ready to go.  Greg and Joe talk hand shake techniques, look over the high, lows and the strange events of the dramatic year that was 2017, including the top TV shows, movies and of course... the 2017 celebrity death list.  It goes without saying that of course we spin off into much more madness. Enjoy.

069 - THE ALL BROKEN GUYS

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From illness to injury, Greg and Joe are in no fit state to podcast, which actually makes it the perfect state to podcast in. Welcome to episode 69 of The All Seeing Guys. Things kick off pretty quickly as we fall into the made up world of 'Philip and his dog housemate, Stephen'. Joe shares a few moans about being ill, Greg talks about his trip to hospital, we give a mini belated review of Justice League then chime in on the upcoming Royal Wedding which of course takes us in a Monarchy based direction.... I'm sure things are said that shouldn't be.  We end the episode with a banger from Kingston heroes, RUMPSTEPPERS.

068 - APPRACA-RAPTURE!

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In a fun back to basics episode of the All Seeing Guys, Greg and Joe sit down after a few intoxications and let their imaginations run wild and pitch original movie ideas to one another, from the Government hiring illusionists to fake the rapture to Bruce Willis being sacked from acting when suddenly terrorists attack the building then we go in on movie talk in general, but a pop culture podcast this isn't. We start with Geezedropping and end with 'Show Joe sh*t' where we watch the Pacific Rim 2 trailer. Of course, as always, we get side tracked along the way.

063 - THE RITZ CRICKER & DICK DISTURBANCE RADIO PLAY & COMPANION EPISODE.

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It's finally here! Our radio play, Ritz Cricker and Dick Disturbance: Rise Of The Moonwalkers. This is a special episode featuring the radio play along with an intro and outro from The All Seeing GuysWe have been working on this radio play for well over a year, from drafting ideas, story lines, characters, to writing, performing, recording and producing it. A huge amount of time & effort went into this & we are proud with the result. We will release the play on it's own for anyone to listen who doesn't wish to hear this whole episode. For our usual listeners, this episode has the full play in it, along with an intro and outro from Greg and Joe giving you a deeper insight into the madness that lead us here.  A huge thanks to everyone who has helped us with this, our listeners for encouraging us to make this, and to our awesome friends for lending their voices, thanks Jack Webber, Ben Monopoli and Elizabeth Armstrong. A sequel is already being written, so plenty of chances for you to appear in the next one. So wack on your headphones, turn off your brain & switch to disbelief mode. It's going to get weird.

061 - ROCK BARLOW & THE SEASONED ARSEHOLE WITH OPEN ALL POWERS.

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Welcome to episode 61 of The All Seeing Guys and it's a special one! Greg & Joe are joined by Gaz & Sam from the Open All Powers Podcast over the Skype waves to go totally Unplanned! The guys talk some recent movie news including Fast & Furious, Ready Player One & Liam Neeson retiring from action movies.   We talk a lot about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson & his endless movie franchise crashing & pitch a possible role in Coronation Street for him, parkour, Red Dwarf & much more! That's the badger!  Along with our segments Geezedropping & a Wankerty Wank double as Gaz & Sam and Greg & Joe take a movie speech each with the Porn twist! It's a real fun episode & we were so glad to finally record this cross over episode with Open All Powers

060 - I WANT TO BELIEVE.... KINDA

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Welcome to episode 60 of The All Seeing Guys, the truth maybe out there, but it certainly isn't here as Greg & Joe grab their high powered flash lights walk in to the world of the Paranormal (cue The X Files theme). They explore Aliens, Ghosts, Creatures & take a trip to Hell itself. From Planet Nibriu, Lizard man, Big Foot to Frozen Alien mummies, we got it covered. Do we believe? Are we convinced? Do we even really care?

059 - CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS

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Welcome to episode 59 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, this week the guys go unplanned & see where the conversation takes them & as expected it takes us to some weird places, mainly sharing stories of bizarre interactions we have had with strangers. Greg shares the story of when a stranger threw up on to his dick & some of the encounters he's had out on his runs, Joe pitches his new movie/TV show idea, a retirement home for super heroes & villains. The guys also invent the worlds most useless super hero.... Captain Oblivious.  Enjoy, its an odd one for sure but we had so much fun just letting our minds run free this episode.

058 - CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A SHOTGUN?

Episode 58 of The All Seeing Guys, and it's about to get weird in a kinky sexual way. this episode Greg & Joe look at rather odd sexual stories, from landlord feet licking in exchange for free rent, a shotgun in vagina & one of them goes off... guess which? we also look at a great list of things guys have been caught trying to have sex with and lots more.   On top of all that we end with a 'show joe Shit' special where we drunkenly settle down to watch some of the new trailers that dropped from Comic Con (SDCC 2017) and Joe gives his thoughts, which we know aren't won't be 'I want to see that'.  Its a fun fast paced episode.  Enjoy

056 - "WHO'S YOUR FAVE BUSKER?" "YOUR MUM"

Welcome to episode 56 (although in this episode we are wrongly convinced it's episode 57) of The All Seeing Guys Podcast, Greg & Joe return after last episodes podswap with Open All Powers with many topics that need to be urgently discussed. Topics such as Batman attending court to give evidence in Batman Forever & pissing in bushes. Our main event of the episode which is Buskers, Street entertainers & 'celebs' of Kingston upon Thames & Surbiton. We of course get side tracked along the way by Blazin' Squad which seems normal for us. To be honest, the whole episode is one big side tracked conversation from the very start. They also saw a fight, thats fun right?  We still bring some of our segments which this episode include Geezedropping, Bee in the Bonnet & You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway

055.5 - NO DISSEMBLE - TASG TAKEOVER OPEN ALL POWERS PODCAST

For those who may have missed it or were left somewhat confused by the last episode where Gaz & Sam from Open All Powers hosted, this is the episode of their podcast that he hosted in our podswap.  Yes yes yes Power People! Welcome one again to a some what peculiar episode of Open All Powers. Due to the flashpoint paradox altering the timeline, OAPP is now hosted by Greg and Joe from The All Seeing Guys. And TASG is hosted by Sam and Gaz. It's a full on podswap takeover. The fellas discuss the latest trailers and movies that made them cry as a child. Greg breaks down a couple of flicks he managed to catch on a recent flight and what remakes and reboots we can expect in the next few years. The wolf of Kingston Jack Webber is back for a report on his top 3 most anticipated movies of 2017 as well as a look back at the classic Short Circuit. Enjoy!   Big shouts and respect to Gaz and Sam for taking part in this & letting us loose on their show.

054 - TWO YEAR BIRTHDAY SPECIAL (SLAPPING D*CKS BY THE BORDERS OF BUCKLAND)

Welcome to Episode 54 of The All Seeing Guys & this is a special one as we celebrate the shows 2nd Birthday! So we have a few drinks and look back over some of our favourite past topics such as #cheekynandos #naughtyfrangos, incest, Town Ambassadors, Nic Cage & many of our segments including Geezedropping, Bee in the bonnet & The Lord of the Rings get the Wankery Wank treatment, Greg talks Las Vegas & so much more. it's jam packed episode so hit play/ download & enjoy

050 - THE HARRY BONE SHOW

Episode 50 is here & it's a special one! The Harry Bone Show! After his first guest appearance well over a year ago back in episode 15, countless listeners asked for his return & here it is. Harry is back, with Bonevengence. In this unplanned episode Greg & Joe are cast aside as Harry takes over the show, questioning our methods & exposing our podcasting secrets. We dive in on big topics & questions such as can you butter toast with a vigina? tough fighting talk, IPAs, Bishops, soap operas, marrying a robot, sex dolls & the cheese smuggling adventures of jimmy Maguire.  We end the track with a 'rap song' from Dicerollers.  This really is Harrys episode. You wanted him, you got him. Enjoy.

049 - THE FLAT EARTH PLUNGE

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Welcome to episode 49 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe, after a run of rum & guest heavy episodes we take a step back and have a chilled conversation about a man who puts fish up his bum, ok, it's not that chilled & we still have rum. We also look into the rise of Flat Earthers & really go into the belief behind The flat Earth, then we get side tracked, at one point we are discussing the evolution of DVD menus, the cancelled reality show 'Eden', #Plunge or #Gunge becomes a thing & Bill Pullmans Independence Day speech gets the Wankerty W*nk treatment.  We end with the awesome new track from The Brasskats, so plenty of reasons to listen!