92 - SPOCKTOR WHO

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Chuck Turtleman

Art by: Chimera-Stormhawk (http://chimaera-stormhawk.deviantart.com/)

What’s up, my honkies!

Chuck Turtleman here to tell you all about Episode 92 of the SFJ podcast. First, I regale the listeners with a story of being stabbed by turtle poo, Belasco is excited about the upcoming Settlers vs. Cthulhu movie, and Booze tells us why Belgium is Shit. I explain how to outpoint a mollusk then a pachyderm in the boxing ring, and we all learn some fascinating Australian History.

The News Round Copter is stuck over North Korea this week, but we don’t come away without a slogan. And on this week’s Idiots of Facebook, instead of delving deep into the trials and tribulations of one idiot, we hit on highlights of several of them to bring you a smorgasbord of low IQ narcissism.

Finally, I believe I have proved to Belasco that while perhaps not “anyone” could write a comic book, I certainly could. The only problem with the first two installments was they were too short, so I made them twice as long! I hope you all enjoy Belasco trying to hide his enjoyment of Spockter Who and his dog Bacchewa’s incredible journeys to other planets as much as Booze and I do.

So charge up your robot, put us in your earholes, and set the dog to co-pilot and enjoy the soothing sounds of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast. Don’t worry -I edited.

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91 - BEARDO!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco

There are a lot of beards about these days. And, even though you’d think they’d be a terrible health and safety risk around all those barbecues and snakes, they’ve even got them in Australia now. Especially the men. This week,  SFJ’s hirsute antipodean correspondent Beardo brings us the first of his True Stories from Australian History. Don’t worry, there’s a monkey in it.

In the News Round, we hear about some pretend PVC police lady preposterousness in a Brazilian women’s prison and a Doom Metal “singer” who goes asphalt surfing without a board.  We’ll re-visit our Prison Pen Pals to see if Booze will finally pick one with a pronounceable name.

Later, our Idiots of Facebook segment takes us into the life of a grieving woman and her unique coping mechanisms, Belasco continues to beat the dead horse about role-playing games, and Prof. Turtleman brings us the second part of his Spockter Who saga.

So, suitcase this one and share it with the cellmates, but don’t let the warden catch you with it.

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90 - TAKEN 3: THE TAKENEST

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

In this action-packed episode we reluctantly agree to watch Taken 3, so you don’t have to. It’s got plot holes you could drive a truckload of Albanians through, and not only does nobody actually get Taken this time, it hasn’t even got that Sikh shopkeeper dude from the first one in it. Listen and find out whether we liked it!

We tour a Fleshlight factory with a lovely Czech pornography lady called Wageena, don our dungarees to wrestle a gigantic pig in Texas with some very manly men, then take to the mean streets of New Delhi with our slingshots to protect the President of the United States. We won’t spoil it and say what we were protecting him from, but they’re very, very naughty and like hats, cigarettes, and bananas.

Professor Turtleman submits a comic book for Belasco’s approval, we discuss the possibly magic vagina of Kathy Bates and conclude our dramatic reading of possibly the most idiotic Facebook drama of all time.

Oh, and we’ve had a listener complaint. From the Hindu Monkey God Hanuman.
Stick it in your ear, my honkies! Or we will find you, etc, etc.

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89 - SFJ SELL OUT

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

We’re back, and chock full of ads!

Yes, the SweetFeatheryJesus.com podcast is sponsored now, and in addition to all the Far East and monkey humor you’ve grown accustomed to, SFJ is also now a place to find products and services you’ll love!  Just be sure and enter the codename “Jesus.”  Oh, only we won’t be joking about the Far East any more. Or Belgium. We wouldn’t want to upset our sponsors.

With all that sweet, juicy podcast money, we can afford to bring you this extra length bumper episode featuring a brand new bit from our host… Belasco’s Comic Book Corner.  You won’t believe whose son is a famous comic book writer now. I’ll give you a clue… he doesn’t go by the name Stephen King Jr.  In the News Round™ we take to the skies in the Turtleman Copter over Kansas and Oklahoma City for two – count ’em, two – monkey stories and two songs about monkeys to go with them.

Turtleman takes us on a walk down memory lane and shares a story of poop, mama gorillas, breast milk, and young love.  Also, for probably the first time ever, he regales us with the story of his grandad’s pet monkeys, Pete and Miss Pete (Pete was the boy monkey).

Finally, we have an Idiots of Facebook featuring Idiots so stupid that it broke the podcast and made it have to be two parts. We’ll bring you the rest of it on episode 90. All this, plus animal pugilism, Rihanna incarcerated in a safari park, and much much more, on a very special Sweet Feathery Jesus.

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