Welcome to episode 46 of The All Seeing Guys, Greg & Joe go straight in on Geezdropping, discussing overheard snippets from peoples conversations, getting massively side tracked and accidentally create All Seeing Guys the musical. We briefly talk our disgust for Independence Day 2. Then look over some of the recent unusual news stories covering Avocados, Vegan Cafe beef, Adult books accidentally sold to kids, the increase in cock ring incidents, the movie Save The Last Dance & more madness. Greg goes for a wee & Joe does an Irish accent. Of course we dish out our unwanted agony aunt advice & end with a banger of track 'All I've Known' by the mighty 'Iron Duke', formally Violent Offender. More than enough reasons to listen.
037 - "I'M DANNY DYER & AQUAMAN CAN EAT MY SHIT"
Welcome to episode 37 & Kingston upon Thames Town Ambassador Moses lives! we share our love for Danny Dyer, his tweets, movies & TV shows where of course conversation turns other topics such as an Earthworm Jim porno. Joe doesn't care about movies like Greg does & gives no f*cks about upcoming films. So to gauge Joes judgemental reactions Greg shows him the following trailers John Wick 2, Justice League, where Joe expresses his opinion of Aquaman, Army Of One, Rings & Doctor Strange. Along with some agony aunts, will one be a problem of incest? Maybe?... we know the answer is yes.
Playing us out is Earthtide with 'Saragossa Speedway' taken from their new ep 'Live, Loud & Loaded'
036 - THE END IS NIGH, PREPPERS & #SQUADGOALS
Episode 36 of TASG & we welcome Tom Snape who joins us to talk Preppers, those who hope for the best & prepare for the worst. The worst being the end of days. Join us as we dive into the reasons to start getting your sh*t together for the end of the world & how to survive. As always it's gets weird as we design our weapons to protect ourselves realise we would be the arseholes who show up in a Walking Dead episode along with Geezedropping & taking on weird mums in our agony aunts.
035 - "EAT YOUR MUNCH" & THE JOHN BARROWMAN BOYS
This week on The All Seeing Guys, Greg rants about 'phishing' after receiving a spam iTunes email, Joe brings up the idea of buying celebrity sperm, then we discuss recent news stories such as Gran close to birthing own gran daughter, a baby punched in a supermarket, Strange Guinness World records where we uncover the only true way to destroy John Barrowman. in an ode to one year since we put episode 9 out where we did an incest special agony aunt we celebrate by... doing another incest special. Along with other segments Geezedropping & Wankerty Wank. Enjoy.
034 - CAN YOU TELL WE ARE F@CKED? & YOUR CELEB DRINKING CREW
Episode 34 of The All Seeing Guys, we are way too wasted which always makes for good fun, we share a sneak preview of our upcoming Detective radio play 'Ritz Cricker & Ritz Disturbance in.... yet to be titled', and we ask the big questions such as what if Danny Dyer, Jeremy Irons or Patrick Stewart hosted robot wars? what if serial killer Jeffery Dahmer hosted Crystal Maze? would you reach climax through f@cking a McChicken Sandwich? & we read out YOUR answers to the big question 'Who is your celebrity drinking crew?'! Along with a few choice segments & much more!
033 - THE GREAT OUTDOORS: HOW MANY CENTIMETRES IS THAT? WITH GUEST 'BEN MONOPOLI'
In episode 33 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe we are joined by old friend, travel buddy & handsome c@nt 'Ben Monopoli' to discuss The Great Outdoors. Join Greg, Joe & Ben as they discuss Penis Lengths across the globe, Camping, wet dreams, Greg & Joe take a trip up Box Hill with the Zoom Mic, Greg shares the time he faced death.... by accidentally ingesting ashes, Geezedropping, unwanted advice & much more.
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030 - UNPLANNED ft CALUM WRIGHT: "THE INTERNETS WEIRD INNIT"
Episode 30 of TASG is here, & to celebrate we are joined by everyone's favourite 1970s Phil Collins lookalike, The Fighting Cocks bar manager 'Calum Wright' for our first ever unplanned episode! That's right, we have no notes or set topics. Instead, we have make a BBQ in a bucket, get wasted & go wherever the conversation takes us, which is to some pretty strange places, Very Important Peado, Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory, theatre troops, lip sniffing, old games consoles, Goldeneye on the N64, the magical wonder that is the Internet & much more! We play out with a new track from Sing a Storm.
029 - DR CHOCOLATE, OCD, F@CKZILLA! & THE JOHNNY-FIVE SEX TAPE
Welcome to episode 29!! It's a packed one this week! We talk The Wonder Beers album, supermarket chain Iceland trolling Nandos on Twitter, OCD & our odd routines, Greg eats toast before cereal, insta-famous c@nts, click bait, the show hits a new low as we check our junk emails, robot sex & Joe makes dinosaur erotica very.... well, erotic. With our segments 'tuck it in' & 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' & more!!!
028 - JOE, WATCHER OF REALITY TV; GREG, DEFENDER OF INCEST
Hungover from the drunken mayhem that was episode 27 Greg & Joe take a more chilled approach to this episode. Talking Blink 182 playing our town Kingston, Joe has Geezedropping story involving Twenty One Pilots, a homeless woman & funeral, then we talk REALITY TV! what we watched, watched we didn't, was was hot, what was not, we actually have a conversation but fear not! we very much lower the tone lower than we have before with our agony aunt segment. Enjoy!
026 - WHO KILLING DEM CATS, SAUSAGE ROLLING, BALLCUZI & MORE
This episode WE. GO. IN!! The All Seeing Guys bring you episode 26 where shit goes up a notch. Join us dive in to Nandos new menu, secret banter sauce, Joe watches & talks the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody in the name of 'research', we talk the Croydon Cat killer & pitch it as series 3 of 'Serial', throwing in some Geezedropping, Joes Corner, Agony aunts & sausage rolls! We give shouts to other fave shows & an awesome update on one of Kingston's many live music heroes High Rise. Big question, What's a Ballcuzi? Find out by pressing play!
Remember next episode is our one year celebration show so send us s birthday message! Record it on your phone! Can just be audio & email it to theallseeinguys@gmail.com
025 - JUMANJI REMAKE, FIRST JOB & THE 2016 CELEBRITY CULL
Welcome to Episode 25 of TASG with Greg & Joe. In this episode we are drunkenly joined by our best friend, the third wheel to our reliant robin (and by third wheel I mean the important leading first wheel), our lobster, Ed Wooderson. Join us as talk Jay-Zs new cardigan to him warm in the shade Beyonce thew on him, we pitch our idea for the Jumanji movie reboot, ask what would happen if you swapped body with a stranger, dive into our first ever jobs, Joe burps, we look over the Celebrity death cull of 2016 with fresh updates & prediction because are horrible people with no souls. Enjoy the show!!!
024 - OUR ENDS, KINGSTON UPON THAMES & THE FALLEN DOWN
EPISODE 24 of TASG 'Our Ends, Kingston upon Thames & The Fallen Down Phone Boxes'. Firstly I apologise for sound quality not being as on point, it's not bad though & doesn't effect the show. Joe decided to eat the microphone so he's louder than usual at some points but I'm sure he's not sorry. We talk the fallen down phone boxes, a local Kebab award win, laser quest, a vicious attack on a police blanket, shops that have come & gone such as Books, Bits & Bobs. We answer the big question, is Kingston built over a hell mouth like Sunnydale in Buffy? How awesome would it be if we close the town & play paintball in it? & Whats this 'interested' bollocks on Facebook? We round up with looking at some spooky goings on & our Wankety Wank segment!
023 - HOW MANY TATTOOS YOU GOT? ft GAZ WOOLCOCKS
Welcome to episode 23! This episode we are talking tattoos! 'How many you got?' Greg & Joe are joined by Caz who works in Old London Road Tattoos in Kingston. Join us as we dive into the world of ink in true All Seeing Guys fashion. We talk first tats, what it was, what it is now, Malaya tattoos, Gregs favourite barcode, evil parents, the horrid TV shows that are all the rage now, The daughters of Joes dentist, David Beckham, answer some tattoo themed agony aunts & expose the secret that is Greg & Joes podcast drinking game. We answer the big questions such as 'does it hurt?, should I get one? Should I get a Sea cucumber tattooed on myself?' So stop reading this & hit play!
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018 - DOWN THE FIGHTING COCKS
Episode 18 of The All Seeing Guys is here! You've heard them talk about The Fighting Cocks bar & venue & mention its staff in most of our episodes, however this time Greg & Joe bring you along. Join us as we venture to the pub for a few beers, whiskies & shots whilst talking to the awesome staff on both sides of the bar who make this place what it is. Filled with banter, a very disgusting & incestuous game of 'Would You Rather', coin tossing, a porn magazine, pinball, live music & kebabs. Covering a wide range of subjects that are too ridiculous to even write. It's basically a party as we get more wasted throughout the night. Huge thanks to Jack, Ellie, Callum & George who appear, didn't have time to catch everyone so Reece, Jane & Adams we'll catch you next time. Thanks to Tyrone, Steve & Chris for joining us briefly & of course to the awesome Earthtide who play us out with a live track from the venue of The Cocks. Let's go to the pub!
014 - SPORTING ENTHUSIAST GREG & JOE & CLOG CLOBBING
This episode we talk 'Sport', but in true All Seeing Guys fashion! join us as we relive football at school break time! (if you went to school with us then you may well get a mention on this one), Greg talks about his awkward meeting with ex Chelsea player 'Steve Clarke'. Learn about low key sports such as Clog clobbing, Dwarf throwing, The wankathon, & hairy back growing! Joes corner reopens previous tales of 'Tree fucking' & 'Creepy clowns in vans', and of course our unwanted agony aunt advice! This week we end with the amazing local heroes 'Anonymous Tip'! We give podlove to 'The L.A.B podcast' & 'Caution, Wet Floors'. This will be the last episode until our Christmas Special in Mid December! then we'll back in full force!
011 - DICKHEADS
Dickheads, from public transport, to drunk attention seekers, we got it covered. That's right, this episode we dive into the world of Dickheads! they are everywhere, including on this podcast, yes, we revile our own dickhead moves! Joe also takes a test on slang words, see how street he really is! with our comedy segments, 'Geezedropping', 'Joe's corner of fear' & show us your agony with 'you didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'. This week we end with a track from 'Sanchez vs Fighter Pilot'.
009 - TOWN AMBASSADORS
The All Seeing Guys Greg & Joe return to the captains table with spiced rum fuelling their minds as they discuss & banter their way through their most un-pc episode yet. We start off with our segment 'Geezedropping', for weeks we have been making note of odd snippets we hear from peoples conversation and discussing it ourselves. This episodes topic is 'local town nuts' to be blunt, we all know them, or know of them, or have seen them out & about so we are learning about a few popular local ones & sharing stories, theories & love for them making our towns rightfully theirs, we talk The Wizard of Sutton, Moses of Kingston & many more. But thats not all, we have our agony aunt segment 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'....INCEST SPECIAL!!!!!
We also end with a track from local up & coming hardcore/metal band 'High Rise'.
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005 - FACE BEGGAR
Episode 5 of The All Seeing Guys podcast with Greg & Joe, this episode we discuss selfies, those same old faces round the area asking you for that same old '70p' or whatever amount for the same old bullshit reasons, fake beggars, life with smart phones, the insane world that is Facebook & of course our segments, Joe's corner of Fear & our unwanted agony aunt advice, this week we actually end with one of our own tracks, 'Why You Stressing' by hiphop alter egos Dicerollers.
001 - CHEEKY KEBAB
The first episode of The All Seeing Guys! This extended first episode special we discuss Cheeky Nandos, cocks out in summer, kebabs & much more. With our two comedy segments at the end ! With a track from The Wonder Beers at the end.